Hooooooly shit, I am so fucking sorry. It's been one day less than 6 months, I think. That's pretty fucking bad. I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry.
I was lazy up till December, and then I got caught up in a newfound obsession with Marianas Trench (fucking awesome band, you should check them out). And shortly after, I got caught up in a new obsession: One Direction.
I know, I know, I'm sorry. But they are amazing (or amazayn, haha)
Anywho, before I rant any longer, here goes. It's been far too long, so I'm going to go for the cheap time lapse escape, for I don't know how I could possibly pick up from the last chapter.
ON WITH THE STORY!
Destroyed In Seconds
Chapter 29
I've Finally Established an Age!
KYLE POV
I can't believe how my life has turned out so far. I've kept the most amazing boyfriend, I have two happy, amazing best friends (who would've ever thought I'd count Butters as a best friend?), and soon, I'll be moving on to college. I have my life mapped out to some extent, I'll be studying to be a teacher, and Stan will be there with me, along with Kenny and Butters. We finally found an apartment that we'll be sharing with Kenny and Butters. I was reluctant at first to be sharing an apartment with them, because they are LOUD, if you know what I mean, but when our only two options we're separate apartments directly next to each other, bedrooms separated by a paper thin wall, or the same apartment with bedrooms at opposite sides of the house, I realized we'd be better off sharing.
Stan doesn't know what to do with his life yet; he's just kind of going to school, hoping to figure out along the way. Kenny didn't have the grades or the money, or the ethic for that matter, to go college and is currently on a job hunt (I wish him luck with that) and Butters, after painting some weird ass mural of Kenny on his bedroom wall (which I thought was creepy, but they just said, 'the reasons behind the actions are too deep for you to understand', which kinda creeped me out more) and realizing that he really liked art, and had a talent for it, decided to go to art school.
Graduation was hilarious, to say the least. Half way through Wendy's valedictorian speech (yes, she beat me at being valedictorian. I didn't really care, but my mom was not happy), Cartman crashed on the stage and announced to everyone, that he, in fact, got laid, and got a freshman named Kayla Forest pregnant. The rumors were half true. The girl for god knows what reason let the fatass have his way with her, but she wasn't actually pregnant. She had been faking the pregnancy in hopes of conning him out of a ton of money. She chose the wrong person to do that to, as if Cartman would actually make an attempt at giving the child financial aid. His announcement, however, resulted in a fight, right up in front of the whole audience, between Jimmy and Cartman. Kayla had been Jimmy's girlfriend, and Jimmy was not happy to hear this news. The fight was hilarious in every single way, but the best part was that Cartman started crying in horror before Jimmy even hit him. Needless to say, Jimmy won the fight easily.
Once the fight was over, aliens came and abducted Craig and Tweek. People have yet to see them since then, but I swear that night walking home from an after party I saw them in Craig's truck, driving right out of the town. I don't blame them; I can't wait to get out of South Park. I do wonder where they got aliens to hire though, assuming that the aliens were just a cover up story. Probably some weird connection Tweek has for god knows what reason.
That's about all that's happened that's of any importance. We're heading to the car now to head off to our new apartment. I'd like to say that there are a lot of tearful goodbyes, but really the only sad goodbye exchanged where the feelings were mutual were between Ike and I, and Kenny didn't admit it, but I can tell he's reluctant to leave Karen behind.
So that's about everything. I'm throwing this diary in the fireplace as soon as I'm finished writing, but I felt the need to add what I never got a chance to over the past few busy years. Hell, the last time I wrote in this was before I got amnesia.
So that's it then. Time to start a new chapter in my life.
Love, Kyle
PS: Stan and I did it for the first time last week. I waited so long, and it was FUCKING AMAZING!
I finished reading my final diary entry through, before smiling and placing it in the fireplace that was already keeping a steady flame.
"Kyle, come on, let's get going!" I hear Stan yell from the other room. I run to him and pull him into a big hug, smiling and whispering to him:
"I love you so much."
Wow, so when I started this, I had no idea where I was going to go with it, but now I realize, this chapter kinda feels like a closer…
So I just decided this as I wrote the final words of the chapter, but this is the ending of Destroyed In Seconds. I've come a long way with this story, and I must say, I'm kinda proud. Thank you SO much to everyone who has ever reviewed or favorited or anything, I couldn't and wouldn't have continued without all of you. You guys are seriously the greatest.
I'm sad to say this is the end, but I will say: THERE IS GOING TO BE A SEQUEL.
So keep your eyes out for it. I don't know how long it will take, I might have to wait till the end of school, as my grades are currently not looking good, and I've managed to keep a steady F in french this year.
So this is the end, but there is more to come. I love you all, thanks to everyone.
~L
