La la la. Here I am with the next chapter. Wheeeee! Yea, I know it's late. I'm sorrrryyyyyy.

Anywho, hope ya like it. :)

(Note: Four more chapters, possibly five will be up sometime this week. So heads up. hehe)

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA nor do I want to. God, hurry up with the movie peoples! Hehe.

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Ed growled at the Colonel who still had him pinned against the muddy ground. He narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth.

"You piss me off…" He whispered as a small blush went across his face.

Roy's face scrunched into an angry expression and he yelled,

"You piss me off even more! Now how the hell do these damn pants come off?"

Ed laughed.

"They don't. At least not for you…" Ed smirked and chuckled a bit.

Roy gritted his teeth and his eyebrow's twitched.

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

Ed just smiled happily and closed his eyes.

"Pissing you off, yes. This disgusting squishy feeling on my back, no. It's actually really gross."

Roy laughed.

"Well, it's your own damn fault…"

Ed growled.

"Just leave my pants the hell alone!"

Roy released Ed's hand and leaned backward against the tree. Edward stood up and his back was covered in mud. He steamed up.

"Now look what you did! Ugh! This is so gross!" He whined as he began to rake off the chunky black mess.

Roy laughed.

"It suits you. Most children do play in the mud, you know…."

Edward closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and took in a deep breath.

"Don't piss me off you jerk!" He growled from behind his teeth.

Roy laughed.

"Sorry." He said sarcastically.

Ed then began to pull his hair down.

"Oh gross."

He whined.

"It's in my hair too."

Roy laughed.

"Come here you big baby…"

Ed growled.

"Why? So you can pin me in that stuff again?"

Roy laughed.

"No. To keep you warm…You're freezing…"

"Am not!" Ed growled.

A small blush went across Roy's face and he held his mouth in his hand. He smiled wide and looked away as he said,

"Your… your nipples are hard…"

Edward immediately turned away, threw his arms across his chest, and yelled at the top of his lungs,

"YOU NASTY OLD CREEP! YOURE SO DISGUSTING AND PERVERTED!

DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME OR COME NEAR ME OR EVEN FRICKING LOOK

AT ME EVER AGAIN! YOU OLD NASTY UGLY PERVERTED JACKASS!

THAT IS SO SICK! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LOOK AT ME THERE, MUCH

LESS TELL ME ABOUT IT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DISTURBING THAT IS?

DO YOU? OH MY GOD! YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK YOU SICK OLD FREAK!

I HATE YOU! YOURE SO DISGUSTING! HOW DARE YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE

THAT! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU NASTY OLD FART!

DONT EVER TALK TO ME, COME NEAR ME, OR EVEN LOOK AT ME!

I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU, HEAR YOU, OR EVEN SMELL YOU, YOU HEAR

ME? NASTY CRUSTY OLD FART!"

Suddenly, Roy burst out into a fit of hysterical laughter.

"WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY, YOU ASSHOLE?" Ed yelled.

Roy held his sides as his enormous burst of laughter continued on.

"So much like the Rockbell girl..." He thought.

Ed quickly marched over to the highly amused Colonel and grabbed him by the shirt collar, bringing their faces very close. Ed hadn't even realized.

He was so angry. His eyes glared savagely once again.

"Something... funny?" Edward asked in a disturbing tone. Suddenly, a bright light blinded him and he blinked a few times.

"Must have been a small lightning strike…" He thought. It was still raining after all.

Roy then wrapped his arms around the boy's back and kissed him. Another lightning strike and in that split second, every single hair on Edward's body stood straight up.

Edward immediately jumped back, holding his mouth as a huge blush went across his face.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Ed yelled.

Roy laughed. "That's what you get…"

"Ahem…" A voice suddenly said from the shadows.

Edward was immediately in front of the wounded Colonel, changing his metal arm into a spike. He somehow felt the need to protect the Colonel.

It wasn't as if he had any feelings for him. It's just that Roy was wounded and couldn't defend himself. Yea, that was it. No feelings there at all...

"Show yourself!" Ed yelled into the darkness.

Suddenly, a light flashed into his face and as his eyes adapted to it, four figures stepped forward.

A round of laughter was then heard and seemed to be all around them.

"I just knew it was true love!" A familiar voice sang out.

The owner of the voice was then knocked into a tree by a shoe hitting his head.

The Colonel pulled himself up, using the tree as a brace and kept his stocking foot off the ground. He narrowed his eyes and growled.

"That's what you get, you picture freak…"

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The trip back was extremely annoying. Roy had made Edward wear his jacket the whole way, even if it dragged on the ground.

Roy, poor fellow, had to be carried by Havoc who kept making wisecracks about him being a pedophile.

Riza, who was standing next to Fuery, kept taking small glances back at the slowly moving Edward.

It made Roy worry about Ed so he yelled to him.

"Hurry up little man!"

Ed growled, but quickened his pace slightly.

Fuery pushed his glasses higher onto his face and let a slight smile show.

It was all obvious to him now. He then carefully touched Riza on the shoulder and she looked over to him, slowing her pace slightly.

Fuery motioned his head backward toward Edward,

then tilted it toward the Colonel and Riza smiled. She nodded her head and sighed.

"Too bad they're the only ones who don't know."

They both shared a laugh and Hughes came up behind Havoc and the Colonel.

He started tickling Roy and laughed maniacally.

"Tell me what you did to the poor little boy!" He demanded.

Roy began outright laughing at the tickle attack and began squirming around on Havoc's back.

Edward couldn't help but smile a bit. "The Colonel… ticklish?"

He giggled quietly and continued to watch in pure amusement.

Havoc then quickly swirled around and glared at Hughes.

"Every time you tickle him, he kicks my sides! Quit it!"

Roy then looked over to Edward and frowned. He wished that Ed would stay closer, but he understood why he wouldn't.

Hughes carefully studied Roy's face before Havoc turned back around. Roy had been watching Edward. Hughes smiled.

He then thought to himself, "Let's go bug Edward!"

He stuck his hands in his pockets and slowly walked over to the seemingly sulking young man.

"So, what'd he do to you?"

Edward blushed and growled.

"Shut up!"

Hughes persisted. "Oh come on! Tell me! What'd he do?"

Edward then became very flushed and extremely angry. He yelled,

"Shut the hell up about it! Nothing happened, okay?"

Hughes laughed.

"But we saw, and Havoc took pict-"

Edward was already halfway between Hughes and the rest of the group.

Hughes laughed to himself, put his hands behind his head and started walking normally.

He then whistled and thought to himself, "Boy, I'm smart."

Roy turned his head and smiled at the whistling Hughes. He mouthed the words,

"Thank you" then turned to look at Edward who was fairly close to him now.

He smiled.

Even if Hughes was a picture freak, he sure was nice to have around.

Roy then laughed out loud and closed his eyes.

"Damn that man…"

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Okay, okay. I know in my Devart Journal I promised this chapter like.. three days ago. I'm very sorry; I've been super busy with school. SORRY:( Anyway, hope you liked it and…

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