Alright, let me just first start this off with me saying how inconsistent I am.

Promises a chapter on Friday, doesn't actually turn on the computer to write the chapter and instead continues the painful suffering called grinding. In my moment of grinding however and consequently taking a day off at the same time, I've been thinking of changing up my style or rather how often I write. I'm here to say that I think that I've been writing this too fast and that I want to enjoy the time and give people more time to enjoy the story rather than just '2 chapters a week every week'. At my current pace I'd probably finish this off by the end of the year, which isn't bad whatsoever, but, I'd rather let it go on for a little longer than this and maybe take some time to instead write longer chapters as I am super inconsistent with how much I write per chapter.

What I'm trying to say is, I want people to enjoy it and be in a kind of suspense or anticipation of the next chapter, kind of like how Anime works where you watch an episode then wait a week in anticipation, etc.

Thanks to those who have kept up to date so far and I hope to see you all in a possible sequel.

Sincerely, your local Cunt.

Ant.


Chapter 28: Loudmouth and a W(B)itch.

"Lady Green Heart!" A soldier shouted as he came running into the area with a distressed look on his face.

"State your business," Vert demanded "It's an emergency! Someone claiming to be one of the Seven Sages is destroying the city!" The simple guard answered.

"What's this? Destroying Leanbox?! What of our military forces?" Vert asked surprised at the guard's reply.

"W-We're completely ineffective..." Your military needs some fucking work… Get some bombs and shit.

"Sounds about right. Normal people don't stand a chance against them," Noire remarked. Come on! A rocket launcher could totally be effective against one of those cunts.

"I cannot remain idle knowing this… I must hurry back, and…! Ugh… M-My poor back..." What'd you break your fucking back from all that extra baggage?

This prompted a few laughs at the poor girl "Ahahahahaha! Did you hear that?! Granny Vert's got a bad back! Bwahahahahahaha!" Neptune, you are one mean girl… But I'm meanerer.

Meanwhile at least two guys were absolutely fucking dying in laughter.

"That fight with the weird mechanical worm must have really taken a toll on you..." Blanc said referring the fight moments ago.

"Looks like I have no choice again. I'll give you a hand." Noire offered the help because she's a tsundere. No one asked for her help, she just offered, no holds barred.

"Huh? But..."

"I-It's not like I'm doing it for your sake or anything. (Bullshit, I smell it from here.) It's just that…if I save them in a cool manner, your citizens might become faithful followers of mine instead! That's all!" Anyone that follows you is probably as stubborn and hard headed as you.

"And here we have the wild tsun in her natural habitat. Watch as she offers help to someone previously thought an enemy," Alex teased with his Steve Irwin impression.

"If Noire's going, I wanna go, too..." Simple Plutia is simple.

"I've got a personal grudge against the Seven Sages, anyway. Count me in."

Somehow James found a massive clock out of nowhere with 'Kick ass' written where the numbers for the time would be.

"Oh boy, would you look at the time," James said as he eyed the clock hands.

"Where did you even get that?" Noire asked, "Never asks where it comes from, accept it as fact." Was her answer by none other than Alex.

"You two in?" James asked his two friends to which one nodded and the other gave a 'Fuck yes I am!' I'll let you guess who did what.

"Everyone..."

"So we're decided. Let's hurry!" Noire said as she gestured to the others to come with her before turning towards the blonde CPU "Are you going to rest here?" She asked as the CPU in question had a very serious look on her face despite the previous pain.

"Surely you jest. (I always jest.) This is my nation! I'll go, even if I have to crawl!" Vert said with a determined look.

"To be fair, I always jest," Alex said with a finger held up to which he received a glare or two from the more serious people in the group.

"Don't overdo it," Blanc said with concern for the health of the CPU.

"Let's head to where the Seven Sages are running amok!" Neptune said with a cheerful look "Ready, go!" And then she ran off.

"Goooooo…!" Plutia went along with Neptune at speeds no one thought she could move at.


The girls ran into the city and found two familiar faces from said the 'evil' organisation 'arguing' up a storm. Their evil cannot even compare to the shit I could concoct up in my brain, that's why I say 'evil'.

"Whoa. This is quite a funky little situation," Neptune remarked at the two members currently 'arguing'. 100 Septims says that Arfoire is on her period.

"They destroyed the city while putting on a nice comedy routine. In a way, that's very skilled." Is it really that hard to do? Hold my beer.

"I never imagined my city would fall under such absurd circumstances…"

"Antasco: Hold my beer." See?! Someone understands my mental processing.

Arfoire noticing the presence of the CPUs stopped her bickering and actually got serious.

"Ah. They've arrived. Dammit, I think I actually felt relieved to see them. Better than being alone with this one." Whaaaaaat?! Copypaste is a sick cunt, I'd share a drink with him.

"Why, it's the little CPUs and their male compadres! Long time, no see, buddies!" Copypaste greeted.

"I'm liking him better already. Ant, would you like some company with the drinking?" Fuck yes I do.

"Oh! I believe I see a new friend! That's wonderful! Friends should be treasured above all treasures!" I'm an asshole to my friends and this is fine with them. Insulting people is my specialty.

"Uh, didn't we blow this guy up? Not just that, but wasn't his personality a bit different before?" Noire asked surprised at the familiar face.

"Bwahaha! My reliable and completely irreplaceable ally fixed me right up!" I would replace him very quickly… For reasons…

"I can experience the joy of facing you CPUs again, along with the excitement of global destruction!" Copypaste cheers.

"This is the most beautiful sight I have ever seen," Alex and James say together shedding a tear.

"Ahhh, life is such a miracle!"

"Hooray, life…! Clappy, clappy, clap!" Sometimes I wonder whether Plutia is more of a child than Neptune.

"I told you to shut up!" Arfoire shouted at her companion of metal and stuff before pointing at rag tag group of people "And don't you dare patronize him!"

Arfoire cleared her throat getting more serious and was ready to say something before she was very rudely interrupted.

"Who's the crazy old bag of bones?" Alex, I fucking love you.

"Who are you calling 'old'!?" This is gonna end well!

"Menopause?" James asked the rest of the group receiving some shrugs some sighs and at least one fit of laughter.

"Bwahahahahahaha!"

Arfoire was getting more and more irritated by the second.

"So granny, you need me to get your walking stick?" Alex asked barely containing his laughter.

"That is it! I will not take these insults to my age!" Arfoire shouted as she pulled out a massive spear.

"Well, at least we don't need to get the walking stick for you..." James remarked.

"You will die first!" Arfoire yelled as she charged at the boy who simply twirled out the way.

"Can't touch this. Na na na na, naaaa na na!" Oof! She looks super pissed now.

"One of these days he's going to get himself killed..." Noire remarked as she transformed "Gives me more reason to save him so he can owe me a favour or two!" Noire smirked as she got ready along with the rest of the group.

"I've already died once! So HA!" The boy laughed as he ducked under the wide sweep of Arfoire's spear thingy.

"It's true, Noire. Jamie here has died once already," Neptune said with a sigh as she readied her weapon for another fight.

Battle begin? Fuck that I'm far too lazy to actually write out this boring ass battle.


"Gaaaaah! You pack quite a punch, ladies, and two gentlemen..." Copypaste remarked cheerfully as he was defeated.

"This battle is over," Green Heart stated.

"Hahaha! What a wonderful battle! I am proud to have fought against you, from the bottom of my heart!" This is why I like Copypaste.

"Because you keep vomiting so many distracting lines, I couldn't fight at full strength..." Arfoire says in slight pain still pissed off towards the two boys who are a master of their art.

Nepgear was surprised during the fight because of Arfoire changing into something creepy as fuck that needs no mentioning.

"Her form when she transforms… Isn't that…?" Maybe.

"Now now, let's not make excuses. There are no sides after a fight, so let's praise one another's skills!" Sorry, I only know how to insult people.

"Instead of focusing on winners and losers, recognise the spirit of fair play! Isn't that right?!" I ain't-a fair man, I will play dirty.

"In what universe does there exist an idiot who takes part in sabotage and then shouts about fair play?!" Arfoire shouts at the robot as she is visibly annoyed. I can think of an infinite number of universes.

"I almost wish to experience more of this comedy routine..." I can see that smile, Neptune! You can't hide it from me.

"Today, we're going to smash you into so many pieces that nobody will be able to repair you!" Noire says angrily at the robot's existence.

"There's too much else I have left to accomplish. I can't lose now." Just give up already.

"You have things to do? What are they? We'd be happy to listen to your personal goals." No, down girl! Bad Neppy Jr.!

"I'll never be at peace until I can complain to the idiot who 'fixed' up this robot!" Arfoire said while still quite annoyed before turning around to leave the nation "Come on, we're leaving!" She called to the cheerful robot.

"Hmm? Oh, are we playing tag now? Okay, I love it! Hahaha! Wait up, you silly friend of mine!" Copypaste, no…

"You won't escape! We're going to catch, and…!"

"Bye-byeeeee! Have fun playing tag..." Plutia waved happily as the two left.

"What the?! Plutie, since when did you change back to that form?" Neptune said in surprise at the girl.

"Huh? Should I not have…?" Plutia asked confused.

"No! We weren't done!" Black Heart told the confused girl "Ugh, and now we've lost sight of them… They're only good at running away."

"You're such a fickle pickle…! You always tell me not to transform… But I still need to play with Neppy Jr. later…" At this Nepgear visibly gulped as she dreaded what would happen later.

"I'm sorry, Vert. We failed to catch them because Plutie called it quits early," Neptune apologised to the CPU of green.

"It is nothing for you to worry about," Vert told the CPU of purple as she transformed back "I am grateful, in all honesty. Without your collective aid, I would have been unable to protect my nation."

"Hmm?"

"Why are you being so modest now?" Hey, when did you transform back, Noire?

"It is basic etiquette to return kindness with equal kindness. I truly thank you." Sorry, but where I'm from being kind is being an asshole.

"Hehehe… You're sooooo welcome..." Plutia says to the fellow CPU.

"Well, everything worked out, in the end, didn't it…?" Yes, it did, Blanc.

"We will have to have a proper match one day without interruption from cosmic worms or the Seven Sages, but for now I feel I must repay the debt I owe to you all first," Vert told the group with a smile.

"Wow… Vert can look so gorgeous when she makes such a serious face..." Sorry not seeing it.

"Methinks that could be misconstrued as a rude comment, sis. But yeah, I was totally thinking that, too." Alright, when the fuck did you all transform back.

"I have a mountain of responsibilities to climb before that time..." Gaming like a true nerd… "Increase security, rebuild the city, and think of ways to obtain shares from your continent…" So wanna play ESO with me later? Ironically I play on Xbox.

After this Vert left the scene back to her Basilicom.


"Phew, Sounds to me like Vert's gonna have her paws full for a while," Neptune said in remark.

Hold up! I just realised the trio fucking disappeared again! How the fuck do they keep doing this?! Whatever… Let's just keep following the girls for now.

"Goodie! I'm soooo glad we all became friends..." Nice.

"This is sort of problematic… She's a bit too friendly with me..." You'll be fine.

"Yeah. I didn't know what to do when you betrayed us out of the blue." Punish her ass… Wait… That might actually happen.

"Yeah, that was pretty bad, Nep Jr. All that, after you said you loved me!" She's going to be loving you a lot more after Plutia is done with her…

"We're all heading back. Are you staying here or not?" Blanc asked.

"I…I'm going back with you all! Please don't tease me so much!" No, that only makes me want to do it even more.

Wait one second… Vert didn't leave… Fucking creepster supreme.

The CPUs said their goodbyes before leaving towards their respective homes.


"Hey, I just realised something..." Neptune started as the three Planeptune CPUs were flying back.

"What is it, my dear Neppy?"

"What happened to Jamie, Maddy, and Alex? After we won I could have sworn they were still with us…"

"I'm not sure myself… I didn't even see them take off…" Nepgear responded trying to think where they might have gone.

"Well, they'll be here next chapter…I hope…" Can't break a wall that doesn't exist in the first place.

"You're just too lazy to put one up." I am fucking not! … Okay, I am… Wait, why are you criticising me for being lazy?! You're just as bad as me!

"He has you there, Neppy…" Don't even get me started on you!

"Oh? I didn't know you wished for an early grave..." Sorry…?

"There is no apologising here, boy. Expect me soon." Fuck…


And here we are at the end of the chapter once again…

Was posting this earlier than normal because I feel like it's compensation for my assholery.

And because Behemoth is coming soon…

Anyways… I might pump out one more chapter this week but don't expect anything or get your hopes up. This will probably be a more permanent change and there will only be extra chapters in the week if I'm feeling up to it…

See ya!