Chapter 29: Burner Phone Log 1

WEBBY, 10:52 PM: Hey, this is Webby. I got your package.

ELIZABETH, 10:53 PM: Wow, it came earlier than expected. Did you get to look through it?

WEBBY, 10:55 PM:Yes. The boys looked through it with me.

ELIZABETH, 10:57 PM: Do you have any questions?

WEBBY, 10:59 PM: Do you have all night?

ELIZABETH, 11:01 PM: Surprisingly, I do. Whats your first question?

WEBBY, 11:04 PM: Why did you leave?

ELIZABETH, 11:08 PM: For work.

WEBBY, 11:10 PM: You're a spy?

ELIZABETH, 11:12 PM: Yes. I work like a consultant.

WEBBY, 11:13 PM: For good guys?

ELIZABETH, 11:18 PM: Sometimes. Depends who pays me.

WEBBY, 11:19 PM: Who have you worked for?

ELIZABETH, 11:21 PM: I can't tell you. Or they'll kill you.

WEBBY, 11:22 PM: Who's they?

ELIZABETH, 11:23 PM: I can't tell you. Or they'll kill you. Lol.

WEBBY, 11:25 PM: Haha true. So you left to be a spy?

ELIZABETH, 11:27 PM: I was good at it.

WEBBY, 11:29 PM: What else were you good at?

ELIZABETH, 11:31 PM: Music, dance, languages, hand-to-hand combat, weapons, and cooking. I can make really good French toast.

WEBBY, 11:33 PM: Oohhh I love French toast. :) Where did you live?

ELIZABETH, 11:38 PM: I was born in England. But when I was 6, we moved to Duckburg for work. Dad was a lawyer. He worked in St. Canard, but lived here cause it was safer. Obviously. Mom traveled alot because of concerts and tours. Sometimes I went with.

WEBBY, 11:42 PM: What was dad like?

ELIZABETH, 11:46 PM: Dad wanted me to be a proper lady. I didn't want to.

WEBBY, 11:50 PM: Mom?

ELIZABETH, 11:55 PM: The most perfect person in the world. She was a huge conspiracy theorist though. Hella crazy about myths and stuff. Kinda funny how we both believe in Terrafirmians.

WEBBY, 11:58 PM: Oh, they're real! I met them!

ELIZABETH, 12:01 AM: No way! Really?

WEBBY, 12:03 AM: Yup!

ELIZABETH, 12:05 AM: My friend owes me 20 bucks now. Heheheheh.

WEBBY, 12:08 AM: Which friend? A spy friend?

ELIZABETH, 12:10AM: Nah, just my best friend. He lives in Duckburg still.

WEBBY, 12:12 AM: You have a best friend?

ELIZABETH, 12:16 AM: I technically have two, but my friend in Duckburg has been my best friend since we were six.

WEBBY, 12:18 AM: How'd you meet?

ELIZABETH, 12:22 AM: Some bullies were making fun of him and I tried to stop them. Then they made fun of my British accent and pushed him off the playground. He broke his arm.

WEBBY, 12:24 AM: THAT IS TERRIBLE! WHAT HAPPENED? DID THEY GET IN TROUBLE?

ELIZABETH, 12:26 AM: Nope. So the next day I broke their arms.

WEBBY, 12:28 AM: WHAT.

ELIZABETH, 12:32 AM: I broke their arms and got away with it.

WEBBY, 12:35 AM: HOW?

ELIZABETH, 12:38 AM: I've been told I'm a great actress too. ;) Kidding. There was a meeting in the Principal's office. Let's just say that having a lawyer for a dad made it easy to get away with.

WEBBY, 12:40 AM: So cool.

ELIZABETH, 12:44 AM: He and I became best friends after that. He taught me how to speak with an American accent too. I miss him a lot. I haven't seen him since I left.

WEBBY, 12:46 AM: He seems nice. I wanna meet him.

ELIZABETH, 12:48 AM: What about you? Which triplet is your best friend? My money is on Dewey.

WEBBY, 12:51 AM: How can you tell?

ELIZABETH, 12:53 AM: You guys are a great team.

WEBBY, 12:55 AM: I have another best friend too. Lena. She's really cool. We stuffed Ma Beagle'sMa face into her birthday cake.

ELIZABETH, 12:57 AM: That is crazy.

WEBBY, 1:00 AM: I know! It was hilarious!

ELIZABETH, 1:04 AM: No, you don't understand. The bullies that broke my friends arm? They were Beagle Boys! I broke their arms!

WEBBY, 1:06 AM: OMG WE BOTH HAVE BEEF WITH THE BEAGLES! :O

ELIZABETH, 1:08 AM: THIS IS THE COOLEST SISTER STUFF EVER. XD

WEBBY, 1:11 AM: I'm really happy I know about you now.

ELIZABETH, 1:13 AM: Same.

WEBBY, 1:17 AM: When can we hang out face to face? I really want to see you again.

ELIZABETH, 1:24 AM: Idk Webby. I'm sorta on a mission. Plus it's too dangerous for me to just go out without an alias or a disguise. I have a lot of beef with a lot of people.

WEBBY, 1:25 AM: We can meet in secret if that helps? I won't even tell the boys.

ELIZABETH, 1:28 AM: Liar. You would tell them.

WEBBY, 1:31 AM: How do you know?

ELIZABETH, 1:33 AM: Cause I would. ;)

WEBBY, 1:36 AM: ASDFGHJKLQIFNEOQ1NFNKW

ELIZABETH, 1:39 AM: Language!

WEBBY, 1:42 AM: Haha very funny XD

ELIZABETH, 1:46 AM: It's late. Go to bed.

WEBBY, 1:51 AM: I don't want to. :/

ELIZABETH, 1:54 AM: I have to wake up early tomorrow for my mission.

WEBBY, 1:57 AM: Fine.

ELIZABETH, 2:01 AM: Don't worry, I'll text you tomorrow. I promise.

WEBBY, 2:04 AM: Good night. :)

ELIZABETH, 2:06 AM: Night. :)


A/N: I love moments like these when you're texting and it looks exactly like this. You stay up until 2am talking with a friend and you never want to go to bed, but you know it's too late...and then you fall asleep onto your best friend's shoulder and...

Oh wait, that's the next chapter. WELP.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I know it looks hella different from the others and is an easy read, but I really wanted to just do a chapter like this where you see the conversation as it happens. Like the rest of the world doesn't exist and it's just you and these messages.

I would also like to apologize, because I have been writing more of Morning Tea and not enough of The Other Vanderquack and I am running out of chapters to post. So there might be another... *gulp*...HIATUS.

I didn't expect my trash fic on the side to get so much love and well...I got a bit carried away. So bear with me guys. I might do a mid-season hiatus on a cliff hanger to catch up.

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~Alex