*Hangs head guiltily* Yes I know it's been a while. Sorry. Have been enjoying writing my other fic. Apologies to all! Still not owning anything, and still aiming for 100!

Where've You Been?!

"Well?"

"Sorry."

"Sorry! Is that the best you can do?!"

"Errr. Umm. Yeah."

"Leaving me here, all alone stuck in Middle Earth..."

"I said I was sorry..."

"No one here to comfort me in my loneliness..."

"I'm sorry..."

"All alone, poor me..."

"Hey!"

"What?"

"You were not alone. You refused to give me back those male elven strippers remember?"

"Well, there's only so much they can do y'know..."

"I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. KNOW. WHAT. YOU. GOT. UP. TO. WITH. THEM."

"Well, you'd be surprised..."

"Keep your filthy tales to yourself!"

"They don't have tails, but they do have very very big..."

"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!"

"...Feet."

"Feet?"

"Yes. Feet."

"Oh."

"Yes. And you know what they say about elves with big feet right?"

"Errr... I don't think the rating will cover this Kate..."

"They have..."

"Kate! The rating!"

"... a hard time getting shoes."

"Very funny."

"Well it made me laugh."

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Some time after the wedding it was time for the company to leave Minas Tirith. Kate went with them, riding in her jeep with Gimli. It turned out that Gimli was something of a wonderful navigator and also something of a good driver after Kate taught him the basics.

"The only problem is you put the seat too far forward!" She exclaimed.

Gimli huffed good-naturedly at Kate as she fiddled with the seat before setting off. Kate and Gimli were taking turns in driving.

Which was much to the annoyance of Legolas, who wished to see all the land around where the company travelled each time they made camp Gimli and Kate had already seen what there was to see and had photographs as proof. Kate explained that it was known as taking the 'scenic' route.

Eowyn tended to avoid Kate most of the time. The whole being thrown out of a window was not forgotten or forgiven. Unfortunately for Eowyn it seemed that most of the company except those of Rohan had sided with Kate, but Eowyn was determined to get her revenge on Kate before the trip was over.

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Oh dear! Eowyn's still annoyed with Kate! R&R please! Suggestions for what Eowyn might try next?