Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!
by Toadstool89

Chapter 29: Sign Language

Toad Town Studios, Toadstool's Awesome Office, 4:02 PM

"Hey, I've got a random question for you guys," said Darrel.

"What?" Toadstool, Orange, and Purple turned to him.

"What would your stage names be? Like, if you guys were famous superstars or something?"

"We are famous superstars, D," said Toadstool.

"No, we're not," said Purple. "The rating were forged, remember?"

"Don't remind me." Toadstool folded her arms. "I'm gonna email Kinopo-chan later. I wanna know if she's had a dilemma similar to mine...I mean ours," she added quickly.

"We knew what you meant," said Orange. "But back to your question," she added, turning to Darrel, "I guess I would call myself something like Nothing Rhymes With Orange."

"But door hinge is pretty close if you say it a certain way," said Purple.

"Maybe, P...I'd probably be Poison Mushroom," said Toadstool.

"If I could call myself by a different name, I'd be Lavender," said Purple.

"I'd be Shroud," said Darrel.

"Why?" asked Toadstool.

"Cuz I like wrapping myself in a shroud of awesomeness."

"...okay," said Purple.

Weird silence.

"Hey, Orange!" said Toadstool.

"Yeah?"

"Any new guest requests?"

Orange checked the email. "Uh, let's see here...bunch of crap...advertisements...coupons...oh, here's one!" Orange exclaimed. "Here's her info." She handed toadstool the info.

"Uh...oh boy," said toadstool after she read the info.

"What?" asked Darrel.

"According to this, our guest is mute," said Toadstool. "This could be a problem. I don't suppose any of you knows sign language?"

Darrel and Purple shook their heads.

"Ooh! I actually took a course on signing in college!" exclaimed Orange

"Thank God you did. Everyone, to the stage! You're with us today, Orange." The foursome ran to the stage.


Toad Town Studios, Main Stage, 4:56 PM

Toadstool and her friends sat down just as a girl with green fur and blue eyes popped out the warp pipe. She waved to them.

"Hi, I'm Toadstool. You must be Melody," said Toadstool.

Melody nodded. She began making rapid hand motions.

"She says 'Nice place! Very furnished,'" Orange translated.

"Thanks! Okay here's what I need you to do." Toadstool gave Melody the stage directions, and she went into a corridor.

"And we're go!" said Darrel.

"Hello, peoples!" Toadstool began. "Welcome to Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show! I'm Toadstool Eighty Nine, but you can call me Toadstool. I have a special guest today. Please welcome...Melody the Hedgehog!"

Melody walked in and sat in the guest chair.

"Glad to have you on the show," said Toadstool.

"Glad to be here!" Orange translated as Melody made more signs.

"Oh yeah, my guest here is mute, so my receptionist Orange will translate for her today," Toadstool said to the camera. "Now let's get started. Please pick a truth or dare from this tablet."

Melody looked over the tablet. "Our first dare is from Anonymous for Bowser. Anonymous dares Mario to kiss Peach and see how Bowser reacts!" said Melody. (Well, signed...I'm saying that but actually Orange is translating the whole time...I said that because I don't wanna confuse y'all.)

Mario blushed and kissed Peach, who also blushed. Bowser just growled.

"And now we have some truth questions from Christian Ape99 for Flora, Stella, Jayfeather, and Squirrelflight," said Toadstool. "Flora, what's your least favorite Disney movie?"

"Anything with a fairy in it," Flora huffed. "I don't hate Disney, but it just seems that they make the fairies weak on purpose!"

"Stella, who's your biggest crush?"

"My boyfriend. Duh!" Stella rolled her eyes. (A/N: I know she has a boyfriend, but I dunno his name.)

"Jayfeather, what animal do you fear the most?"

"Badgers." Jayfeather shuddered.

"And finally Squirrelflight, who's the most annoying person on your team?"

"Berrynose," all three ThunderClan cats said in unison.

Melody's turn. "Now we have a dare for Blaze from PrincessFirestar. Princess dares her to sing 'Burn' by Ellie Goulding."

Blaze sighed. "Alright...if I must." A karaoke machine and microphone appeared in front of her. The music began, and Blaze began to sing.

We, we don't have to worry about nothing
'Cause we got the fire, and we're burning one hell of a something
They, they gonna see us from outer space, outer space
Light it up, like we're the stars of the human race, human race

When the lights turned down, they don't know what they heard
Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world
We'll be raising our hands, shining up to the sky
'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire, yeah we got the fire fire fire

And we gonna let it burn burn burn burn
We gonna let it burn burn burn burn
Gonna let it burn burn burn burn
We gonna let it burn burn burn burn

We don't wanna leave, no, we just gonna be right now
And what we see, is everybody on the floor
Acting crazy getting loco to the lights out
Music's on, I'm waking up, we stop the vibe, and we bump it up
And it's over now, we got the love, there's no secret now, no secret now

And we gonna let it burn burn burn burn
We gonna let it burn burn burn burn
Gonna let it burn burn burn burn
We gonna let it burn burn burn burn

When the lights turned down, they don't know what they heard
Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world

We gonna let it burn burn burn burn
Burn burn burn burn

We can light it up up up
So they can put it out out out
We can light it up up up
So they can put it out out out
We can light it up up up
So they can put it out out out
We can light it up up up
So they can put it out out out

When the lights turned down, they don't know what they heard
Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world
We'll be raising our hands, shining up to the sky
'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire, yeah we got the fire fire fire

And we gonna let it burn burn burn burn
We gonna let it burn burn burn burn
Gonna let it burn burn burn burn
We gonna let it burn burn burn burn

When the lights turned down, they don't know what they heard
Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world
We'll be raising our hands, shining up to the sky
'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire, yeah we got the fire fire fire

And we gonna let it burn

Everyone clapped for Blaze as she took a bow and sat back down in her seat.

"Thank you, everyone," said Blaze sort of modestly.

"Yay! I thought that would take up the rest of the episode, but we still have some time!" Toadstool said while looking over her tablet. "Next up, we have some truth questions from werewolf lover99 for Sonic and Rouge. Sonic, if there were an American college you would like to go to, which one would it be and why?"

"Uh...I guess I'd go for a college with a good track team," Sonic decided.

"And Rouge, besides being obsessed with jewels all the time, what is your second favorite all-time hobby?"

"Window shopping," said Rouge.

"At a jewelry store, no doubt," said Knuckles.

"That's pretty true, actually," said Rouge.

"And now we have a dare from Kasane Teto for Mario," signed Melody. "Kasane dares Mario to toss Sonic in a huge pool."

"Wha...!" Sonic was cut off as Mario used his strength to toss Sonic into an Olympic-sized pool. Sonic came up wet. Everyone laughed.

"Well, that's all the time we have for today," said Toadstool. "See you next time on..."

"Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!" signed Melody.


Hey, y'all. I...really don't have a lot to say on the endnotes today, except that I'm really glad that you guys have stuck with me throughout this ride. We all know posting a fanfic can be risky, but haters are just gonna hate, and I really appreciate y'all's support with your truths, dares, and guest requests (which I'm still accepting, by the way). Don't worry, this show's far from over. I'm just really grateful that you guys like it! All things said and done, here's the roster.

Peach

Bowser

Mario

Luigi

Toad

Toadette

Rosalina

Daisy

Sonic

Amy

Tails

Silver

Shadow

Blaze

Rouge

Knuckles

Espio

Cream

Cheese

Tigress

Viper

Leafpool

Squirrelflight

Jayfeather

Bloom

Stella

Flora

I don't own Mario, Sonic, Kung-Fu Panda, Warriors, or Winx Club.

Melody the Hedgehog belongs to kookies14.

Peace!

-Toadstool89