Title: Erin Go Bragh-less!

Author's note: Written for a "travel" challenge.


"Mama, look what I found! A snake!"

"Nonsense, child, that's not a snake. Everyone knows that there are no snakes in Ireland."

"But it looks like one. What is it?"

"It looks like a worm to me. An extremely large wo..."

"Madam, HOW DARE YOU refer to me as a worm. It should be obvious that not only am I a snake, but a spectacular specimen of one. Furthermore..."

*poof*

"Uh, could I trouble you for a towel or washcloth or something? It is a bit drafty in here, ha ha."

Ayame was deported back to Japan within a week.