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"Hachiman, Komachi-san is finished eating." I immediately retrieve my consciousness as I heard the code 'Komachi'.

"Komachi." I stand up and scan my surroundings to look for my Imouto.

A pain suddenly intrudes my body. "Ouch!"

Who has the guts to hurt me? I glare at the source of those fingers.

What I saw, is one of the people I can't retort.

It seems she doesn't like my attitude as she glares at me.

Silly me, I forgot that she was here before I rest. I'll get into trouble if I will turn it into a habit.

"Ha…ha…ha…" I forced my laugh, but it seems she isn't wavering at all. "…my bad."

I apologize which she accepts as she only sighs and hands me my glasses.

"Good evening everyone, I believe we've all met before…"

She greets everyone while I go in the middle of Komachi and the bug.

Her gaze turns to the three of us. "…except from you two, right?"

"Y-Yes…" Komachi yelps while the bug just bows while blushing.

It seems his youth syndrome attacks him once again.

You need more practice, oh nevermind, just get caught by society so that one pest will be gone forever in Komachi's life.

Komachi locks my arms and whispers. "…Onii-chan, who is this beautiful woman?"

I look at the surroundings, and many unwanted people are present which means that it's not safe to reveal it.

I look at Mari and she nods.

I also nod then look at Komachi. "I don't know, maybe a bystander-Ouch!"

I got hit not at my sides, but at my sideburns.

The commotion causes Komachi, to release my arm, while the woman who hurts me pulls me at her side.

"Fufufu, a bystander…" She nods. "…then, how come this bystander hurting you right now?"

Why is she angry? I thought that we agree with my plan since she nods?

"P-Princess…" I hold her wrist that's pulling my hair and forced her to release it. "…time out."

"Eh…" Komachi suddenly intrudes in the war. "…are you Onii-chan's fiancée?"

Her words cause the unwanted crowd to become silent.

I look at the crowd and saw different males from Kaihin Sogou, staring at me, while a shocked look appears on Yuigahama, Isshiki, and Orimoto?

I thought she knows our relationship? Oh, they know us as a couple, not as an engaged couple.

Hikipedia time:

Relationship in my own Hikipedia contains different levels.

Level 1: Strangers - this is where you only meet the person, but no interaction occurs. If you're lucky enough and meet her a couple more times, then you may fulfill the requirements to level up.

Level 2: Acquaintance – you can already talk to her, but only a limited number of topics. If you can force her to open more about different essential topics then you can level up once again.

Level 3: Friends – this is where you will have more time to be with her. You can already share different conservative topics which also known as 'Secrets.' It is also the turning point where two courses can be chosen.

-First Course: Friends Forever aka BFF – in this course you can maintain the status quo, but at the same time, it will broaden your horizon. You don't only listen to her problems, but you can also give advice and vice versa.

-Second Course: Gambler – this is where you risk everything, as its name, you will gamble your relationship in this course to level up. The bet is not that high, you'll just bet your Level 3 and either go to Level 4 or go back to Level 1 F-O-R-E-V-E-R.

I didn't belittle the bet, because I'm an expert of being treated as a stranger. Yep, I think it hurts.

Level 4: Couple – Congrats, you achieved this level but don't get cocky, since according to my Hiki-research. Around 90% don't last long on this stage and go back to Level 1.

Why? Well, there are many factors affecting the relationship between a couple.

-It's a money-eater. Mostly, boys are the target by this, unless you are too handsome that adapts the skill 'Zone' like the Faker that I know.

-No more secrets. Yes, no more privacy or else it will turn into a war.

-Lust counters Love. If either one of you saw a much more appealing man/woman, you felt inferior having him/her as your lover and find something better.

-Following the flow. You thought the flow is always good? You're naive. A relationship doesn't determine by the flow. It should be used by both mind and feelings. Take me as an example. I had been forced by the flow and now I had suffered from different pain from my fiancée. Only an M, would like that.

There are other more factors, but normies and riajuus mostly experience them, and I don't have the time and effort to observe every one of them.

Level 5: Engaged Couple: If you ever step on this level, it means your life is almost secured. You can finally be with your lover and can start happiness, but the problem is that it's mostly applicable to the first prerequisite since the second is a little bit hard.

Oh, I didn't even explain the Prerequisite, there is two possible way to achieve this level. The Hardworking one, and the Instant one.

-The Hardworking one: this is when you came from Level 1 up to this level. It means you two are blinded too much by love and will experience the reality later on.

-The Instant one: this is where I step. Yep! I don't know what kind of curse hit me that I would even get picked in this kind of situation, but according to my research, the probability of maintaining this kind of relationship is below 30% so I'm dead.

Final Level: The Married one. Congratulations, you are seriously blinded too much by love better get a checkup from a psychiatrist. by the way, you need to go face reality and see if you can maintain your level.

Worry not, if you came from the Hardworking one: then your probability to survive is above 70% since you both got experience in most problems that will hit you on.

If you're in the second one. Then Good Luck mate! Either you survive the Instant one with both of your efforts, or being forced by your parents.

Luckily, I'm in the middle since I'm being forced here but my Fiancée is too good at pampering me which decreased my, 'Like' on her, if only she didn't hurt me then it will decrease faster.

Why decrease? Well, 'Like' is opposite of 'Love' so it means my feelings are working the lesser 'Like' I had, and if the opposite happens, then my 'Logic' side will activate which is really a negative one.

I'm also doing my best to at least decrease her like on me, since maybe she will be my future Darling, Fufufu, I'll check her on a later date.

End of Explanation.

Well, I'm sorry but I skip five levels since I'm loved by God of Rom-Com.

I stop observing my surroundings and start cooling down Mari or should I say warming up?

"Hahaha…" I smile at her while holding her vice grips hands. "…I think we got a little bit of miscommunication before."

She finally starts warming as her eyes soften. "It seems we had…"

She holds my hand and looks at Komachi. "…I am indeed his Fiancée, nice meeting you Komachi-san."

Komachi smiles like an idiot. "Wow! You're too beautiful for Onii-chan."

Excuse me, I'm too rare, so I am too good for her. I'll deduct your Komachi points later.

She immediately grabs Mari which forced her to release my hand and starts making a conversation.

Finally, time to go business. I look at the bug and go near him.

He looks at me with admiration. "Onii-chan, your fiancée is beautiful."

Is this bug trying to sugarcoat me? Heh, my wall for Komachi is too huge for you to climb.

I nod. "Why don't you go home?"

Easy, straight to the point, this bug can't understand indirect conversation so I'll adjust.

He looks at his watch. "It's around 8:30, so I think it is still too early, I already told Nee-chan that I'll go back around 9."

"You got a sister?" I ask him.

I think I said something about a sister when I'm giving him some advice?

"Eh, isn't Nee-san your classmate?" He answers with a question.

"Really?..." I look at his hair, it's bluish white. I think I saw someone like that last Thursday, at the Service Club.

While pondering, something hits me. "…Oi, oi, you're good at misleading people…"

I almost fall from this bug's trap. Trying to fool me? Too early.

He only gave me a questioning look.

"…I already gave you an advice, so immediately go back and plan your future, don't waste any moment here." I shoo him away.

"Onii-chan is right, Taishi!" My Imouto intrudes our conversation.

I attempt to block her from the bug, but I forgot that if she was here, then the security is also here.

She stands near me, with her aura exuding. "Just observe, let your sister do what she wants."

"I'm his brother." I protest.

"That's more the reason you need to observe…" She smiles. "…just watch her grow."

"Tch…" I can't retort to that. Wait.

I smile at her. "…then you should also do the same with me."

Hehehe, I'll be free if she only observes.

She shakes her head. "You're special, so I won't."

"Ehhh, that's sounds unreasonable." I frown.

"Indeed…" She nods and smiles. "…but that's the only thing that works on you."

Is that an insult? Let's see if you can do anything with the rebellious 'me'.

I point at the crowd. "It's your responsibility to explain things to them, I'm tired and I only gain a little energy from the rest."

She nods. "No problem, I already expect that you will let me do the explanation."

I give her a genuine smile. "Thanks, that saves me from a lot of energy." I catch her wrist.

Oh, that's surprising, it seems my instinct activates on its own.

She attempts to pinch at my side. "Hmmm..."

It seems I caught her off-guard at my new skill. Hehehe, this time is only a fluke but next time, it will be flawless.

"…I see..." She smiles and holds my hand. "…keep up the good work, My Lazy Fiancé."

I just shrug.

I felt numerous deadly auras at my back, but I'll let her handle it and watch my Imouto.

Komachi shows her lecturing pose, which she used when I'm lazing around, at the bug.

Oi, that's only exclusive for Onii-chan!

"You should man up and start planning or else your future will be dim." She waves her index finger like a teacher.

Imouto, you're not good either, I only hear you complain every time you open your notes. I am really flabbergasted on how you state those words without hesitating.

"Ah, Y-Yes you're right Komachi-san…" The bug looks at Komachi and slightly blush.

Oi, what's with the mood? Are you confessing? Over my dead body!

"…w-will you help me?" Komachi nods.

Why does this look like a confession? Well, he didn't say the forbidden words so I'll let it slide.

"Of course, what are friends are for…" I look at the bug and he is forcing his smile.

Imouto, you are indirectly killing the mood, even though I should be happy, I can't since I already experience it-I mean my aunt's sister's son.

She cheerfully smiles. "…and I'll always help you anytime since we are like friends forever!" She raises her arm.

I feel sympathy at the bug, on how my Imouto indirectly rejects him. I don't want to look anymore.

The bug forced a smile but looks like he wants to cry. "T-Thanks, Friends forever." He shakily raised his arm.

She gives him a thumbs-up. "That's the motivation!..."

Komachi heads to us. "…Onii-chan, did I do good?"

I want to answer yes, but I don't know if what part? It seems that my Imouto is not only an Idiot but also a dense type. Luckily, I didn't inherit those.

I just pat her head, since I'm about to cry on how things went wrong.

A chuckle can be heard from my side. She whispers. "It seems you are not that heartless."

Me? I can rank myself as the most open-hearted person in my family.

I sigh. "Please fix things now."

She nods and pushes me a little. "Please do well." She heads back to the crowd and starts the explanation.

I pat the shoulder of the pitiful bug. "Well, just do your best, there are things that can't be rushed so take things slow, remember 'One step at a time'."

He smiles at my words. "You're really the best Onii-san!"

Are we on the same page? We are talking about his future school, right?

"Don't call me Onii-san, I'll squash you." He ignores my words and heads back to my Imouto.

Oi, why are you going there? Didn't she already reject you, just go home and be blinded by youth!

While the explanation is on the process, a gloomy atmosphere welcomes me, so my instinct tells me that it will cost me a lot of energy if I go near them.

I decide to wait in the corner, but it seems no one wants to let me save energy.

"Hikigaya-kun!" The older Yukinoshita waves her hands at me.

How did you get free from your sister?

"What?" I give her an annoyed look.

"You don't like to see me?..." I immediately nod.

She starts punching me at my biceps. "…hahaha, you got a nice joke right there."

If you thought it as a joke, why is your punch so strong?

I caught her hand. "So?"

She smiles. "Nothing, I just want to tell you that a war will break out soon…"

She puts her index finger at her chin. "…I think?"

I shrug. "Well, just focus on your life…"

I pat her head. "…it seems it's too difficult, that you shouldn't meddle in others…"

I point at myself. "…like me."

She smiles. "That's impossible, you know!"

"I'm just trying my luck." I casually said.

"Hahaha, then if the subject is about excluding yourself…"

She coldly says. "…it's really impossible."

"Just don't give me too much work and a headache…" I point at her younger sister, who is currently walking to us. "…better give it to her and on the process, please be caught by her."

"Nee-san, I thought you will go to the restroom…" She glares at the older Yukinoshita. "…then why are you here?"

She ignores her sister's glare. "Well, I just want to ask Hikigaya-kun, if he wants to accompany me."

Wow, that's a dangerous statement you got there, try using it on normies, then they will happily accompany you.

"I prefer the bed," I answer.

It seems my words cause a misunderstanding.

A glare from the Younger Yukinoshita and a shocked expression from the older.

"Eh-." It seems the Older can't think right now.

"Are we on the same page?..." I ask. "…I want is a bed to sleep rather than the toilet."

I clarify my words, which cause the mood to lighten.

"Hikigaya-kun…" The younger Yukinoshita massage her temples. "…I know you are lazy, but at least complete your statement next time, or it will cause a lot of misunderstanding."

"Hahaha, Hikigaya-kun…" She falsely chuckles. "…you almost let Onee-san fall for you."

"I'm not interested…" I ignore her last words. "…just go if you need one."

The Younger Yukinoshita accompanies the older one to the restroom.

I yawn. Why does an explanation take so long? I want to head home!

After a while, the Yukinoshita sisters came back, and the explanation finally finished.

...

We bid farewell to the Kaihin Sogou students, and some members of the Student Council, while the rest of us need to use the station or so I thought.

A limousine suddenly arrived in front of us.

"Let's go," Mari said.

I look at the other people, who will get a ride from the Princess?

Komachi pushed me. "Onii-chan, it's us, don't be an idiot and look for other else."

"Eh?" I look at her wide eyes and I think most of us are the same except the Faker.

Mari sighs. "We have a family dinner tonight; our parents and grandfather are already in the place and they are waiting for us."

I look at Komachi and she nods.

"Why do you know about this?" I ask my Imouto.

"Well, Dad and Mom told me about this last Friday, but you leave early and I forgot about it." She cheekily smiles.

I'll distort that smile if you will always forget something so annoying and energy wasting.

I try to emit a gloomy aura, but another gloomy aura envelope the place. I look at the source and saw the remaining people with us.

Did they hear what this idiotic chick said?

I ask her. "Is there a bed in that place?"

She pinches my cheek. "There is none for your laziness, and complete your sentence next time, it can cause misunderstanding."

I see, so you are the reason why I can freely use my shortening of words.

"Okay." I lazily answer.

I turn around. "See you later…"

And points my fingers at the Older Yukinoshita. "…except you."

"Eh! Who knows?..." She smirks. "…maybe we will meet tomorrow."

Is that a threat? I think it's a threat.

"Ha…ha…ha… Stop joking around." I immediately head inside the car.

"Komachi opens the window. "Goodbye, Yui-san, Yukino-san, Haruno-nee and Taishi, Goodbye everyone."

They all nod and bid farewell.

"Hikigaya-kun…" I look at the voice and saw the Younger Yukinoshita wave her hand. "…see you tomorrow."

"Yeah."

"See you tomorrow Hikki!" The bubbly hair chimes in.

"Yeah."

"Senpai!..." The fox shouts.

"Yeah."

"… I'm not finished with my words." She pouts.

"Yeah."

"Hikigaya-kun!..." I felt a chill in my spine. "…See you tomorrow as well, Okay?"

Is that really not a joke? "I-I wonder."

"You should say…" She changes her tone to a lazy one. "…Yeah."

I just ignore her words and bid farewell to the others, even with the faker.

I nudge Komachi, to sit with Mari then I lie in the solo sofa.

"I'll take a nap," I tell them.

"Onii-chan you're too lazy!"

"Let him sleep Komachi-san, he is really tired as he came from that place."

"You really know, where I came from…Well, thanks for spoiling me and letting me rest."

She smiles then looks at Komachi. "It seems we will take time before arriving, so you can ask me anything."

Komachi smiles. "Really! Then let's chat a lot of things Mari-Onee-chan."

"We should minimize our tone, or your Onii-chan will not rest properly."

"You spoil him too much!" Komachi pouts.

"Hehe Komachi, if spoiling, then you are the one who spoils me the most," I said.

"Hahaha, then give me a lot of Komachi points!"

"Alright, but let me take a nap."

"Okay!"

They start their conversation as I heard a buzzing sound which means they minimize their words.

I'll just take a nap.

What a tiring day I got, Training, date with the Fire Witch, Protecting Komachi from a bug, and later a Family Dinner.

A.N.

I don't know when will be the next update, but it will be next week.