A/N: Hello humans and aliens alike! I hope you are all well. Today's rule was a really fun suggestion from Avalin Rose Ellyot. I hope you like it! As ever, thank you for reading and for your continuous awesome suggestions xx
29. Never, ever, EVER read/write fanfiction your brother and your friend. EVER. (Dean and Castiel) (Destiel)
Dean was getting a little frustrated with Sam smirking to himself as he typed away on his laptop. He felt like he was out of the loop of some big joke. Cas was sat beside Sam reading, but he wasn't paying him any heed.
"Okay, what is it?" Dean finally asked when he couldn't take the curiosity anymore. "I know it's not porn. You're not man enough for that. "
"No, it's not" Sam said with an unimpressed look.
"Well then what's got you grinning like a gossipy school girl?" Dean asked.
"What's Destiel shmoop?"
Sam froze. He hadn't realised Cas had leaned over to look at his screen.
"Did he just say…" Dean looked like he was in shock. He scrambled out of his chair and ran around the table to look at the screen for himself. "Is this fanfiction!? Are you reading fanfiction about me and Cas!?"
"Really?" Castiel said. He remembered Charlie explaining to him vaguely what that was.
"I'm just looking" Sam shrugged. "Seeing that play made me kind of curious and I was just talking to Charlie and she told me about this site…"
"Shmoop? What is shmoop?" Dean asked in an outrage. "If it's something creepy then you can go stay in a motel forever!"
"It means fluffy, you know, cute" Sam explained. "There's a lot of stuff about being raised from perdition, profound bonds…"
Castiel quickly snatched the laptop away from Sam and clicked on the first story.
"Do you really enjoy staring into my eyes like that, Dean?"
Dean let out a gasp of disbelief as he leant over Cas' shoulder to have a read for himself.
"What?! My freckles weren't made by angel kisses?" Dean exclaimed as he smacked his hands over his cheeks to hide said freckles. "Were they? That's so pervy!" His voice had definitely gone up a pitch.
"It's just a saying" Sam said with an amused smile. "You seem pretty into this stuff, though, despite the no chick flick moments thing" he added. "Although, you have only said that once."
"You seem to cry an awful lot, Dean" Castiel said as he continued to squint at the screen, reading the summaries for the stories.
"No I don't!" Dean pouted. "Wait, what's that?" he asked as he pointed at another tab.
"Oh that's just…uh…"
Dean leaned over and clicked on it. His eyes grew even wider and Sam would have found it comical if he didn't know how angry his brother was.
"Are you writing fanfiction about us!?"
"No! It's a forum and well…I thought I'd give people a few pointers from first-hand experience with you guys."
"Sam! I'm so mad at you right now!" Dean yelled.
"Yes, I'm not sure I like this either " Castiel said.
Dean stormed out of the room and immediately headed down to write a rule on the wall.
When he came back the next day to see what Sam had added next to the names, he was not impressed.
