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Why is my Life a Secret?

Ricky: Amy, I want to marry you. Why don't you know that yet?

Amy: I don't know, maybe because you just told me?

Ricky: Please Amy…I'll do anything…take my clothes off…love you…take my clothes off…

Ben: I warned you, Ricky. I told you to stay away from MY woman.

Ricky: Oh yeah? Well…what are you going to do about it?

Narrator: Weeeeeeellllllllll…….that set off Benny! He strips himself of his regular clothes, revealing his sausage costume!

Ben: I AMMMM IDENTITY CRISIS BOYYYYY!

Everyone: I.C.B! I.C.B! I.C.B!

Ricky: Well…didn't know we were stipping, but okay. (is naked)

Jack: OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! GOOOOOOOO DRUMMER BOYYYYYY! KEEP HITTING THAT!

Everyone: (stares)

Narrator: Starting off SLATWW, Identity Crisis Boy or I.C.B, grabs a sausage and hits Drummer Boy with it!

Amy: Left, right! No. No! LEFT! DAMN IT!!!! LEFTTTT!

Narrator: Drummer Boy grabs a sausage too…wait that's not a sausage…that's his-

Ben: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: That's a whole lot of man!

Amy: That's MY MAN! WHOO! GO BEN!

Ricky: Gross, I touched it!

Ben: (pees on Ricky) Take that Drummer Boy!

Ricky: Noooooo! The smell….I can't take it!!!!

Narrator: It looks like a victory for Identity Crisis Boy!

Grace: You guys! You shouldn't fight! That's not the right way!

Adrian: Oh, gosh. Look at Ben! BEN! I'm your biggest fan! (flashes him)

Ben: …boobs…(passes out with Ricky)

Narrator: Never mind…they're both down…it's undecided!

Amy: Not for me it's not…I married Ben!

Adrian: Not legally.

Amy: Whatever.

Ricky: I'm up! (tackled by Ben) …I'm down.