Author's notes: Whoops, it would appear as though I disappeared for three months. I'M SO SORRY I'LL TRY REALLY HARD NOT TO DO IT AGAIN PLEASE FORGIVE ME. Basically, I got distracted with other stuff including my degree and my job which got really busy at Christmas and I've also been writing other stuff but FRIDGE NOTES IS BACK. YAY! I had to return to commemorate Rukia finally achieving bankai. And what an awesome bankai it is. Go Rukia. :D
So, yes. If you're reading this, thank you for sticking with me. Also, to all of you lovely reviewers: you are totally awesome. Many imaginary cookies for you. Imaginary cookies to non-reviewers too, because I also appreciate my lurkers.
EDIT: Sorry, I have added four lines at the end which I accidentally deleted from the original document and forgot about. Derp.
Did we ever find out who was listening outside Orihime's door after all that? -Uryu Ishida
~~Oh, yeah, we found out a couple of weeks ago that it was Captain Hitsugaya. He had a message for Rangiku and didn't want to interrupt, apparently. Or something. -Rukia~~
~~Either way, you guys are all off the hook. Sorry for not telling you before now. -Rukia~~
That's okay. -Chad
Well, that was a waste of two weeks spent avoiding you for fear of being murdered. -Ichigo
~~Aww, Ichigo, you missed me! ;) -Rukia~~
~~Idiot. -Rukia~~
I DIDN'T MISS YOU YOU IRRITATING MIDGET -Ichigo
DON'T YOU YELL AT RUKIA -renji abarai
that reminds me i broke your fridge. -renji abarai
i'm sorry. -renji abarai
*That would explain why I couldn't hear it humming when I went to get some prawn crackers and custard for breakfast this morning! -Orihime xx*
You mean it's been off since this morning? Right, the food is now on the windowsill until we can fix the fridge. Good thing it's a cold day. -Uryu Ishida
~~Why leave it outside? I can cool it down. -Rukia~~
~~Of course, I'll be missing all of my lectures this afternoon if I do... -Rukia~~
What lectures? You aren't even supposed to BE here. -Ichigo
~~I'm sorry, did you say you didn't need the food chilled after all? Because that's what I just heard. -Rukia~~
Ah, Rukia. Ichigo is very sorry. AREN'T YOU, Ichigo? -Uryu Ishida
Yeah, whatever. Please just stop our food from going off. I don't want to be poor again this year, that kind of sucked. -Ichigo
~~Fine. Sode no Shirayuki will be happy to be of help. I'm not sure I can say the same, though, being dead is no picnic... -Rukia~~
Thank you, Rukia. -Uryu Ishida
*Yay! Our food won't go bad! -Orihime xx*
~~This is boring. Where are you guys? -Rukia~~
~~I didn't realise I was going to be standing here just kind of touching the inside of the fridge with my zanpakuto. -Rukia~~
~~I wonder what would happen if I lowered the temperature of this banana to absolute zero and let it warm up again? -Rukia~~
~~Whoops. The black mush on the worktop wasn't me. Definitely not. -Rukia~~
~~Ugh. I'M SO BORED. -Rukia~~
~~When will you guys be coming back from your lectures? -Rukia~~
~~I'm a little teapot, short and... I'm going to stop there, on the grounds that Renji's laughter inside my head is already driving me up the wall. -Rukia~~
~~Please come back soon. I've just thought of a great insult to use on you, Ichigo! -Rukia~~
~~Byakuya would be so proud. He enjoys insulting you, too. -Rukia~~
~~Look! I drew an Orihime bunny with hairclips! -Rukia~~
~~Actually, it looks kind of uncomfortable. And a bit like a time-traveller of some description. -Rukia~~
~~Forget it. -Rukia~~
~~Eh, I have stuff to be doing. I guess I'll just go bankai and cool the localised area around the fridge down. I can't stand here holding a carrot all day. -Rukia~~
RUKIA WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO? -Ichigo
The entire city is steaming in the sun. -Uryu Ishida
*Yay! It's snowing! -Orihime xx*
you froze the clouds over, too, rukia? AWESOME -renji abarai
although perhaps you shouldn't have gone bankai so soon after achieving it. especially not when you needed such fine control over it. -renji abarai
~~YOU'RE A FINE ONE TO TALK ABOUT FINE CONTROL MISTER "WHOOPSIE-DAISY I'VE JUST DESTROYED THE SEIREITEI WITH HIHIO ZABIMARU"! -Rukia~~
THAT WAS FILLER -renji abarai
I can't believe we're witnessing this argument. -Ichigo
I give up. I'm going to defrost my bed, curl up under the duvet, go to sleep and pretend that this never happened. -Uryu Ishida
Actually, Orihime, do you have some way of rejecting the passing of time and making it so that Rukia didn't accidentally cause Japan's ambient temperature to drop by a couple of hundred degrees? I really can't be bothered to deal with the authorities over this. Or my father. -Uryu Ishida
*I'm afraid not. I can undo the snowman the kids down the road built, though. -Orihime xx*
Do it. I don't want to be the only miserable person on this street when the Soul Reapers come calling. -Uryu Ishida
I can't believe you'd punish an innocent snowman like that, Uryu. -Chad
~~Um. Did I do something wrong? -Rukia~~
^Not at all, Rukia. It is a splendid bankai. -Byakuya Kuchiki^
~~B... Byakuya! -Rukia~~
YOU MEAN SHE'S GETTING AWAY WITH IT? You have GOT to be kidding. -Ichigo
I give up. -Uryu Ishida
