Daisuke was escorting the Italian man Bianchi around the house. The parts we would leave out was the Forbidden Annex and the tenants rooms. With a wave of his arm Daisuke's lecture had begun.
" The Hinata House was originally built in the early twentieth century by a prosperous family. First ownership came from Keisuke Urashima during World War 2, he fathered a child named Hina whom he eventually passed on the landownership to. Hina's children grew up and got married, eventually starting a business in confectionary. The Hinata House was a family business."
" Mamma-Mia. What great history."
" Indeed. Like in the Great Depression, despite generating two children named Kanako Urashima and Keitaro Urashima, they possessed no interest in the store. Fortunately the child of Hina's eldest daughter Haruka Urashima adopted the house and operated as the House Mother of Hinata Inn. Hina's land ownership eventually passed to Keitaro Urashima who pursued a career in archaeology; sharing operation of the apartments with his girlfriend-slash- fiancé-slash-wife Naru Narusegawa. Haruka Urashima also married to a Noriyasu Seta who already had a daughter under the care Sarah Mcdougal. Now ownership will go to my cousin
Ian. Since I am only a one-conceived child raised only by my mother I am not befit to work here."
" Impressionante. Tell me more about the house."
" Hinata Inn's main building is a south and north wing, with the South wing containing the majority of the complex's residential rooms and living facilities and is connected to the eastern annex and terrace. We have the Hinata Café; a restaurant owned by Haruku and is linked to the Hinata complex. It is located at the base hill opposite of the tram station. The girl's like to use the complex attic for their own conference room. The only viable way in or out being through a manhole in the complex's roof on the inside. We also have an underground tunnel system and a river on the lakeside. Also, in the Mao-chan manga series the Hinata House makes a cameo as the Hinata Ryokan; a hot spring owned and run by Nana Nanasegawa and her fiancé Keinosuke Urashima."
" Daisuke," a floozy voice said. Daisuke turned around. Standing behind him was his aunt Mutsuni. Her man-eating demeanor had her dressed in a black clothes around her navel that read " Ol' Hot Stuff". Mutsuni had a bra on so small her bosoms nearly popped out. And Mutsuni had the words written on her left cheek YOU. The sight of her left Mr. Bianchi stiff below Daisuke was unaroused. " You've grown into quite the handsome man. I was thinking you and I could go in the backroom and—"
Mutsuni was hit on the head by something. Mutsuni had a major headache from the major blow. She sheepishly rubbed her head while fake tears dripped from her eyes. Behind her was Naru holding a paper fan.
" That's enough, Mitsuni," Naru said.
" Yo…You really just…I think there is something wrong with you, Naru, if you can hit a girl in the face with such ease."
" Well it's your own fault for asking her nephew something that would make her want to hit you, Mutsuni," Goro said. " I knew it. She thinks I'm just a child."
" She's up and armed herself," Bianchi said.
" This isn't a weapon. This is a traditional Japanese paper fan used in jokes."
" But jokes shouldn't hurt!"
" Hmmm…so you made it by folding a piece of cardboard thick paper? As it is, it's durability and striking power is just exquisite."
Everyone turned their heads around. They saw Ichiro staring up and smiling at them. Knowing Ichiro when he was smiling like that it meant he was up to no-good.
" Hi. I heard somebody talk about going to the back room and I think—"
There was a loud BANG! Something exploded in the kitchen. Daisuke turned to Mr. Bianchi, but his eyes were gazing at the stairs. Above their heads Nikki Heat was walking down dripping water on the floor after she took a shower. Nothing but a towel was wrapped around her body.
" Hey Ichiro," said Nikki Heat. " Do you know how to turn on the hot water. It's very tricky—"
Nikki fell on her own puddle of water. She fell face forwards towards the ground. Daisuke disappeared in a flash.
