disclaimer- HAHA! I own my CAT! ...other than that, nothing really.
Chapter Twenty Nine- The Bad Luck Curse
After last chapter's excursion, Bakura stomped angrily over to Cat, still dripping wet from dunking his head in the sink.
"You… you…" Bakura threateningly pointed his finger at Cat.
Unfortunately, Bakura's bad luck was still in effect, because he tripped on the soapbar that had fallen on the floor when Bakura had pretty much thrown himself into the sink.
Bakura cried uncharacteristically, "Whahahaha! I still have my bad luck!"
Hiei scratched his chin, "What's another way to get rid of the bad luck curse?"
Fuzz again opened the HDBWHW, which now appears that it's proper name is FDBWHW, for Fuzz's Definition Booklet of Words in Human World, seeing as how Fuzz has been using it a bit lately.
However, regardless of name, Fuzz read, "One of the suggested ways of ridding yourself of the bad luck curse is to sprinkle ashes on your head, rain dance around a circular object and say 'Fuzz is the bestest'."
Bakura rolled his eyes, "'Fuzz is the bestest'?"
Fuzz shrugged, "Okay, I made that part up, but the rest of it is right out of here!" he pointed to a finely written section.
Conveniently at that moment, a chef burned some food to a crisp and was about to throw out the ashes.
Bakura gasped, intercepting him, "Gimme those!" he threw the black crud on his hair, his hair now resembling a dalmation's fur. Hurriedly, he ran to a table and circled 'round it, "Blehbleh bleh, gimme rain! Um... lotsa rain! Pretty, pretty... please?"
Well, the rain dance theory didn't work any better than the salt or the hot sauce. Did anybody think it would?
As Bakura danced around, some ashes fell in his eyes, causing him to howl out in pain, "OWWIE!" he pointed angrily at the sky, "She's out to get me!"
Hiei blinked, "Who?"
Bakura growled, "What? You can't think of who's causing me pain!"
The fire demon thought, "Um... the rain goddess?"
Bakura sighed, feeling the argument not even to be worth the unlucky words that would come out of his mouth.
Fuzz shrugged, "Maybe there's something else in here…" he looked back at the remedies and found some sticky notes with ones from reviewers, "Hmm, dragon shadow said to stand on your head and belch… wanna try?"
Bakura groaned, "Why not! It sounds like crack, but hey, if it gets rid of my bad luck, let's do it!"
Many of the little preschoolers helped Bakura steady himself on the wall doing a headstand.
The hungry patrons watched as Bakura went through several facial expressions, before, "BBBUUUUUURRRRPP!"
Hiei scrunched up his face, "How are you now, Bakie-kun?"
Bakura winced as he flopped onto his side into a pile of salt from last chapter, "ACCHOOO! -sniff- Not any better."
"Hm," Fuzz found another, "Well, Dreammistress Jade says that what you really should do is the chicken dance in front of an audience of thirteen people, yell 'HI HO LYLA', eat two small carrot sticks and jump over a white cat…"
Bakura stomped over to Fuzz, bumping his toe every two steps, "NO WAY! THAT'D NEVER WORK!"
Fuzz pouted, "You gotta do something, Bakie-kun! If you don't, you'll be unlucky for the rest of your life… um, afterlife!"
Since Bakura just had to get rid of his bad luck and since he really had no say in what happened from chapter to chapter, he grunted disdainfully.
"Hiei, Fuzz, Cat, Bunny, Pocky, Kitty, Jade, Izil, Jazlynn, Dark, Spongie, Saku-chan, Amy! Watch me!" Bakura lowered his head and winced, "And may Ra be with Dreammistress Jade should this not work."
A bouncing song started up on the radio in the background, conveniently enough.
"I dun wanna be a chicken, I dun wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt!" CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP! "I dun wanna be a chicken, I dun wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt!" CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP! Bakura began singing 'du-du-du-du' as he twirled with each of them, before: "HI HO LYLA!"
Hiei clapped excitedly, "Hi didley dee! A demon's life for me!"
Hurriedly, Bakura snatched two carrot sticks from a person's meal and downed them in seconds. Just as he was jumping up and down for no apparent reason, the authoresses's cat ran under his feet.
Galux dragged the feline off the stage, "FLIP! Don't get in the way!"
Everyone looked on expectantly.
"Did it work?" asked a random customer, trying to ignore the rather evil looking food on his plate.
Bakura bit his lip very hard before laughing triumphantly, "HAHA! I didn't cut my lip! I'm cured!" he danced around happily.
Fuzz raised an eyebrow, "What kind of test is that?"
Dreammistress Jade spoke softly from her reviewer's seat, "Shhh. At least he's not at my neck for making him look like a fool."
I'm so tired. It's my junior year of high school and it truly is the hardest (especially with teachers who can't teach). And my tiredness means I'm more likely to be completely lazy and not think when I'm at home... boooo. Dat stinks. Sehr schleckt (that's such a cool word). I don't think I really need ideas at this time as much as I need some peace of mind (or some piece of mind, either is good).
Oh, and I really do have a cat named Flip. She's really sweet and friendly and OLD and she has the cutest meows and purrs. Though she can be a stupid, little, pukey cat when she puts her mind to it. (Flip- Meow!)And now she's happy because I gave her a shout out on the net and has gone back to napping on a pillow.
...And if anybody is interested, I have a new fic which is a Yugioh parody of the anime Spiral. Even if you don't really know what Spiral's about or don't care about spoilers, go and check it out. It written pretty much the same styleas Smoothie and it's even got my Narrator (Narrator- and I'm still paid nothing!). Um, yeah. That's all.
Pwetty please review?
