"So, what'd you think?"

"It is rather…simple."

"Simple!? Are you serious? Do you see this? It is amazing!"

"To a mortal I would assume it is."

"Don't pull out that 'I'm a god' crap with me, Reindeer Games. I put a lot of effort into this for you."

"Oh? Why did you not say it was a gift?"

"…You can't kiss your way out of this."

"I believe you will find I can…And I shall treasure my gift…No matter how simplistic it is."

"Get your ass over here, Dasher. You're going to pay for that."

"I'm looking forward to it."