That's Deep
AN- Sorry for the wait, but I've been busy and working on another story. Anyway, don't expect another chapter for a while. I promise to post again as soon as I can. Thanks for being patient, and remember kids, drugs are bad.
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Naraku yawned loudly as he sat up from his bed, stretching his arms. Sam lay beside him, snoring loudly. The man walked to his kitchen, ruffling his messy hair. He decided to go take a shower before eating anything. He quickly showered and cleaned up, getting dressed and walking back to his kitchen. Sam was now awake, begging for scraps. He cooked eggs, occasionally throwing a piece to Sam quietly.
"Hello?" Naraku answered his phone tiredly.
"Hey babe, you busy today?" his current, but soon to be ex, girlfriend Carissa asked. Naraku knew that Jordan and Gabe hated him for giving her a second chance, but he just wanted to fuck her, and make it so good, so irresistible, that once he got tired of her, he was going to drop her on her ass. Maybe he would purposely invite another girl over and fuck her and then Carissa would walk in on them. That would please him to no end.
"Yes." Naraku finally answered after all of the evil, dirty thoughts ran through his head.
"Oh, I kind of wanted to spend some time with you."
"In that case, then come over right now. I have some time before I have to leave."
"Haha, ok, here I come."
Naraku smirked as he finished up his breakfast and planned out what was going to happen. A nice, fiery, passionate bang with his almost ex-girlfriend, after he was done, he'd kick her out, dump her, take another shower and then head off to do what he had planned to do in the first place.
"Oh, Sam, I'm going to Hell for this. Hahaha!" Naraku chuckled when his girlfriend walked in the door. Naraku immediately gave her a hot kiss, picking her up and carrying her to his room for one last rendezvous.
"I love you." She whispered in his ear when he gently placed her on his bed. Naraku grinned back at her, but it was a grin of evil. He didn't say anything; he just let his hands do the talking for him.
Jordan and Gabe sat at the table of the café, both on their laptops, working on their essays quietly. They were waiting for Naraku to show up and help guide them through it and double-check them, but when they called, he did not answer, meaning he was once again fucking his girlfriend.
"Hey, how do you spell, oh, never mind." Gabe said, taking a drink of his coffee and going back to his essay.
"Ok." Jordan replied simply. She looked up when the café door opened, Naraku striding in with his own laptop, sunglasses on, and a victorious smirk pulled into his face. He sat down next to Jordan and began chuckling. Jordan and Gabe looked at one another worriedly and then looking at Naraku when his chuckling became louder, turning into laughter. It wasn't happy laughter, it was more of, "I love being an asshole," laughter.
"What?" Gabe asked Naraku curiously.
"Nothing. Haha, now, let me take a look," Naraku replied, turning Gabe's laptop towards himself. Jordan rubbed her head tiredly. The past few days, her summer class and online class had been killing her and she couldn't sleep well.
"Yeah, just fix those sentences and it'll be perfect. Alright Jordan, you're next," Naraku said, his asshole demeanor gone and his teacher personality taking the lead.
"Ok." Jordan replied, turning it to him. Naraku looked at her and frowned, stroking her face with his hand softly.
"Tired?" he asked.
"Yeah, I'm about to drop to the floor." She replied. Naraku began reading over her essay, changing things up and correcting mistakes for her. He finished proofreading it, patting Jordan's shoulder encouragingly.
"Great as always. You two really don't need me for this." Naraku stated assuredly.
"Well, it's an excuse to hang with you." Gabe chirped with a smile. Naraku pushed him playfully in response.
"Hey Naraku, since Gabe is throwing an orgy party," Jordan began.
"It's not an orgy!" Gabe interrupted. Naraku leaned back in his seat cautiously and let the two friends go at it.
"A bunch of single gay guys getting together at one dude's house to do what?" Jordan asked heatedly, but she was smiling.
"Talk!" Gabe spat back.
"How can you talk when you're all sucking each other's cocks?" Jordan hissed.
"Shut up! It's not an orgy!"
"Yeah, right, whatever."
"I will state my position as neutral and continue on with life." Naraku said cautiously as Jordan and Gabe snorted in reply.
"Ok, anyway, while Gabe and his friends are talking, fucking, whatever you kids call it these days, can I come to your house and work on my assignments?" Jordan asked Naraku, who blinked and stared back at her blankly.
"Sure. I don't mind." He replied quietly.
"Do you really or are you just saying that?" Jordan asked him with a pout.
"I don't mind, I promise." Naraku reassured her. Jordan nodded before turning back to her laptop, typing in a few more things.
"So, how's the girl-fuck, I mean, girlfriend?" Gabe asked dryly, pounding a few keys with his finger as he corrected the same mistake twice. Naraku's arrogant smirk returned to his face as he began chuckling.
"She's gone." Naraku replied.
"Where'd you stash the body?" Jordan asked.
"Nowhere. I just fucked her until she could barely walk, then I dumped her and kicked her out of my house." Naraku chirped with a wide smile. He was expecting reprimand and name-calling, but he had forgotten how much Jordan hated Carissa.
"Hahahaha! Epic win! This is the only time I can ever approve of that!" Jordan laughed, patting Naraku's shoulder warmly.
After eating and fixing up the final mistakes on their essays, Jordan handed Gabe her keys, grabbed her stuff and rode with Naraku to his house. She greeted Sam happily before sitting down on the couch and sighing heavily.
"I promise to be very, very quiet." Naraku said to Jordan as he walked back to his room. He whistled quickly to call Sam back with him. Jordan sighed heavily once more as she began arranging her things together. She heard the TV in the other room and smiled. At least he had some noise going on. Jordan hated the silence.
"Jesus Christ on a cracker with cheese…what the fuck is this even saying?" Jordan groaned irritably as she reread the question for the fifth time in a row. Jordan let out an audible howl of frustration while pulling her hair with her hands. She let the howl drag out into a long weep, stretching out on the couch and exhaling. Jordan covered her face with her hands as she took a few deep breaths.
"May I assist you?" Naraku asked, leaning on the back of the couch and staring down at the frustrated girl. She spread her fingers so she could see him in between the digits, her hands still plastered to her face.
"Only if you know calculus." Jordan grumbled back with a pout. Naraku stared back for a moment, mentally commenting on how much she reminded him of Melanie with that pout.
"I happen to be a genius with calculus."
"Then sit down and help me please."
"Alright, move over." Naraku said, sitting down next to her. He grabbed the book, paper and pencil and sat back, letting Jordan rest her head against his arm. Naraku read over the directions before he began doing the problems step by step, stopping momentarily to look at Jordan to see if she understood or not. She gave him a curt nod, signaling him to continue.
"Here, now you try," Naraku said, giving her the pencil and holding the book between them. Jordan began writing, stopping momentarily to do simple math in her head, then she began writing again; trying to mimic the same steps that Naraku took.
"Two times six is twelve, not eight." Naraku chuckled.
"It is in my world." Jordan retorted as she erased the mistake and put the correct number down.
"Good job. Try the next one, it's a bit tougher, but I think you can handle it." Naraku said quietly, his voice lowered like he didn't want anyone but Jordan to hear him.
"Uh oh, it looks ugly, I don't want to." Jordan huffed, beginning her work on the problem anyway. She got halfway before pausing, wondering what to do next. She bit her bottom lip; her teeth clinging against her tight lip rings. Naraku kept silent. He knew that she could figure it out on her own…until she began shaking slightly.
"Calm down, you know what to do." Naraku said to her.
"No I don't. I forget." Jordan whined, tapping her pencil on her head as she tried her hardest to remember. She stopped when she saw Naraku point at one of the previous problems he had done.
"Just follow what I did." He replied, looking at Sam, who was trotting around the room with a squeaky bone in his jaws.
"I did, but it doesn't look right."
"It's a tricky one, but I promise you're right. I'll stop you when you're wrong."
"Oh, ok." Jordan replied, leaning into him even more. Naraku watched as she continued doing a few more problems before her arm dropped into his lap, her hand still gripping the pencil.
"Jordan?" Naraku called out, finally realizing she had fallen asleep. Naraku exhaled as he closed the book and placed it beside him, trying not to wake Jordan. He rested his hand on her head, slowly stroking her soft crimson red hair. Naraku yawned and soon fell asleep as well.
"Hm?" Jordan groaned when she woke up a little while later. She leaned up and rubbed her head, looking back at Naraku, who was still snoozing lightly. His face was relaxed and still quite young looking. Jordan would never guess that he was almost twenty-eight. He looked at least six years younger than that. Before realizing it, she was staring into his now open eyes.
"Did I wake you?" Jordan asked him.
"No…well, I realized I wasn't warm anymore." He said back simply. Jordan nodded in reply, standing up to get a drink to soothe her dry throat. She and Naraku both filled up glasses of water, drinking them quickly.
"Are you going to finish the assignment?" Naraku asked, setting his glass on the counter.
"Eh, I finished most of it, I'll leave the rest alone. He does a completion grade anyway."
"Oh, alright."
"What's wrong?"
"Hm?"
"You're just really mellow. I mean, you just woke up, so,"
"I'm fine, Jordan."
"Ok. I believe you. So, are you excited for your new classes in a few weeks?" Jordan asked curiously, scratching her head idly. Naraku shrugged slightly.
"I suppose so. Sesshomaru told me the other day at the teacher meeting that I was going to have a student from Italy all year long."
"Haha, really? That should be plenty of fun right there. What year is he?" Jordan asked with a smile.
"Senior. He's in the same class as Melanie."
"I thought Melanie was doing an internship."
"She is, but she still has to take certain classes, mine being one of them."
"Ah, I see. Do you know his name? The Italian?"
"I believe Sesshomaru said Mario or Luigi or something like that." Naraku replied, a small smile curving his lips.
"Hahaha, are you lying to me?" Jordan quizzed.
"No, I'm quite serious, I'm getting a foreign student from Italy, I just do not recall his name."
"Is he fluent in English?"
"I really fucking hope so. I can speak English, Spanish, Japanese and some French, but Italian is not on my list."
"Haha, awww, I want to meet him when school starts up."
"Heh, why?"
"I don't know, maybe he's from a different country and I'm curious to see what he's like."
"I'm from a different country, want to see what I'm like in bed?"
"Naraku, you were born in America, you told me so yourself." Jordan stated back sternly.
"Haha, oops. I forgot I did…still want to find out?" Naraku asked with a grin.
"Haha, no." Jordan replied dryly.
"Oh, too bad, Jordan. But seriously, whenever you're ready, come to me and I'll show you what love-making is supposed to feel like." Naraku purred, slowly circling Jordan like she was his prey. Jordan crossed her arms and snorted.
"I think not."
"I can only imagine how you like it,"
"I don't even know. I'm still a virgin."
"You'd like it rough, going by your personality, but going by your soul, slow and lovingly, nothing but passion." Naraku whispered into her ear, standing behind her and resting his hands on her shoulders.
"You're crazy." Jordan stated, knowing her face was turning red.
"I'm a pleaser. I like to please before I am pleased."
"Stop, I'm going to get sick."
"No, you've always been curious about me, haven't you?" Naraku asked, letting Jordan turn around and face him, his hands still resting on her shoulders.
"Not going to lie, I was, but now I see that you just go by whatever the girl wants. You have no preference."
"I do, it just depends on my mood. If I'm in a good mood, I'll be the performer, but if I'm in a bad mood, I'll let the girl ride me instead."
"More like if you're lazy you'll let the girls ride you."
"Haha, well, why should I always be on top? Why should I be the one working all the time? I deserve to be pleased once in a while."
"True, but guess what, I won't top you nor will I be on the bottom, because I will never sleep with you…ever."
"Oh?"
"I'd sooner sleep with Sesshomaru than with you."
"You do know that he's just as bad as I am, right?"
"No, he has no times for such things."
"Did he tell you that?"
"He really has no time."
"Good. I hope he never gets laid ever again." Naraku remarked.
Jordan yawned as she lay in her bed later on that night. She stared at the ceiling, snuggled beneath her covers. She thought about her life and how she really had no plans for it. She didn't know what her major should be, she didn't even know if she would ever settle down and have kids.
"I feel like I have twenty of them already," Jordan murmured to herself when visions of Naraku, Sesshomaru, Gabe, Melanie, Nick, Levi and countless others filled her head. She felt like a mother to them all, which annoyed her. She wanted to be their friend, but she felt like they depended on her to be there for them for everything.
"What would they do if I just left for a few days? Pfft, probably blow the city up." Jordan growled, looking over at Pillow, who slept soundly on his own bed.
Sesshomaru yawned as he walked downstairs the following morning. He had already showered and was dressed in a green Aerosmith shirt, black jeans and black Chucks. He was getting tired of wearing suits and nicer clothing.
"Here you go, Rin," Inuyasha's voice echoed slightly in the kitchen. Sesshomaru stood in the doorway, keeping quiet as he watched his younger brother hand Rin a plate of eggs and sausage.
"Thanks Inuyasha! So, is Kagome going to bring Shippo over today?" Rin asked excitedly as she sat down at the table.
"Uhh, maybe. I'm not sure." Inuyasha replied, sneaking a few bites of eggs before pouring himself a glass of orange juice.
"I hope so." Rin said, taking a drink of her juice. Sesshomaru had his arms crossed, a small smile on his face. He couldn't believe how mature Inuyasha had become, and he even got a true friend for Rin to play with instead of the little bitches she used to hang out with.
"Hey, Sesshomaru, do you think we could get a dog? It's pretty damn boring in this place when you're gone, Rin is gone and what not." Inuyasha asked, his voice no longer sweet, but stern and a slight attitude building. It was no surprise to Sesshomaru. They still disliked one another.
"No." Sesshomaru replied simply, finally walking into the kitchen.
"Aww, please? I want a puppy!" Rin chimed in. Sesshomaru frowned when he realized what was happening. He and Inuyasha would gang up against his father whenever they wanted something, now it was Rin and Inuyasha against him.
"No." Sesshomaru repeated, his voice a little more stern than before.
"Come on, you let Jordan bring her fucking wolf over here all the time!" Inuyasha snapped.
"That I do, but that's only for a couple of hours versus actually owning a canine." Sesshomaru said back, his demeanor unwavering.
"Whatever, asshole." Inuyasha grumbled as he returned to eating his food. Sesshomaru looked over at Rin, who was somberly eating her food as well.
"Mope all you want, it's not going to change my mind." Sesshomaru announced, grabbing an apple from the fridge as he walked out of the kitchen.
Melanie yawned as she sat on her floor, her small guinea pig chirping curiously as he ran around the room. Toby lay on his bed, his ears on high alert as he watched the little critter, but he made no attempts to attack it.
"Toby, come here boy," Melanie chirped as she picked her new critter up. Toby walked over and Melanie held the guinea pig up to him, letting him check it out. Toby sniffed it, then snorted on it, then licked it and sat down, his tail wagging happily.
"Err…good boy." Melanie exhaled. She was sure that the little dude didn't like being sneezed on. She put the guinea pig back in his cage and hurriedly got dressed. She bid Toby goodbye as she grabbed her mom's keys and walked out to the car.
Naraku, Gabe, Sesshomaru and Jenn all met in the park. They were all talking amongst one another, mentioning the good times and wishing that summer wouldn't end just yet, but it had to.
"I wonder where Jordan is. She doesn't have anything to do today." Gabe stated, sending a text to Jordan.
"Eh, she's probably tired of us." Jenn said with a shrug.
"I stuffed her body in my shed out behind my house. I plan on dumping her in the river." Sesshomaru stated.
"Before or after I fuck her?" Naraku chuckled.
"Ew, necro! Gross!" Gabe whined.
"Man-whore." Jenn sang, laughing at the glare Naraku shot her.
"Don't make me come over there." Naraku growled unthreateningly.
"Why are you angry with her telling the truth?" Sesshomaru asked him.
"No one likes you, shut up." Naraku bit out.
"You wish that no one likes me." Sesshomaru replied coolly and arrogantly. Everyone liked him whether they wanted to admit it or not…according to his thinking process. He didn't believe that he could be hated, no matter how much of an asshole he was. Even Naraku had to like him, because if he really hated him, they would've killed one another by now and Sesshomaru would've won.
"Whoa, I just got a huge draft of "Arrogance." Haha, Sesshomaru, you need to keep that shit turned on the DL." Gabe stated as Jenn and Naraku snorted and cackled. They had felt it too.
"I need to do nothing." Sesshomaru replied.
The few remaining weeks of the summer flew by, and before Sesshomaru could even protest, he was back in his office at the school, massaging his temples as two students sat in front of him on the very first day. The boy on his left had a bloody lip and the one on his right had a developing bruise on his right cheek.
"So, the first day in high school you two decided to…what? Try and make it more exciting? I'm still confused with the point of this fight." Sesshomaru stated bitterly, finally placing his arms on his desk in front of him, staring down the two boys.
"He started making jokes about my girl!" the boy with the bloody lip stated heatedly while pointing at his opponent.
"What jokes?" Sesshomaru asked.
"He was just talking about how big her butt is and saying he wanted to bang her!"
"Were you?" Sesshomaru asked the other kid.
"Yeah, what about it?" he asked with a cocky attitude.
"What year are you two in?"
"Ninth." They replied simultaneously. Sesshomaru leaned back in his chair, his eyes rolling as he turned to his computer.
"Only freshmen would think of fighting on the very first day. You're both suspended for the rest of the week. Go to the dean and wait for your parents there. Good day." Sesshomaru ordered, watching the two leave with the dean, who was waiting outside for them. Sesshomaru stood up and walked out as well. He walked down to Naraku's room and opened the door.
"Oh boy…it wasn't me." Naraku growled as he stood at the front of the classroom.
"There is nothing wrong." Sesshomaru stated.
"Ah. I heard there was a fight." Naraku said.
"Freshmen." Sesshomaru replied as the entire class burst into laughter. Sesshomaru saw Melanie, who was asleep as usual, and the quiet and confused Italian boy behind her. He smiled widely, but he didn't get the whole "freshmen" concept.
"Oh, the Italian?" Sesshomaru asked Naraku, who nodded in reply.
"I have no clue how to pronounce his real name, so he is Luigi…for now." Naraku explained, seeing the boy's head jerk in reply.
"Yes?" Luigi asked, smiling widely. Sesshomaru and Naraku glanced at one another before looking back at him.
"Nothing. We're just standing here." Naraku replied.
"Ah, that's deep…I don't understand." Luigi announced, still smiling and even adding in a little giggle. Once again, Sesshomaru and Naraku glanced at one another, this time slight confusion mixed in with their expressions.
"No Luigi, it's really not that deep." Naraku replied slowly and cautiously.
"Oh, hee, I'm sorry." Luigi replied, holding his hand up for a moment and still smiling. Sesshomaru wondered if he could ever not smile and made it his new goal in life to make the Italian dubbed "Luigi" not smile for once. He liked a challenge, but it was going to be hard, he could tell.
"So, Melanie, are you excited about being back in school…I can tell." Sesshomaru announced, standing in front of her desk and allowing his shadow to loom over her unconscious body. Not even a twitch.
"So, um, you are the principal, no?" Luigi asked curiously, needless to say, he was smiling. Sesshomaru stared back at him and nodded.
"Yes. How did you guess?" Sesshomaru asked sarcastically. His nametag on his belt definitely didn't say, "Principal" at all.
"Oh, um, because Mr. Saitou said that you had long, uh, what was the word he used…long, gay, white hair…or something." Luigi explained, stumbling over his English a bit. Sesshomaru turned to Naraku slowly.
"Did he now?" Sesshomaru asked with a slight growl.
"Yes…wait…hee, sorry Mr. Saitou," Luigi chirped when Naraku shot him a glare.
"Not yet, you're not." Naraku growled.
"That's deep, I don't understand." Luigi said quickly, his smile never fading from his face.
"Haha, I like that. I'll be seeing you later." Sesshomaru stated to Naraku, who groaned in reply. His Saturday mornings were just shot to Hell because of the Italian kid.
"Goddamn mafia is out to get me already." Naraku grumbled under his breath as he sat down at his desk, letting out a huge sigh.
"Are you alright?" Luigi asked Naraku.
"Thanks to you, I just lost my Saturdays to detentions to watch over a bunch of little A-hole children." Naraku growled, censoring himself so Luigi wouldn't tell on him again.
"Ohhh…that's deep, I don't understand." Luigi chirped back. Naraku felt his eye twitch and his pride sink to an all-time low when he heard Melanie's snort and giggles as she sat up, her laughter becoming louder as she looked at Naraku.
"Shut up." Naraku said to her.
"Haha, that's deep." Melanie chirped in reply as she placed her head back down on her desk.
