Faz-Book
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2:34AM
Freddy Schlong-Bear has began conversation; Fazbear Crew
2:35AM
Freddy Schlong-Bear added 3 people to the conversation; Bonnie the Bunny, Foxy the Fox, Chica the Cook.
2:36AM
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Goddamn it, who changed my name again?
Foxy the Fox: You should really close down your computer when you're done using it.
Bonnie the Bunny: I think the name is pretty cute.
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Shut up Bonnie.
Chica the Cook: heeeyaaa everyone~! 3 3 3
Foxy the Fox: What's up Chica?
Chica the Cook: The roof!
Bonnie the Bunny: Don't change your name!
Freddy Schlong-Bear: This is a public account BonBon, everyone sees my name. I have to change it.
Foxy the Fox: Please don't! It's hilarious! :D :D
Chica the Cook: whats a schlong!?
Bonnie the Bunny: I can tell ya
Foxy the Fox: That's my job!
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Are you guys finished?
Foxy the Fox: I guess
Bonnie the Bunny: Your name should be Freddy Cock-Bear ;)
Freddy Schlong-Bear: BONNIE WTF!
Foxy the Fox: Oh god this is hilarious!
Chica the Cook: i dont know whats so funny about this, can someone tell me!?
Foxy the Fox: Just dont worry about it chica
Freddy Schlong-Bear: I don't even remember why I started this conversation in the first place.
Chica the Cook: pls dont end it here! i like talking to u guys!
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Fine I won't.
Foxy the Fox: Are you really gonna change your name back fred?
Bonnie the Bunny: leave it for a while freddy! It'll be unny
Bonnie the Bunny: *funny
Chica the Cook: im gonna go search what this means on the internets
Freddy Schlong-Bear: You should probably not do that.
Chica the Cook: i'll be back in a second you guys!
Foxy the Fox: Well, thisll be interesting
2:51AM
Freddy Schlong-Bear added 2 people to the conversation; Springy and Goldie.
Springy: hai guys, what's up?
Goldie: Hi everyone.
Bonnie the Bunny: Hey Goldie! Hey Springy! What's up?!
Goldie: Freddy told us that you guys were having a conversation and I wanted him to add us into it for a while.
Springy: And because I heard that freddy and bonnie were dating.
Freddy Schlong-Bear: It's true.
Goldie: Nice.
Foxy the Fox: Why wasnt I told any of this?!
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Because you're an asshole.
Foxy the Fox: fuck you man!
Bonnie the Bunny: Chica's back online. I can't wait to see what happens XDDD
3:01AM
Chica the Cook left the conversation
Foxy the Fox: OMGGG
Bonnie the Bunny: LOL!
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Well, she's scarred for life.
Springy: whats with your name freddy?
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Somebody changed it to this, Bonnie wanted it to stay this way for some reason.
Goldie: Oh. That was me.
Bonnie the Bunny: Thank you Goldie.
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Why the HELL did you do this Goldie?!
Goldie: Because Bonnie asked me to.
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Goddamn it Bonnie.
Foxy the Fox: Chica just came in cshuddering and is hugging me, I'm gonna go.
Springy: alright, cya foxy!
Bonnie the Bunny: Get some ass, Captain Yiff!
3:09AM
Foxy the Fox has left the conversation
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Goddamn it Bonnie, some people here don't wanna hear you curse and talk like that.
Bonnie the Bunny: You don't seem to care when your under me.
Freddy Schlong-Bear: Shut up Bonnie!
Goldie: Care to keep your sexual endeavours to yourselves?
Springy: it's not really what I really hear
Bonnie the Bunny: You know what? I'm gonna make you pay for saying that! Prepare your anus!
Freddy Schlong-Bear: What the fuck, Bonnie!?
3:12AM
Bonnie the Bunny is away
Goldie: You guys are freaks.
Springy: they are freaks, they're just fucking weird
Freddy Schlong-Bear: I'm heard a door slam across the pizzeria, I'm actually scared. Can any of you guys calm him down?
Goldie: Nope, you're on your own man.
3:13AM
Freddy Schlong-Bear changed his name to Freddy Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear: There we go.
Goldie: Eh
Springy: I just heard a noise from pirates cove
Goldie: It's probably Chica. Poor girl.
Freddy Fazbear: shit bonnie jstslammed my door oepn
Goldie: Bye Freddy!
Freddy Fazbear: a-duadjpaijdwp21';eqa
Freddy Fazbear is away
Springy: whats wrong with these guys?
Goldie: They're freaks. Wanna go out and get some pizza?
Springy: sure. lets go
3:17AM
Goldie is away
3:17AM
Springy is away
3:18AM
Bonnie the Bunny renamed this conversation; rapeinprogress afk
I'm scared. Real scared. I hope you guys enjoyed this anyway, this was fucking hilarious to write. XDD
- RSM
