The BattleSnax went still and silent for a moment as the infamous Cooper Gang from Paris stop by to get something to eat. Sly Cooper is dressed as a pirate, Bentley a wizard and Murray as Freddy from "Nighmare on Elm Street"

Murray: I'm hungry.

Bentley: You've said that like 15 times Murray.

Sly: Well here it is fellas. The BattleSnax.

Murray: Finally. I haven't got a bite to eat since we pulled off a heist back in China.

As the Cooper gang enter the BattleSnax, there was like no one there.

Sly: Hello?

The Cooper gang slowly walk inside as they hear a witch's crackling laughter and saw blood all over the tables and floor.

Murray: This place gives me the creeps.

As they continue, Bentley saw a flicker and of course turns on the lights. The Cooper Gang went in complete shock as they saw the Magnusons and the party guests (excluding me and Chris) lying dead on the floor covered in blood.

Murray: Do you think that they're okay or something?

Sly: I don't really know Murray. They sure look like they're dead.

But all of a sudden, the guests and the Magnusons rose up from the floor and scared the shit out of the Cooper Gang.

Cooper Gang: AAAHH!

?: HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Sly: What the?

The Cooper Gang turn around to see me and Chris Nest with evil grins on our faces.

SariSpy56 and Chris: Got ya!

Sly: That was scary and you know that!

SariSpy56: Yeah but it's also funny. Welcome to the party fellas!

Murray: What about the Magnusons and the guests? Are they alright?

Chris: Yeah they're alive and alright.

Bentley: B-b-but the blood and-

Helga: Oh it's only ketchup. We're not acutally dead.

SariSpy56: We knew that you guys were coming so we decided to give you a scary surprise.

Sly: But that's not all SariSpy56.

Chris: And what's that?

Sly: We've invited some company to come along with us.

?: I've got you now ringtail!

Chris: Don't tell me you've invited her.

Sly: Too late.

The Cooper Gang, Chris and I saw Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox walking towards the BattleSnax. She is dressed as a witch.

Sly: Inspector Fox. As beautiful and unpredictable as ever.

SariSpy56: Have I heard that line before?

Sly: So what brings you here?

Carmelita: Why I'm here to have fun at the BattleSnax too y'know.

Sly: Oh.

Just then, we saw Gordon walking right up to us.

Gordon: Seriously you guys. Go back to 100 Acre Woods!

Murray: Is that an insult punk?

Gordon: You animals don't even belong here! Go back to DreamLand.

Murray: OH THAT DOES IT!

So we watch as Murray grabs Gordon and lifts him high in the air. He starts walking away but comes back for obvious reasons.

Murray: Um where's the janitor's closet by any chance?

Magnus: Now don't tell me that a strong person like you are going to lock Gibbles in a lame janitor's closet eh?

Murray: Um I was just going to.

Magnus: Try locking him in a room where we keep the Beast locked in.

Murray: Hmm. That might actually work.

So Murray walks away but again comes back.

Murray: Um where's the room that you keep the Beast locked in?

Magnus: Go through the kitchen and you should see a medieval dungeon door that is painted red.

Murray: Thanks.

So Murray went to the kitchen and locks Gordon in the dungeon room.

Gordon: LET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT!

Murray: Sorry but I've got a story to tell.

Nelson (at the window): Haw-Haw!

So Murray leaves the kitchen and walks back to the counter.

Murray: Can I tell a story?

Helga: Sure.

Murray: Oh good.

Jackie: Is it about food and pizza?

Murray: Didn't Bentley just ask me that question like a few days ago back in House of Awesome?

Jackie: Nevermind.

Murray: I call my story "Gunther Reaper"

SariSpy56: Enjoy!


Gunther Reaper

It was a normal day for Kick, and Gunther to spend some time with January, Betty and Selena at the mansion until all of a sudden, they get a cold visit from the Grim Reaper who is standing at the front door.

January: Can I help you?

Grim Reaper: I'm here for Christoper aka. Mouth. Have you seen him?

January: Um no and why do you want him?

Grim Reaper: Let's just say that he and I have some unfinished business to take care of.

Betty: Such as?

Grim Reaper: Now don't get into conclusions Betty. All I want is Mouth's life.

Kick: Forget it!

Grim Reaper: Don't pressure me Kick! Just tell me where Mouth is!

But all of a sudden, the Grim Reaper's skull got bashed from behind by Gunther. A few seconds later, the Grim Reaper dissolves into dust. Everyone looks at Gunther with a surprised look.

Gunther: What? He's dangerous.

Kick: What the biscuits?

Betty: If Grim Reaper is dead, then there's no death right?

Selena: Maybe.

Kick: A world without death...

()()()()()

Meanwhile, Dimitri the iguana is to be sentenced to death by getting shot by the Chinese Mafia. But as the mafias try to shoot Dimitri, he somehow remains alive. So Dimitri pulls out his cellphone and make a call.

Dimitri: Hey Sly! I'm going to be late for the heist in Monico tonight. Bye!

()()()()()

Gunther: I'll get rid of the evidence by putting the dust in the garbage.

So while Gunther puts the dust in the garbage, he tries on the dark robes. It fits him just fine.

Gunther: Ooh. Comfy.

But what happened is that Gunther's left hand starts to transform into a skeletal hand.

Gunther: AAAAHH!

Luckly for Gunther, January, Selena, Betty and Kick went out of the mansion and went to Gunther's aid. They were shocked that Gunther's hand is skeletal.

January: Gunther.

Gunther: Yeah?

January: It seems that you're...

Gunther: ...the new Grim Reaper. Again, AAAAHH!

Selena: Calm down Gunther. I'm sure we'll find a way to get you back.

Betty: Just give us time.

Just then, an ancient scroll appears before Gunther. He opens it and on the scroll reads,

Henry Teacherman

Gunther: Who's Henry Teacherman.

January: Johnny's teacher.

Gunther: Am I supposed to meet him or something?

Kick: Yeah but as a Grim Reaper, you're supposed to kill him because it's his time to go.

Gunther: Oh …uh?

Betty: Just kill Johnny's teacher alright! It's plain simple.

()()()()()

Meanwhile in Porkbelly Middle School, Mr. Teacherman is giving his students lots of homework which is due tomorrow.

Mr. Teacherman: I want them all done by tomorrow ya hear!

The students groan. Just then, there was a knock at the door. When Mr. Teacherman opens it, he saw Gunther dressed as the Grim Reaper. Gunther seems to be more focused than usual.

Mr. Teacherman: What do you want kid? Don't you have class to attend to?

Gunther: Your time has come Henry Teacherman.

Mr. Teacherman: My time? For what?

Gunther: To DIE!

Mr. Teacherman: Ha! Good one kid. Now scram! You're bothering me.

But Gunther didn't leave. Instead (with a firm and determined look on his face) Gunther walks right up to Mr. Teacherman who starts sweating and pokes him with his skeletal hand. A few seconds later, Mr. Teacherman collasps to the floor and it pronouced dead. Most of the students scream in horror at this.

Gunther: I told you your time has come Henry Teacherman.

Johnny: Awesome.

Then Gunther left.

()()()()()

The next day, Gunther is busy helping Kick with his stunt until another scroll appears before him. This time the scroll reads,

Gordon Gibbles

Gregory Randalls

Hannah Randalls

Gunther: Looks like I have three more people to kill Kick.

Kick: Who are the three people?

Gunther: Gordon Gibbles and Betty's parents.

Kick: Good luck buddy.

Gunther: Thanks.

()()()()()

Meanwhile in the Gibbles Estate, Gordon is busy tanning his body when a shadow blocks the sun and went right on Gordon.

Gordon: What the hell?

Gordon took his sunglasses off and saw Gunther as the Grim Reaper again but is now holding a scythe. Again, he's more focused than ever.

Gordon: What do you want loser?

Gunther: Your life Gordon!

Gordon: You want my life? Ha!

With that, Gordon rudely walks away from Gunther still laughing his head off. But what Gordon didn't notice is that Gunther ran up to him and sliced him with the scythe at incredible speed. Few seconds later, Gordon is dead.

Gunther: One down, two to go.

()()()()()

In Porkbelly, Betty's parents Gregory and Hannah are as usual gambling and getting drunk.

Hannah: What a fun night this is!

Gregory: Yeah and it's too bad that our screwny little runt Betty didn't get invited. This party is a blast!

As Gregory and Hannah walks down the street while still being intoxicated, they didn't notice that Gunther is walking behind them and then, they're sliced by the scythe. They were now dead and also intoxicated.

Gunther: Y'know. Being the Grim Reaper isn't so bad.

()()()()()

Later, the Magnusons are watching a football game but they ended up getting lame steats.

Magnus: THESE SEATS ARE LAME! BWA BWA!

Gunther: Leave that to me.

So Gunther kills the people out of the was so that his parents can finally get good seats.

Helga: Gunther. Were all these dead people on the list?

Gunther: Eh.

()()()()()

The next, next day was a early morning so Gunther decided to spend some time terrorizing people as the Grim Reaper. Gunther felt really happy than normal.

Gunther: Another wonderful day to be the Grim Reaper. Who shall I kill this time?

Gunther waits as the scroll appears before him and as he opens it, he is shocked to read his victim for the day. It reads in red ink,

Kick Buttowski

Gunther: For the third time in the story, AAAAHH!

()()()()()

Betty: You meant to tell me that you have to kill Kick?

Gunther: That's what the scroll read. But I don't want to kill my best friend. It's not his time to die.

Betty: Look Gunther. Killing Kick is never the best choice, but as the Grim Reaper, you have to kill him or you'll be in big trouble with God.

Gunther: God?

Betty: Yeah God. If you don't kill Kick, there's no telling how much trouble you're going to get. You cound get killed as well.

Gunther: *gulp*

()()()()()

Later, Gunther decided to meet Kick in his house. Luckly for him, Honey had told him that Kick is still sleeping as of now.

Honey: Just don't wake him up. He's still worn out from the stunt yesterday.

Gunther agreed and went to Kick's room. True to Honey's word, Kick is still sleeping in his bed. He appears to sleep very peacefully like an innocent kitten. He is also naked as well. Gunther felt a bit of guilt in his gut.

Gunther: Please God. Anyone but him!

The words of the scroll changes to Gunther Magnuson.

Gunther: Um what's was the first one again?

The words change back to Kick Buttowski.

Gunther: Aw biscuits.

Gunther walks closer to the sleeping daredevil and held his scythe firmly. Before Gunther had the chance, Kick slowly wakes up but is still half asleep.

Kick: *uhh* Gunther?

Gunther: Forgive me Kick.

And then, Gunther kills Kick with the scythe.

Kick: AAAAHH!

()()()()()

Several hours later, Gunther is carrying Kick's wrapped body up to the mountains to present it to God. Gunther felt very guilty for killing his best friend.

Gunther: Again Kick, I'm so sorry.

Finally, Gunther had reach the top and gently place Kick's body on the ground where a light shines upon it. It was God.

God: Excellent work.

Gunther: Okay God. I've killed my best friend. Now release me from this ghostly vocation!

God: No.

Gunther: Oh come on!

God: Oh alright.

Just then, the robe dissolves into nothing and Gunther's left arm became flesh again.

Gunther: YES!

As Gunther is celebrating, God slowly carries Kick's body to heavan but there was a slight mistake. The body isn't Kick's and instead it's Bumper's.

God: What the? This isn't Kick! It's his loser brother Brad!

Gunther: Actually it's Betty's brother Bumper! So long sucker!

Gunther hops onto the bush and made his clean getaway on a motorcycle. God didn't bother to chase Gunther despite that he's still angry.

God: Oh what's the use. I'm too old and rich for this kind of nonsense.

Then God returns to heaven.

()()()()()

Later at the mansion, Gunther and the gang are having a dinner together. The reason - Gunther didn't kill Kick after all but Kick is missing his helmet.

Kick: Thanks for not killing me buddy despite that I lost helmet.

Gunther: Your welcome.


Murray: And so they lived happily ever after. The End.

SariSpy56: That was both good and sad at the same time.

Murray: Why sad?

SariSpy56: Cause Gunther had to kill Kick.

?: Will somebody get me out of here! AAAAAAAAHHHH!

Brad: What the hell happened to Gordon?

SariSpy56: Murray locked him in the dungeon.

Helga: Who's next?

Bentley: That will be me.

Ronaldo: Well what story is it this time brainiac?

Bentley: None of you have known this but this is a story of adventures over the seven seas.

SariSpy56: Speaking of seven seas, I think we should do a pirate musical!

Kick: I like that idea SariSpy56.

Everyone: We all do! ARR!

SariSpy56: How about we sing "A Professional Pirate"?

Everyone: Yeah!

?: I want to join!

We turn around to see Black Spot Pete.

Black Spot Pete: Please?

SariSpy56: Yes. Cue the music Wade!

Wade: On it.

Black Spot Pete: *When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation

My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation

Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier

My boy why not consider a more challenging career"*

Everyone: *Hey ho ho

You'll cruise to foreign shores

And you'll keep your mind and body sound

By working out of doors*

Black Spot Pete: *True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without*

All: *And when you're A Professional Pirate*

Brad: *That's what the job's about*

Black Spot Pete: *"Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"

Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him

But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him

It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good

And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood*

Everyone: *Hey ho ho

We're honorable men

And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten*

Black Spot Pete: *On occasion there may be someone you have to execute*

All: *But when your a professional pirate*

Murray: *You don't have to wear a suit*

Everyone look at Murray with surprised look.

Murray: What?

Pantsy: *I could have been a surgeon

I like taking things apart*

Brad: *I could have been a lawyer But I just had too much heart*

Murray: *I could have been in politics

Cause I've always been a big spender*

Horace: *And me...I could have been a contender*

Everyone laughs.

Black Spot Pete: *Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated

I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated

We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat

We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet*

All: *Hey ho ho

It's one for all for one

And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son

We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be

And when your a professional pirate.*

Black Spot Pete: *You'll be honest brave and free

The soul of decency

You'll be loyal and fair and on the square

And most importantly*

All: *When you're a professional pirate

You're always in the best of company.*

SariSpy56: Well that was awesome but before Bentley could tell his story, we need 3 reviews.

Chris: And stay...

Gordon: WILL SOMEONE LET ME OUT!

Chris: ...Awesome!