The myth, the legend, the baddest bitch of all
What do you do when your entire world has just been shook? What do you do when two minutes ago you were sending death threats to the laptop screen, because Caroline can´t stop being a pathetic loser and the old lady sitting next to you in the train is judging you super hard for it? What do you do when the QUEEN returns?
I feel blessed. If it wasn´t for that awful Steroline scene and the fact that Bonnie had way too much screen time I could almost say this was a perfect episode.
Last episode
Okay. Let´s try to be a professional
Cade lets Damon live, so he can give him that glass knife thing. (Super lazy story telling. They just needed a way to kill him off easily) He also got Elena and threatens to kill her, because he really wants that glass knife. I think Kai got that glass knife. He sings some karaoke and then I forgot how they got the knife back, so let´s just move on to a different part. Bonnie is totes happy again with her ghost boyfriend. She is still mad at Stefan for killing her boy toy, but luckily Enzo is already so over it. Oh my god Bonnie that is so two days ago. Keep up girl.
Alaric and Caroline try to restrain their kids from doing awesome magic, because they are total buzzkills. Kai tells Caroline it is because the armoury is full of magic and then he frees himself and wants to slaughter Billy and Jessie. I´m sure they are named different, but I constantly forget. That is bad for Stefan, because he was just killing Cade, but sadly Alaric had an appointment, so he had to stop ringing the bell. Blondie and old man beat Kai by the way. Damon shows up and is boring. The choice is between Stefan and Elena and he chooses himself. He almost dies, but the wicked witch appears and fights with Cade. While he is distracted Stefon kills Cade and the TVD staff blows their whole budget on special effects in Cades death scene. (Your sweet ass will be missed.) Then something totally stupid happens. Damon isn´t dead, because of some psychic blow. Stefan and Bonnie are totally besties again. The brothers have some scene and then Stefan begs Clarisse to marry him and she says yes, because she is a good mom and wants her daughters to wear those flower dresses. End of the discussion.
Bonnie traps bae in this thing that happened in season six and then Kai reveals that he and Katherine tricked those stupid pieces of bread and that Katherine is now the queen of hell and is going to fuck them up good. Toast those bitches.
I´m sure Matt does something.
Theories and thoughts
Now listen closely sisters. I´m beyond stocked about Katherine and please let her team up with Kai. They are awesome, but I don´t fucking want a redemption story or a love story. Fuck that shit. What I want is that she goes full on evil bitch on them. I don´t want talks about feelings. I want her to come in and SLAY. S-L-A-Y. Fuck this town up good.
I really hope that my next theory is true, because it is stupid that Damon is alive, because of some energy blast. Instead just connect the death of hell with the resurrection of all the inhabitants.
Is anybody also open to a Kai/Katherine relationship and that she kills them all?
I think I was meant to be with Kai. He shares my love for nicknames and I love his humour. He also got the best quotes. Normally I invent some title for the weekly review, but I liked his quote so much that I used it. The quality of those titles really went down by the way. I was so much more creative in the beginning.
Top unnecessary/unlikeable new characters this season:
Sybil
Seline
Cade (Sorry boo, but you are weak)
That assistant, whose family got ripped by Stefan. Sebastian?
Fergie? Carry? No fuck it was Georgie. Sorry
Matt (because he is Matt)
Matt´s father
Next episode
The fake wedding bells are ringing people.
The boring people try to get rid of the awesome people. So they throw a wedding, because Katherine once loved Stefan. Low blow girl. They try to lure her out with it. That necklace you see in the promo is Katherine's necklace. I think a daylight necklace, but I´m not sure. They make Caroline wear it, because they want to provoke Kathy.
We see Matt's dead father in the trailer too. It was about damn time.
We also see a silhouette killing a ginger (nothing to gain from here. We all know they have no soul anyway. Okay that was a little mean. I´m sorry) and walking around fiercely. Hold your horses fellas, because that isn´t Katherine. I´m sure it is Matts mother. Maybe she is Katherine´s new henchman.
A lady takes a knife and Matt´s mommy blows up a house, which looks like a wedding house or the Salvatore mansion. Caroline is thrown back by it.
Now this isn´t the real wedding okay? The dress is also very ugly. Looks as if she was a lame grandma and that is not true. She isn´t a grandma. She is just lame.
Now that´s it for today.
Expect more theories and thoughts in Fridays Q´s diary
I´m out
XOXO
Q
