Chapter Twenty Nine!

~BIG RED BASE (TECHNICALLY BLU)~

The RED Scout raced around the base, pressing close to the many walls of the structure. At the very back he easily vaulted a chain link fence and found it- a way in.

The RED Spy turned on his teammates;

"Gentlemen…" he drew through gritted teeth, "does the concept of 'stealth' mean NOTHING to you?"

The seven other classes admitted the singing and conga line may have been unnecessary but stealth was really quite boring. Stressed, the Spy started smoking again.

They all glanced up at the quiet sound of rapid footsteps and watched their Scout rejoin them.

"Low open window 'round back," he reported, pointing with his bat.

"Couldn't find a door?" the Demoman enquired, less than willing to do any climbing. Scout shook his head;

"Nah. Well, yeah, but they're reinforced. Would take too long to bust in there."

"Also-it's-very-noisy," the Spy coughed meaningfully. Almost everyone was witless enough to not understand and blame it on the smoking.

"Mate, let's jus' go," the Sniper called from the end of the group. Thank you Sniper.

And alas the RED team finally got moving. The nine mercs made their slow-progress way around the building; by some freak of nature they proceeded undetected. A short while later they reach their first hazard, the chain link fence. One may later refer to the following as a teambuilding activity.

The Scout jumped it without much difficulty and waited. Nobody reacted, merely staring at the fence.

"Will someone give someone a boost?" the Scout sighed impatiently. In response the Heavy grabbed the Engineer and lobbed him over the fence. "Uh… not what I had in mind."

Feel the trust building? Next the Demoman walked over and got a little out of character;

"You'll catch meh, right?" he said, hesitantly climbing up.

"Sure?" the Scout went with, rather unsure.

"A'right, you ready?" he clung precariously to the top, "y'better be ready." He finished, jumping. The Scout and Engineer stepped back, letting him hit the ground.

The other classes followed in a similar manner, accidently kicking each other in the head, landing on and crushing teammates, et cetera. By the time they hauled Heavy's ass to the other side, the Medic was out of patients (see because he's a doctor ah ha ha) and said;

"Screw it, I'm using zhe gate." And he did so.

Well then.

After that was over, the RED team finally got to the window and prepared to get their base back.


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