My hands are cold. My mommy got me some gloves so my hands wouldn't be cold. That was the day before I got a new brother. Jamie got a new brother too, but Jamie's new brother is a baby. My new brother is not a baby. My mommy likes my new brother. His hands are not cold.

I am bigger than the other kids at my school. Their hands are not cold. Their hands are covered in boogers and cooties. Jamie does not have cooties. Jamie is my friend. Jamie got a new brother that is a baby, but my new brother is not a baby. My new brother teaches me words and numbers when I get home from school. My mommy doesn't like that I am bigger than the other kids. My new brother is bigger than me and he has harder school. My mommy wants me to have harder school, so my brother teaches me words and numbers when I get home from school.

At harder school, the kids will be bigger, like me, but not as big as my new brother. My new brother is bigger than me. At harder school, the other kids will not have hands covered in boogers and spit. Jamie says that her new brother is always covered in spit and he smells bad. My new brother does not smell bad. Jamie's new brother is smaller than her, but my new brother is bigger than me. Jamie is not going with me to harder school. Jamie is smaller than me, but Jamie's hands are not covered in boogers or cooties. Jamie's hands are not cold either. Jamie's hands are covered in marker. Jamie is not coming with me to harder school. Jamie's mommy is not scared of her.

My new brother teaches me numbers and words. I know the numbers of the year I was born, but I am not allowed to tell anybody. I am also not allowed to tell anybody about the fairies.

The fairies used to be in my head. They made me grow and they made me cold. When the fairies were in my head, they told me what to say and how to act. The fairies are not in my head anymore, so I have to go to school. My mommy doesn't like that I am bigger than the other kids at my school, so my new brother teaches me words and numbers and I have to go to harder school. The fairies made me grow and now I have to go to harder school.

The first time I was cold, my mommy didn't know who I was. She was looking for a little baby. Sometimes she is still looking for that little baby. She looks at me and doesn't know who I am, because she is looking for someone who is not me. My new brother had a friend who looked at me like that. He was looking for someone who was not me.

When my new brother looks at me, he is not looking for anyone else. I like my new brother. My new brother is sad sometimes. His Jamie did not come with him to harder school. His Jamie is not smaller than him. I asked him why his Jamie did not come with him to harder school. My new brother goes to harder harder school. He knows everything. Except the answer to that question.