YAY, New Connections is back by popular demand. I got so many emails asking me to write another chapter, that I finally got round to working on it. Thanks so much for the reviews. I know I take huge breaks but they really do make me continue. I just took a lul because I wasn't sure where to go with this. Anyways, this chapter is based on Regionals. I hope you enjoy it (and if you do, please review)
Rachel Berry: It's REGIONALS people!
(Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray and 6 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: FYI honey, it's also 3 in the morning!
Rachel Berry: I am aware of that Kurt; it seems my vocal talent is just too strong to stay dormant a second longer. Why are you awake? Having a bad nightmare about that second place trophy?
(Noah Puckerman likes this)
Kurt Hummel: Err no Rach, because you woke Finn up and then he woke the frickin house up stomping down the stairs to get a snack.
Noah Puckerman: If you spoke to Finn why the fuck did you need to ring me at this lame ass hour Berry?
Quinn Fabray: and me? If I bags under my eyes tomorrow honey I will kill you! Can't get back to sleep now!
Rachel Berry: because Finn doesn't understand the seriousness of the competition that we're facing! I need support at this crucial time!
Kurt Hummel: Let me guess, my brother fell asleep on the phone again right?
Rachel Berry: YES! I swear he needs to see a doctor! Remember that one time he slept through that entire Glee lesson on adult contemporary?
Noah Puckerman: Told you he wasn't man enough for you Berry ;) I'm known for my all nighters right Q?
Quinn Fabray: I don't think staying up all night for cage fighting counts babe.
Brittany Pierce: Santana and I are having a sleepover! Wanna come over Rach?
Noah Puckerman: What's Brittania+ Berry? Fuck, it's even too early to get excited for girl on girl action! GO TO SLEEP BERRY!
(Quinn Fabray, Kurt Hummel and 22 others like this)
Rachel Berry: If there was a dislike button I would use it right now.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Finn Hudson-Rachel Berry: Morning babe, I just saw your status, why were you guys up at like 3.30 this morning?
Quinn Fabray: Fuck you and your eight hours of sleep Hudson!
Quinn Fabray: Okay, maybe I need to stop spending so much time with Puck.
Santana Lopez: What's with the yelling? Pregnancy hormones Fabray?
Quinn Fabray: Sleep deprivation! Finn wouldn't stay up to talk with Rach so I got the job.
Santana Lopez: Ah, Finn not interested in sexting man hands? Did you try sending him a dirty picture? On second thoughts, we don't want him throwing up all over the theatre today.
Finn Hudson: Rach, are you sure you rung me? I'm pretty sure that I'd remember that.
Rachel Berry: Yes Finn, I sung my Original Song down the phone and then you went to make a snack. Then you started talking about awesome the snack was and then you fell asleep
Finn Hudson: Oh, so that's why I have cheese on my face!
Quinn Fabray: You're marrying a man who has cheese on his face.
Rachel Berry: Worse, I'm singing a solo about him at Regionals; our entire chance of going to New York rests on me singing a solo about a man with cheese on his face.
Finn Hudson: Wait…that song's about me? Get it Right? I thought it was about like school work and stuff, like that time you said you were failing math?
Kurt Hummel: Rachel Berry in less than straight 'A' shocker?
Rachel Berry: Finn, I used to tutor advanced calculus, I have never failed Math. I may have over exaggerated my need for your assistance when we first met to ensure our companionship developed.
Finn Hudson: I didn't understand any of that sentence? Don't feel bad babe but anyone can help someone turn a calculator on.
Brittany Pierce: Can you teach me how to spell out dirty words on it Rach? Once I spelt out BOOBIES but then I forgot :( That was an awesome day.
Santana Lopez: Since I am so not down with Finchel arguing followed by disgusting make out sessions on the way to Regionals, let me spell out: Rachel went all Mean Girls on you Finn and pretending to be dumb so you'd hook up with her.
Finn Hudson: Should I be offended?
Rachel Berry: Oh please! You're the one who started it; asking for extra singing sessions in the auditorium late at night! Babe, I wrote the song a year ago. It's all about how I wanted us to get our relationship right when we had all those rocky times before getting together properly, you know when I got with Jesse etc.
Jesse St James: You wrote a song about me? I'm incredibly flattered.
Brittany Pierce: If your Mr Shue's son, how come you never come to practice anymore? Did you fall out? I fell out with my cat today. I don't care what he says, I am not being the first to apologise.
Rachel Berry: Yes Jesse I wrote about how I wanted to break up with you and get with the guy of my dreams? Happy now?
Finn Hudson: Ha! You got owned St James! C u in a few babe, gonna make a grilled cheese for breakfast.,
Rachel Berry: again?
Brittany Pierce: I'll lick it off your chin Finn.
Rachel Berry: Brit, that's my fiancé you're seducing?
Brittany Pierce: I really like cheese. Only if it's melted though cos the calories get melted away the, right San?
Rachel Berry: All this repulsive cheese talk is putting me off my banana flaxseed smoothie. May I point out that I believe eating animal products has little nutritional value and is both unethical and morally wrong.
Mercedes Jones: Save the lecture for the bus ride Berry!
Finn Hudson: Except if your totally drunk? Right babe?
Rachel Berry: I hate you.
Finn Hudson: I thought we couldn't fight on competition days.
Rachel Berry: That was before you cheated on me with a grilled cheese.
Noah Puckerman: I totally ship Cherry. That's cheese+Berry=CHERRY!
Finn Hudson: That's hot!
(Artie Abrams, Mike Chang and 7 others like this)
Noah Puckerman: is trying to get #loserlikeme trending, this competition is so on!
(Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Artie Abrams and 45 others like this)
Finn Hudson: Dammit, I hate this waiting time! What are they doing in there?
Rachel Berry: I just saw the host in the woman's bathroom drinking from a vodka bottle. If we are robbed, I fully intend to write to the Ohio Show Choir committee demanding a recount based on breaking rule 36, section B.
Finn Hudson: That's great baby. Although, I don't think composing it aloud right now is helping; we're just kind of sensitive.
Noah Puckerman: What Finn means is shut the fuck up about the Show choir rule book Berry! Finn, can't you find somewhere to make out with her or something?
Quinn Fabray: Hey! Don't shout at her! You threatening to punch Aural Intensity is hardly productive either.
Finn Hudson: I tried that already! They've got those closets all locked up.
Rachel Berry: Who can even think of making out at a time like this!
Artie Abrams: Has anyone seen Brit?
Noah Puckerman: Ha, I guess Brittana can!
Artie Abrams: This is so not fly!
Brittany Pierce: Artie, it doesn't count if its with a girl. I asked Finn and Puck and they said they wouldn't mind if Rachel and Quinn made out. Why can't you be more like them?
Noah Puckerman: Now that you mention it, it would totally calm us all down! Take one for the team Faberry!
Mercedes Jones: I don't know how I call you guys family.
Noah Puckerman: Ow! Your girl is fucked up Finn!
Rachel Berry: I really love you Finn Hudson. Which is why I'll hit you twice as hard as I hit Puckerman when you get back from buying candy.
(Quinn Fabray and Carole Hummel like this)
Rachel Berry: OMG!
Finn Hudson: Two words: Finchel in NYC
Mercedes Jones: That's three words!
Kurt Hummel: Congrats guys, I'm so proud of you. Rachie, your original song was amazing!
Finn Hudson: It totally was. Dude, did you know that she wrote it about me? ME!
Quinn Fabray: Are you going to start crying again Finn?
Artie Abrams: Ha!
Noah Puckerman: There are no words.
Noah Puckerman: Lame ass pansy. Oh look, I found some!
Finn Hudson: I'm just really happy that's all.
Mercedes Jones: Yes we get it Finn, you guys are happy. Just remember, the back seat isn't the invisible seat!
Noah Puckerman: #finnsapansy. Oh look I found some more, and tweeted.
Quinn Fabray: You spend way too much time on Twitter babe. Is that your new relationship? Noah+twitter=Nitter?
Rachel Berry: Ha! I would totally ship that!
Finn Hudson: ?
Rachel Berry: Hey, he's my only follower! I need him!
Brittany Pierce: I can't wait to show my trophy to my cat. I'm going to put it on the top of my dresser so I can stare it all night long.
Rachel Berry: Brittany, it's a group trophy. We keep it at school.
Brittany Pierce: I WANT THE TROPHY.
Mercedes Jones: Man, have we still got two hours until we get back to school? Artie, can you and Brit make up already?
Artie Abrams: NO.
Mercedes Jones: Fine, can someone hit Finchel to stop them making out again?
Noah Puckerman: Consider it done Jones.
Rachel Berry: Was the hardest you can hit? Quinn needs to teach you a thing or two!
Quinn Fabray: *high fives from across the coach*
Artie Abrams: *fist bumps Berry*
Finn Hudson: *stops the coach so everybody can group hug!*
Rachel Berry: You really don't get how to do this do you Finn? You always take it too far!
Kurt Hummel: Brittany's tantrums, WTF Finn, Finchel make outs, Puck getting dissed by a girl. I don't know what I'm more jealous of, the fact that I lost
or the fact that I'm not on the bus with you guys.
(Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry and 88 others like this).
Just a quick to thank you all for your support, your reviews, reads and emails mean so much guys! Here's to a good last few episodes of Finchel?
Reviews really appreciated.
