Fairy Tail owned by Hiro Mashima
Fanfiction and Characters with * by: Emerald Sonata
FAIRY TAIL:
The Small Adventures of Wendy Marvell
~29~
'World Problems...?'
Wendy Marvell and Mint Bell were having a nice chat together, as small and cute girls.
"Hey-hey, Miss Mint, where can I buy the newest brand of fishnet stockings? I heard they're in season right now!"
"Say-say, Little Wendy, you should try out the Strawberry Shortcake Donuts they're selling at the nearest Café! They're holding a special sales where if you buy three, you get a Dragon Plushie for free!"
"Wow! Miss Mint, I love the softness of your hair? What conditioner are you using to make it so silky and glossy. Wah-wah-wah. It feels like the fur of a baby kitten!"
"Oooh! Little Wendy, I'm envious of your legs! I wish I could grow mine to be as long and as curved as yours! What should I do so I could wear cute stockings without them falling off my thin thighs."
"Aaaaaah! Mint-Mint! Let's play a game of Truth or Dare. The loser has tell the winner their most embarrassing secrets. Three sizes are okay!"
"Uuuuuuh! Wendy-Wendy! Please let me measure your waist and tell me your secret in getting such a firm tummy! Are you doing hula dancing?"
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… To sum up, they're discussing major world problems. Ahem.
"Mint! What color underwear is your favorite? I really like Blue Stripes!"
"Wendy! What size brassier do you use? They look so well rounded despite your age!"
… Yeah.
