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2:34AM

Freddy Schlong-Bear has began conversation; Fazbear Crew

2:35AM

Freddy Schlong-Bear added 3 people to the conversation; Bonnie the Bunny, Foxy the Fox, Chica the Cook.

2:36AM

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Goddamn it, who changed my name again?

Foxy the Fox: You should really close down your computer when you're done using it.

Bonnie the Bunny: I think the name is pretty cute.

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Shut up Bonnie.

Chica the Cook: heeeyaaa everyone~! 3 3 3

Foxy the Fox: What's up Chica?

Chica the Cook: The roof!

Bonnie the Bunny: Don't change your name!

Freddy Schlong-Bear: This is a public account BonBon, everyone sees my name. I have to change it.

Foxy the Fox: Please don't! It's hilarious! :D :D

Chica the Cook: whats a schlong!?

Bonnie the Bunny: I can tell ya

Foxy the Fox: That's my job!

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Are you guys finished?

Foxy the Fox: I guess

Bonnie the Bunny: Your name should be Freddy Cock-Bear ;)

Freddy Schlong-Bear: BONNIE WTF!

Foxy the Fox: Oh god this is hilarious!

Chica the Cook: i dont know whats so funny about this, can someone tell me!?

Foxy the Fox: Just dont worry about it chica

Freddy Schlong-Bear: I don't even remember why I started this conversation in the first place.

Chica the Cook: pls dont end it here! i like talking to u guys!

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Fine I won't.

Foxy the Fox: Are you really gonna change your name back fred?

Bonnie the Bunny: leave it for a while freddy! It'll be unny

Bonnie the Bunny: *funny

Chica the Cook: im gonna go search what this means on the internets

Freddy Schlong-Bear: You should probably not do that.

Chica the Cook: i'll be back in a second you guys!

Foxy the Fox: Well, thisll be interesting

2:51AM

Freddy Schlong-Bear added 2 people to the conversation; Springy and Goldie.

Springy: hai guys, what's up?

Goldie: Hi everyone.

Bonnie the Bunny: Hey Goldie! Hey Springy! What's up?!

Goldie: Freddy told us that you guys were having a conversation and I wanted him to add us into it for a while.

Springy: And because I heard that freddy and bonnie were dating.

Freddy Schlong-Bear: It's true.

Goldie: Nice.

Foxy the Fox: Why wasnt I told any of this?!

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Because you're an asshole.

Foxy the Fox: fuck you man!

Bonnie the Bunny: Chica's back online. I can't wait to see what happens XDDD

3:01AM

Chica the Cook left the conversation

Foxy the Fox: OMGGG

Bonnie the Bunny: LOL!

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Well, she's scarred for life.

Springy: whats with your name freddy?

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Somebody changed it to this, Bonnie wanted it to stay this way for some reason.

Goldie: Oh. That was me.

Bonnie the Bunny: Thank you Goldie.

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Why the HELL did you do this Goldie?!

Goldie: Because Bonnie asked me to.

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Goddamn it Bonnie.

Foxy the Fox: Chica just came in cshuddering and is hugging me, I'm gonna go.

Springy: alright, cya foxy!

Bonnie the Bunny: Get some ass, Captain Yiff!

3:09AM

Foxy the Fox has left the conversation

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Goddamn it Bonnie, some people here don't wanna hear you curse and talk like that.

Bonnie the Bunny: You don't seem to care when your under me.

Freddy Schlong-Bear: Shut up Bonnie!

Goldie: Care to keep your sexual endeavours to yourselves?

Springy: it's not really what I really hear

Bonnie the Bunny: You know what? I'm gonna make you pay for saying that! Prepare your anus!

Freddy Schlong-Bear: What the fuck, Bonnie!?

3:12AM

Bonnie the Bunny is away

Goldie: You guys are freaks.

Springy: they are freaks, they're just fucking weird

Freddy Schlong-Bear: I'm heard a door slam across the pizzeria, I'm actually scared. Can any of you guys calm him down?

Goldie: Nope, you're on your own man.

3:13AM

Freddy Schlong-Bear changed his name to Freddy Fazbear

Freddy Fazbear: There we go.

Goldie: Eh

Springy: I just heard a noise from pirates cove

Goldie: It's probably Chica. Poor girl.

Freddy Fazbear: shit bonnie jstslammed my door oepn

Goldie: Bye Freddy!

Freddy Fazbear: a-duadjpaijdwp21';eqa

Freddy Fazbear is away

Springy: whats wrong with these guys?

Goldie: They're freaks. Wanna go out and get some pizza?

Springy: sure. lets go

3:17AM

Goldie is away

3:17AM

Springy is away

3:18AM

Bonnie the Bunny renamed this conversation; rapeinprogress afk

I'm scared. Real scared. I hope you guys enjoyed this anyway, this was fucking hilarious to write. XDD

- RSM