Liz: That was intense.
Phineas: Oh yeah.
Josh: Never fight over the last taco with these guys.
ME: *eating taco* And me!
Others: Grrrrr
ME: Hey! That's my line! Hurtfull!
Phineas' pov
I got up in the middle of the night and went over to the building the counselors slept in. I snuck into the bathroom and started stepping up and down on the toilet for ten minutes straight. I looked at myself in the mirror. My face was red. Good. I stuck my fingers in the back of my throat and threw up on the floor. I left some of it stained on my shirt and walked towards the counselors' rooms, stumbling a little for effect. I opened the door and moaned. My counselor got up and walked me back to the bathroom, keeping my steady.
"Are you feeling dizzy?" He asked.
"Yes." I moaned. "I think I need to go home." He nodded and patted my back.
"Why don't we just see if you puke anymore tonight, and if you don't you can maybe just lay down for a while?" He asked. I moaned again, but I could see he wasn't going to be bought for just a couple of groans and a fake fever. I sighed internally, and tried to focus on throwing up. Come on! I thought. All these powers, I should be able to puke on command! Then I remembered my telekinesis. I thought of what was in my stomach coming up, and felt it doing what I wanted it to. I moaned again, for real this time. If I had to keep doing this I might actually get sick.
"I think I'm gonna – " I puked before I could finish my sentence. The counselor jumped back so he wouldn't get hit. I must say it was pretty impressive. And gross. Oh yuck, I think I'm gonna puke for real now.
Liz's pov
"Liz!" Josh hissed. I woke up and rolled over tiredly. He was standing at my window.
"What?" I groaned. He was looking worried and my heart jumped. "Ellie?" I asked he shook his head. "Nick?" I wondered he shook his head again. "Well then what is it?" I asked, exasperated.
"Phineas and Ferb are gone!" He hissed.
"Again?" I wondered. "Did Karo get them?" Josh shook his head.
"I haven't gotten any ransom note or whatever. Have you?" He asked. I pulled out my phone and flipped it open.
"I have one message." I said. "From Phineas." I opened it up, suspecting the worst. What I saw was this:
Liz: went home so Ferb wouldn't get used again. Don't ask.
When you love someone let them go.
When you hate someone hold them close.
When you want to disappear, ask your friends.
When something bad happens, forget whatever caused it.
When you make a mistake, pretend it never happened.
Goodbye Lizzie.
I closed the phone and turned to Josh. I smiled softly, knowing that one of my best friends, closest boyfriends, and greatest enemies was out of my life for good. In one way, it was kind of a relief.
In another, I had never really wanted to see him go.
Isabella's pov
"Hey Phineas. How-ya Feel-in?" I asked, coming into Phineas' room. He sat up in bed and smiled. He laughed when I hesitated to come closer.
"Don't worry Izzy, it's not contagious." He said. My heart jumped. He hadn't called me Izzy since the whole deal with his dad. "And even if it was, healers are immune to all disease." I gaped.
"you mean all those times I had the stomach flu I could've just taken off my bow and been fine?" I asked. Phineas laughed.
"That's right." He said. "Besides, I'm not actually sick."
"You're not?" I asked. "Then why does everyone think you are?" Phineas faked an evil laugh.
"It's all part of my diabolical plan." He said in a dracula voice. I laughed and sat down on his bed.
"So, tell me about camp. Did you meet any new friends?" I asked. He seemed to find that very funny.
"New friends? Um, sure. See, there was this one girl who was totally obessed with Doctor Octopus from Spiderman. And there was this dude who always knew what the weather was going to be like.."
"Really?" I asked. He nodded.
"Yeah. And there was this girl who was totally into the whole morphing thing. Not that she could actually do it." He paused. "And there were these pairs of siblings." He laughed. "At first I thought meeting people just like us was the greatest thing in the world. Then we decided to go to this shack in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night…"
Liz: So that's the end?
ME: yeah, pretty much. But if these people keep reading and I get another VOTE ON MY PROFILE then I'll include a preview for Painful Truth.
Phineas: Didn't you already publish a preview on the site?
ME: That was a trailer you dill-weed. I mean a preview chapter. Something that's actually going to go in the book.
Phineas: Oh.
Liz: So one of you non-interactive veiwers better vote. We're waiting.
Josh: You have 24 hours. GO!
