DORUTO CHAPDER 27: DORUTO MUS DEFET CHEWBACORNCOBORAH
AUTORS NOET – MAI FREN AKS TO RIET MOER I WAN UES MOER AUTORS NOETS CUS HE NO RIET RIET
When all was said and done they knew they had done well.
Here they realized that they had finally beaten their sworn enemy the Chupacabra
Yelling to the villagers KNIFESLICE screamed "THE CHUPACABRA HAS BEEN DEFEATED"
Hours passed and the villagers finally realizing that their sworn enemy was defeated clapped once
As expected this angered KNIFESLICE greatly who decided to write in his blog about how upset he was
Soon even PAINHEART WOUND realized that he had to begin passive aggressively talking about the villagers
No sooner had he thought this was he saying "UH SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE JERKS"
Oddly no one noticed PAINHEART WOUND said this as he was pointing blatantly at the villagers
Over at the other side of the village DARKWEEPER was getting a tattoo of a thorn bush that spelled ANGST
Nearby GHOSTFANG was shattering mirrors so he could write about how much the shattered glass was like his soul
AUTORS NOET – NOSKE WUS FRAYED OF MEERORS SO DIS NO RIET
Every day PAINHEART WOUND would walk into the centur of town to cri
Since he would cri the villagers would ask him what was wrong
Eventually PAINHEART WOUND would scream "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT" and storm out of the town center
Not unlike GHOSTFANG who kept shattering mirrors
AUTORS NOET – NOSKE DUN LIEK MEERORS SO WUD NO DO DAT
That afternoon KNIFESLICE made an announcement "FROM NOW ON MY NAME IS KnIfEsLiCe" KnIfEsLiCe SCREAMED
However this did not sit well with DARKWEEPER
Eventually DARKWEEPER confronted KnIfEsLiCe ANGRILY
Letting out all of her ANGER DARKWEEPER SCREAMED "YOU AREN'T KNIFESLICE YOU ARE A POSER"
Poser was the most offensive word next to prep in this, the Village of Slithering Gravel
AUTORS NOET – DAT NO SITEE NAEM I TOELD FREND DIS BUT HE DUN LISTEN
Happily the villagers were going to say "WE…
EVEN THAT HAPPINESS WAS TOO MUCH KnIfEsLiCe still upset over being called a poser immediately exploded the villagers
This greatly angered DARKWEEPER who responded by getting a new tattoo of a broken heart being stabbed by the word KnIfE
Hours passed and GHOSTFANG showed up once more and said "I DEMAND A MEETING WITH THE DRIPPING FANGS"
In response to this PAINHEART WOUND posted flyers around town heavily implying GHOSTFANG was a jerk
Next DARKWEEPER got a tattoo on her back that said DRIPPING FANGS
KnIfEsLiCe grew madder with this and bought garlic to hurt himself like his soul hurt on the inside
Stopping to think of what he had done GHOSTFANG started a band to sing about how bad his life was
Hopeless Dark Tortured Souls of Werewolves is what he called his band upon making his soundcloud account
Even KnIfEsLiCe was impressed by this band name and started managing a facebook page for it
Hoping to help DARKWEEPER offered to host a Tumblr page but was called uncool and not tortured enough for suggesting it
After crying for hours DARKWEEPER got a new tattoo of the Tumblr logo crying
Suddenly an explosion rocked the village
Perhaps the Leprachauns had found them the DRIPPING FANGS thought to themselves
Out in the open PAINHEART WOUND SCREAMED "THESE JERKS ARE INCONSIDERATE"
While yelling this PAINHEART WOUND was pointing quite blatantly at the rest of the DRIPPING FANGS
Everyone else lamented that they HATED DRAMA AND AVOIDED IT BUT HATED THAT DRAMA ALWAYS FOLLOWED THEM
Right then GHOSTFANG SCREAMED AT PAINHEART WOUND "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST"
Stunned by the profound wisdom that GHOSTFANG had screamed PAINHEART WOUND immediately left to post an anonymous blog whining about the drama he himself had not caused
Hoping to not cause further drama DARKWEPPER immediately unfriended the rest of the DRIPPING FANGS on facebook
Everyone immediately noticed and started spamming DARKWEEPER with friend requests that simply had a message of " "
Because of the profoundly sad messages DARKWEEPER re-added them on facebook but put them in a new list titled "MEAN PEOPLE"
Everyone else growing in RAGE over this also created a list titled "MEANIE" and put DARKWEEPER on it
At the same time the Leprachauns were wondering if anyone was going to fight them
To their surprise they received a friend request from KnIfEsLiCe which they promptly accepted
Suddenly they were blocked by KnIfEsLiCe who simply friended them to block them and make a point
Making them angry the Leprechauns began posting pictures of themselves with deep quotes that insulted KnIfEsLiCe
Everyone was going to block the Leprachauns but then PAINHEART WOUND did something unforgivable
Without a second thought, PAINHEART WOUND liked the posts by the Leprachauns
In an instant the DRIPPING FANGS started making blog posts accusing the rest of being a jerk
This turn of events caused DARKWEEPER to get a new tattoo of her soul being ripped out of her by a like button
Hoping to stop the fighting GHOSTFANG shattered a mirror to get everyone's attention
AUTORS NOET – DIS MAI LAST WARMING HE NO BRAEK MEERORS
Calming down everyone noted that the Leprechauns were the ones causing drama
Looking like the fighting had subsided GHOSTFANG offered to play his latest song "YOUR KNIFE CUTS LIKE A KNIFE"
Out of nowhere a Leprachaun yelled "YOUR SONG SUCKS"
Catching him off guard GHOSTFANG started to cri and ran away to post on his blog about his tortured life
Kicking the Leprechauns off Tumblr was the only way to stop them as KnIfEsLiCe had figured out
Soon it would be clear the only option was to make up screenshots to get the Leprechauns banned from Tumblr
