Basil was outside Lily's room when he knocked, wondering why the blonde asked him for his help. If it was anything sexual, he was running. Lily opened the door (fully clothed, thank God) and smiled.

"Good, Basil, come in." she said, letting the mouse in. "I need your opinion."

She went to her bed and help up two blouses; a very shiny silver one and a see through yellow one.

"Which you think looks better?" she asked, holding them to her chest. Basil quirked an eyebrow, wondering why she would ask his opinion on something like this, but he just shrugged.

"I believe the silver one looks...adequate."

Lily smiled widely, knowing that was high praise from a man like Basil. She then started to take her shirt off, which made Basil blush and quickly turn around to not look at her. He then heard her curse loudly and turned around, seeing she was having trouble with putting the shirt on. It was stuck over head, with her arms caught in the sleeves.

"Dammit!" she exclaimed, "Basil...help!"

Basil sighed and went over to her.

"Please, Ms. O'Hare, stop moving, we'll get this off." he said.

Unbeknownst to them, Ratigan walked by the open doorway and glanced at them. He then came to a screeching halt and went back to the doorway, his eyes bugging out at the scene.

"Hang on,Ms. O'hare, we'll get this off!" Basil repeated, as he struggled with the shirt.

Isabelle then walked by, seeing Ratigan and then looking in the room, her own eyes widening as he also looked at the scene.

"God, I,m so hot!" Lily said, with Basil growling and throwing her on the bed, straddling her.

"Now if we could just...Finally!" he said as he finally removed the shirt. He then looked and the doorway, seeing Isabelle and Ratigan staring.

"T-This isn't what it looks like?" he said as he quickly got off from the bed and dropped the shirt.

"What are we looking at?" Isabelle asked Ratigan, who just shrugged.

"I really have no idea." he said as they walked away, while Basil just massaged his temples, wondering how he's going to explain this one.

AN: Here we have Basil trying to help Lily with something and it ends up in total misunderstanding! Poor Basil, I'm not making it east for him. This was inspired by yet another Nanny episode, gotta love that show.

I'm trying very hard not to be biased with this fic, I,m trying to put Basil chapters along with Ratigan, but I love the professor so much. So, bear with me folks.

Anyway, enjoy and comments are loved! I don't own GMD, just Isabelle and Lily!