Author's note: this is the longest project I've ever had and I'm afraid what this says of me :'D
CHAPTER 29
"Oh my satan!" we screamed as we jumped out of da bedrool. Termo and Guide started to shoot at us angrily.
"CUM NOW!1!" Gayde yielded. We did guiltily. We left the place putting on our clothes. Termo garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Bloodsucker shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Scar demonded all protective, looking at me Longle with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Sidhorovik noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to Pirpayat. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Ergologists thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Termo laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Guid. He made us cum into a weird bunker with a metal fence all around it. There were all these werid tolos in it. Scar started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz when ur too irratiated ok so fok u!1). Bloodsucker took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then…. …. he and Termo both took out guns like they were using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my own gun.
"Pizdec!" I shouted. Termo stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had runo ut of ballets. I STOPPED DA BALLOT. Guidee screamed for every1 to stop. He took out a box of tolos. Den he said "OK Termo I'm going 2 go now." He left. Tremo started to laugh evilly. Bloodsuckre started to cry.
"It's ok Stelrok." said Scar. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Termo."
Temo laughed again. And then… … … he took out some whips!1!1111
