Disclaimer: Once Upon a Time there was a girl named Cloudy. She did not own Dead Poets Society. The End.
Living Like A Dead Poet
Chapter 29: Manly Men
You'd think Neil Perry would have learned quickly to not ask his friends for advice, or at least not all of them at once. You'd think, but you'd be wrong. Which is why now seven boys are shouting over top of one another over the best way to make yourself cry. Because of course Neil had to go and get the part of Romeo.
"You just dig your nails into you hand and you-"
"-keep them open and then when you go to blink you-"
"-Just make sure you don't jab yourself too hard and-"
"-The Stanislovsky Method-"
" -and once you're good and angry-"
"-Dead kittens!-"
But the only one who actually got any sort of reaction out of him was Todd who snuck backstage the moment before he had to go on to tell him;
"Neil, I'm so sorry, and I don't know how this happened but...I lost Oberon the Rock."
The reviews in the paper praised Neil's sobs of anguish as heartbreakingly real.
A.N. Oberon the rock is totally okay, Todd is a lying liar from liartown.
-C
