29. LAZLO AND TED: UNITE
"We really should have a combo attack, or something."
Ted stared at Lazlo strangely. "And why?"
Lazlo scratched his head. "Well, I dunno. I mean, the only combos I have are with Kika and Snowe, and yours are with people you don't like."
"What makes you think I like you?"
"Well, you do owe me for saving you from the Fog Ship. Quid Pro Quo and all."
Ted rolled his eyes. "You save me from the Fog Ship and provide me with transportation; I give you an asskicking Rune of death."
"Well, yeah, but just think of the power of a unite attack! I mean, your Souleater with the Rune of Punishment for magic, and my dual swords with your bow would be awesome!"
"What would we call it, the 'Emo Attack'?"
Lazlo thought. "I admire your nomenclature. Emo Attack it is!"
"What? No!"
