"I've been thinking, Dawn." Rihanna stirred her food around and around on her plate.
"Oh yeah?"
"This is the last chapter in which nobody dies- before the victor is revealed, that is."
"Dun dun dun."
"Indeed. It seems the author here is trying to be suspenseful."
"Not really working. It's hard to make a casual conversation dramatic. One can't exactly soliloquize about making toast. "
"Rose Windgarden Lullia Flower Blossom could, if she tried."
"Yeah and look what happened to her."
"Seriously, I get so annoyed with the author sometimes. The lack of effort in this fic... terrible. And she just seems determined to kill us off as quickly as possible."
Hmm, wonder why. Can't be your magnetic and in-depth personalities, surely.
"They're on the hovercraft,sir."
"Good." Hands folded behind his back, the President watched the screens of the Game Center. Come to think of it, Seneca wondered, the President had been participating far more actively in this year's Games than usual. Strange.
Yawning, Medusa Tiofa (yup, she's back) wandered into the room and wasted no time in proceeding to sit on Seneca's desk. What was she doing here? Surely she should be on the hovercraft escorting the other tributes as she had done before? That was her job. Things were all very suspicious. It seemed as if there was a sub-plot developing secretly in this fic that the reader might be well advised to pay attention to.
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"Killing and being killed.. those are just ways to pass the time!"
"I feel like there should be an evil laugh inserted there"
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"I will never forgive you."
"I fear no darkness"
"It's beautiful..."
"Allies? Allies."
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"Medusa Tiofa always uses Peachy Perfect shampoo!"
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His only response was: "..."
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"Maybe when you hear the name Bellatrix Lestrange you don't immediately flinch or shiver. Maybe you don't think of the infamous gang known as the Death Eaters, the most faithful followers of the Dark Lord, He-who-must-not-be-named, You-Know-Who... whatever you call him. Maybe, just maybe, you don't automatically switch to a defensive mode, ready to protect yourself and those you love from the evil threats that just a name can conjure up.
If you do not do any of this, you are part of a minority."
"she has to fend for her self"
"This is what happens, Draco, when a child thinks that they can march to the beat of their own drum, when they believe they can choose their own path, or belong to themselves, and not chained by blood to a life they did not ask for. The Rowle children are vessels of Voldemort, Draco. Units in a plan. Numbers in a statistic. Parts in a machine issued with commands. Matter in a churchyard."
"So then, wouldn't you have no choice but to hide? Wouldn't you have no choice but to run and run and run away from anyone that you could ever love because once they got too close you couldn't stop them from hurting you? Wouldn't you have to build those walls taller and taller, not even opening up a tiny bit because you were so scared?"
"he whispered something into her ear that she could only here and she still knows what it is to this day."
""You want to know how I'm still alive? Or why? Every day I've had I've fought for! Because every day is live is another small victory for me, it's another day he hasn't got me. I'm an emaciated bitter sociopath, but don't count me out!"
"She's very different from her family"
"This is my story.
This is my life."
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"Kill the sparkly thing!"
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