Kristina entered the classroom of Namimori Middle full of ruckus when suddenly she heard a male student shout, "HEY JANA-SAN CAN I HAVE A SNICKERS?" She heard everyone else in the class as well, "ME TOO! PLEEAASSEEE!"

She stared at them crowding Jana's desk. Kristina retraced her steps and walked backwards back into the hallway, approaching Yamamoto looking out the window in the corridor "Hey Yamamoto?"

"Morning, Kristina," he turned to her and smiled until he saw her expression, "...What's up?" he asked innocently.

"Why's everyone asking Jana for Snickers all of a sudden?" Kristina cocked her head to one side.

"She brought in a whole lot today and is like really hyper. She keeps going on about them..." he turned to see Vino, Calda and Nebbia walking up to them.

Vino frowned, "Wait. Could it be that…"

"Oh no," Calda pulled a poker face. The five of them walked into the classroom.

Kristina sighed, "She's on a Snickers high and rage again."

"When was the last time this has happened?" Nebbia asked.

"Loooooong time…."

Gokudera walked up to them from his desk, "What exactly is gonna happen now?"

Before they knew it, Jana appeared right in front of them holding a packet of Snickers, "HEY GUYS YOU WANT SNICKERS?!"

"I'm perfectly fine Jana. And why are you so high today?" Kristina stared at her.

Jana began to scream, "'CAUSE SNICKERS ARE DELISSSHHHH!"

Gokudera blinked, "Um..."

"Well we're fine without them," Nebbia stated bluntly.

Jana began to babble aimlessly, "BUT SNICKERS SOLVE EVERYTHIIIING! LIKE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND-" Everyone stared at her with full on poker faces.

Gokudera looked at Vino and the others, "Is she always like this when she's on a Snickers high/rage?"

"Yep," Vino, Calda, Nebbia and Kristina nodded in unison.

Jana began jumping up and down, "COME ON HAVE A SNICKERS," she passed them a few each, "PEANUTS, CARAMEL, PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH AND ENJOY IT! IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT OF... SNICKERS! A PILE OF NUTS, CHEWY CARAMEL AND A SLAB OF NOUGAT COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!" she cheerfully hopped away from them and hopped around the classroom.

Gokudera tried to calm down Jana. Then he looked at Kristina, "Why hasn't this happened before?"

Suddenly Kristina was holding a notebook open with one hand with a laboratory coat and smart looking glasses and a pen in the other hand as though she was writing down symptoms of a potentially mentally disabled child. "It happens very rarely, but it happens."

"I am 100% done with this already," Vino walked away with a straight face to his desk and began unpacking his books.

"VINOOOOOOOO! HAVE A SNICKEERRSSS!" Jana waved around a bar of Snickers while sprinting around his desk aimlessly and constantly hitting herself on desks.

Nebbia ran after her, "JANA STOOOOOOP!"

"WAAAIIITTT!" and then Calda did the same.

Gokudera and Yamamoto stared at the three of them with poker faces while Kristina just watched them with an annoyed look on her face. She shouted from the front of the classroom, "JANA IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I'M CALLING HIBARI-SAMA."

Jana ignored her completely, "HAHAHA SNICKERS ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING!" Jana skipped around being chased by Nebbia and Calda.

Yamamoto blinked, "She didn't hear you…."

"She's too high," Kristina turned to Gokudera, "Gokudera, you might be able to get to her..."

Gokudera nodded and was about to walk over when suddenly Nezu opened the door. "Ok sit down. It's time for class." Jana skipped to her seat happily and suddenly Nezu started shouting for no known reason.

Jana stood up from her seat with a jolt with a Snickers in her hand, "CALM DOWN! XO HAVE A SNICKERS!" she threw a Snickers into his hand.

Nezu caught it "Ummmm ok." And he ate it.

"IS IT GOOD IS IT GOOD IS IT GOOD ITS SOOOOO GOOD ISNT IT!? XO"

Nezu stared at the bar blankly, "Pretty good," he ate the whole thing and put the wrapper in his pocket.

"SEEEEEEEE~ OISHI DESUUUUUUUUUUU."

Kristina stood up and shouted, "SENSEI!" Nezu looked at her and then she continued, "I REMEMBER I HAVE A MEETING FOR THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE SO I HAVE TO GO FOR A SECOND," she dashed out of the classroom.

Jana called, "KRISTINA TAKE A SNICKERS WITH YOU!"

Kristina screamed from the hallway, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

...

Hibari glared at Kristina from his seat in the reception room, "You're late."

Kristina panted, "There's a perfect explanation."

"What is it?"

"Jana happens to be on her rare snickers high/rage."

Kusakabe pulled a poker face, "What is that?"

"You'll probably see for yourself later but basically she will go on and on about snickers for a day, sometimes more, and like say everything about them etc." The look Hibari gave Kristina spoke volumes of 'And How Does This Concern Me'. "And she's disturbing the peace in Nami Middle."

"You deal with it 1st. If you can't stop her then I'll step in," Hibari said.

"What am I supposed to do?"

"Take. The. Snickers."

...

Gokudera walked up to Jana who was sitting at her desk, "Hey Jana can you come out of the classroom for a sec I need to talk to you."

"K," Jana stood up and walked out of the classroom with Gokudera. Kristina casually walked into the classroom and quickly snatched up the packet of Snickers.

Jana suddenly turned around, "KRISTINA HOW DARE YOU!"

"OH SHIT BRICKS," Kristina darted across the classroom and jumped out the window. Jana followed her and then watched Kristina fall. When no one was looking, JANA SUDDENLY SUMMONED AN ILLUSION OF A BRICK WALL IN KRISTINA'S FACE.

As she fell, Kristina stretched one leg and then KICKED THROUGH THE WALL YELLING, "OOOOWWWWW!"

Jana watched from the classroom window and growled, "Grr…"

"HAHA YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SNICKERS BACK!"

"NO THEY'RE MINE!" Jana summoned an ultra long fishing rope . It suddenly hooked onto the packet of Snickers as she began reeling it up.

Kristina suddenly ripped the packet straight in half and she fell to the ground on her feet with a pound. "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THAT HURT." She quickly got up and ran away. Jana began SUMMONING ILLUSIONS OF BRICK WALLS EVERYWHERE BUT SHE WAS FOILED AGAIN! KRISITNA RAN PAST THEM ALL LIKE A NINJA, "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!" And she ran out of the school gate.

"SHIT! Come on why on why can't I have my snickers DX" Jana ran out of the classroom.

"JANA HOLD UP!" Gokudera followed her.

"What?" Jana stopped and turned around.

"Why do you even like Snickers so much?"

"They solve everything and are delicious for example if you give people Snickers it actually does solve arguments. Now I'm sorry but I need to get them back DX" Jana kept running and soon she was out of the school gate.

Kristina RAN AND RAN AND RAN AND RAN AND RAN, "YOU'RE NOT GETTING THEM BAAAACK!" She opened a Snicker and gently passed to a homeless man on the street as she sprinted on the pavement.

"HEEEEEEEYYY! GIVE THEM BAAAAAACKK!" Jana screamed as she chased Kristina.

"JANA WAIT!" Gokudera called.

"KRISTINA OVER HERE!" Kristina heard Yamamoto shout and she reached her arm out. Yamamoto grabbed her hand and then dragged her into the dark alleyway. As they dashed through the alley Yamamoto opened a Snicker and tossed it firmly into a huge pile of dog poop.

Jana turned into the alley, "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE BEAUTIFUL, DELICIOUS, AMAZING, AWESOME, SUPERIOR SNICKERS!" Jana fell to her knees and buried her face in her hands sobbing.

"They were causing harm and they're just chocolate!" Kristina's voice echoed from the other side of the alley.

Gokudera walked up to Jana sulking, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! DX I WAS ONLY PLANNING TO DO GOOD ACTUALLY WITH THOSE! THEY CAN SOLVE ARGUMENTS AND MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY! WHY'D YOU DESTROY THEM!" Kristina ignored her and ran away with Yamamoto.
Jana actually started crying, "They were so beautiful...beautiful delicious heart warming Snickers..."

I actually really don't care about snickers but I'm a nice guy so I'll do something, Gokudera thought. He kneeled down next to Jana and hugged Jana, "It's ok Jana, there are millions of Snickers in the world and still being made…."

"BUT THEY WERE TOSSED AWAY INTO A PILE OF DOG CRAP IN THE ALLEY BY A STUPID BASEBALL IDIOT! IT DIDN'T DESERVE IT!" Jana sobbed.

Gokudera fell silent, "hmmm well do you wanna do something to distract you from them?"

Jana stood up and suddenly stopped crying as though she was never crying in the first place, "I want to do something science related and pick some more Snickers up then~"

Gokudera sighed with relief and pulled a small smile, "Ok."

Meanwhile:

Kristina and Yamamoto faced Hibari who was sitting at the desk in the reception room. They felt awfully uneasy. Hibari asked, "How'd it go?"

"I made her cry," Kristina said.

"We actually made her cry," Yamamoto added.

Hibari looked at them indifferently, "hmm...what about Gokudera Hayato?"

"I told him to take Jana outside the classroom while I stole the snickers and ran away and all that," Kristina explained.

Hibari frowned, "And did you not consider the possibility that he would buy some more for her?"

Yamamoto forgot to breathe, "Uh…"

Kristina kept calm, "we can't exactly stop her from buying anymore..."

"Is she going to keep screaming like you said?" Hibari asked. Kristina and Yamamoto fell completely silent and pulled complete poker faces until Hibari continued, "I knew it."

"So now what are you gonna do?" Kristina asked.

"Solve this Snicker high myself." Hibari stood up from his seat and walked past Kristina and Yamamoto towards the door.

Yamamoto turned around, "Be careful, the Snickers can actually make you want to be happy..."

Hibari waved his hand as though to brush something off, "I can deal with it."

...

Jana: skipped along with Gokudera walking next to her as they both ate Snickers in Namimori Shopping District. "So are you happy now?" Gokudera 'cautiously' asked her.

"YUP! AND I'M NOT GOING BAK TO SCHOOL TODAY, I'M GOING HOME!" Jana put on a cheeky smile.

"Huh, why?"

"'CAUSE KRISTINA AND YAMAMOTO WOULD COME AND STEAL THEM AGAIN, SO I'M GOING HOME X3"

"Umm ok then I'll just go back to school an-"

"NOOOOOOOO DON'T GO BACKKK! DX" Jana grabbed Gokudera's arm and attempted to pull him with her until suddenly a familiar skylark came along….

Hibari immediately frowned at them, "I heard that you were disturbing the peace in Namimori with those..." he glared at the packet of Snickers.

Jana started screaming, "HEY HIBARI YOU WANT SOME SNICKERS?! XD"

"No, I'll bite you to death for being loud."

"YOU BASTARD, LET US DO WHAT WE WANT," Gokudera growled.

"I don't care about the chocolate, I care that you're being noisy."

"CALM DOWN HIBARI HERE HAVE SOME SNICKERS!" Jana squealed.

"I don't want any," Hibari pulled his tonfas out from his jacket and prepared to bite them to death. Suddenly Jana quickly unwrapped and THREW A SNICKERS DIRECTLY INTO HIBARI'S MOUTH.

Hibari chewed….

"Soooo? XD" Jana waited anxiously.

"It's not that bad."

Jana was overwhelmed with victory, "XXXXDDDDD I TOLD YOU ALL! IT GETS EVERYONE!"

Gokudera stared with disbelief with his jaw dropped.

"But I already said that the Snickers don't matter, it's the fact that you're being noisy." Hibari darted towards Jana and Gokudera.

"JANA GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Gokudera pushed Jana away from him and she fell to the ground with a scream. As soon as Gokudera turned back he saw the flash of metal coming towards him. He quickly spun around and bent his knees. The tonfa pounded on his shoulder and Gokudera grunted.

"Are you ok?! DX" Jana looked at Gokudera worriedly.

"Ya I'm ok," Gokudera lied. Again, Hibari dashed forward towards him for the second hit.

"WAIT, HIBARI STOP!" Jana shouted. Hibari stopped and Jana asked, "If I shut up, will you leave us alone?" Hibari fell silent. "Yes or no?" Jana continued.

"...ONLY if you shut up."

Jana quickly got up, "We're saved!"

"You've disturbed Nami Middle enough, go home. And take Gokudera Hayato with you if that'll shut you up," Hibari ordered her. And so Hibari left as Jana and Gokudera went away as well.

Meanwhile back at school:

Yamamoto and Krisitna sat in the reception room waiting for Hibari. They turned towards the door as they heard the sound of it opened while Hibari walked in. "Well how did it go?" Kristina asked.

"I hit Gokudera Hayato and then she shut up."

"Do you..know if..she's gonna be quiet tomorrow?"

"Hopefully. If not, I'll but you to death for not taking responsibility properly. I don't dirty my hands on herbivores."

Kristina and Yamamoto fell silent with poker faces, "Ok."

Yamamoto and Kristina walked back into the classroom only to be welcomed by Nezu's scolding, "WHY ARE YOU TWO SO LATE?!"

"I had a meeting," Krisitna said.

"I had to help my family restaurant in an emergency," Yamamoto lied with a poker face.

"BOTH OF YOU STAY AFTER SCHOOL."

"EEHHHH?!" Kristina's jaw dropped.

"DETENTION."

Kristina glared at Nezu with annoyance in her eyes while Yamamoto just slumped his shoulders a bit, "Aw…."

Kristina sighed, "Jana could've given him a snickers and then he would've calmed down..." and then she gritted her teeth and shouted to herself, "RIGHT WHEN WE NEED HER SHE'S NOT HERE..."

Nezu shouted at her, "WHAT ARE YOU RAMBLING ON ABOUT?!"

"SHUT UP OLD MAN," Kristina bolted across the classroom and jumps out the window. Yamamoto just watched her jump with a blank face and he casually backed away and walked out the classroom.


JANA I WAS KIND OF EXPECTING AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN GOKUDERA AND HIBARI BUT NOOOOOO~ T_T And you also pretty much switched personalities with Nebbia. Just saying.

I feel sick….my head hurts and my stomach feels terrible….So anyway it's the summer holidays for us! :D

-leextremekid