Disclaimer: I don't own Rick Riordan's works or Harry Potter.
Warnings: slash/pre-slash, innuendo
Enjoy!
"Okay!" Percy clapped his hands together after buying their snacks from the old lady who ran the candy cart. "I've got an idea."
"Is it going to end in disaster?" Nico asked immediately, barely paying attention as he loosened his green and silver scarf slightly.
Percy's mouth dropped open in betrayal when the rest of his friends in the compartment perked up at his cousin's question and looked at him expectantly.
"No, it will not, thank you very much." The Gryffindor muttered petulantly.
"Oh, stop pouting." Annabeth, his beautiful girlfriend, ordered as he sat down next to her. "It doesn't suit you."
"Not as much as Ravenclaw blue suits your lovely eyes." Percy grinned at her aforementioned gray eyes narrowed at him.
"You two are so cheesy." Piper said with a sigh, the Slytherin beauty leaning on her Gryffindor boyfriend.
"And that's coming from Piper." Leo added, absentmindedly putting the fire in his hair out, the result of an errant spell.
The Gryffindor yelped when his best female friend punched him on the shoulder. "Hey-!"
He was interrupted by Hazel, who turned back to Percy. "What was your idea?"
The Gryffindor (though his friends agreed that maybe he should've been a Hufflepuff) grinned. "Thank you, Hazel."
Annabeth, Nico, and Piper all gave him unimpressed looks.
"Just get on with it." Nico ordered.
Percy sighed, bringing a bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans from behind his back. "I just wanted to play Jellybean Roulette."
"You could've just said that, Seaweed Brain." Annabeth sighed, conjuring a small table and putting a line of the 'treats' on, which low-powered sticking charms so that the train's movements wouldn't make them roll off.
"Gather around, guys!" the blonde called.
Leo gagged the moment he bit into his brown jellybean. "Oh, that's so gross."
"What is it?" Frank asked curiously.
"Not sure." The Gryffindor admitted. "But I think…dog food?"
"I am not kissing you until you brush your teeth." Calypso declared immediately, wrinkling her nose along with everyone else in the compartment. "Twice."
Leo stared at the bag of beans like it had betrayed him.
The group stared at their second youngest member as he slowly chewed on his bean, unable to tell from his face whether or not it was bad one or not.
Slowly, Nico smirked. "Popcorn."
Leo groaned, bemoaning at the unfairness of it all.
The Ghost King (as they'd taken to calling him) got super-mega-yummy-awesome-delicious popcorn, yet he'd gotten dog food?!
Did that goddess that threw that tuna feast (according to Percy) have it out for him or something?
Ugh, his luck was horrible. Maybe he should try to get a hold of some Felix Felicis.
Thirty minutes later, all of them had an eclectic mix of flavors in their mouths. While most of them were grimacing in disgust at the taste, Nico was still smirking. In fact, he hadn't lost the smirk since his first one had been popcorn.
And since then, his luck had been absolute.
Apparently Fortuna had taken all of Leo's luck and transferred it over to Nico.
"I'm going to go change." The Slytherin said, cheerfully mocking them as he grabbed the backpack holding his uniform and opening the door. "Have fun—"
As it turns out, a certain Hufflepuff named Will Solace, who aspired to become a healer, was standing on the other side of the door.
Also as it happens, he had been slouching a bit…enough for Nico's lips to meet his entirely by accident when the black haired boy bumped into him.
Everybody froze.
Will blinked, slightly dazed as he watched the fascinating Slytherin blush in mortification, mumbling his apologies before making a quick escape.
'He tasted like fruit.' Will thought dreamily. 'And…was that popcorn.'
With that thought, he turned to go find his classmate so that he could find out for sure.
*insert wink here*
He didn't hear Nico's friends snickering at what had happened, or Leo cat-calling after him.
"Damn, di Angelo's gonna get lucky!" Leo cackled, yelping when his girlfriend hit him.
Please review! :)
I'll probably end up writing a few more Harry Potter crossover chapters. I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner. There are plenty of similar stories, but…eh, why not?
Also, please don't argue about my choices for their houses. I totally agree that all of them could fit in more than one house. Nico could be in any of them, Piper in any of them, Percy either in Hufflepuff or Gryffindor…I get it.
