No, but seriously

How in hell did I get this far?

I found the typing font for pesterlogs... right after I had the first conversation done with


Act 6; part 1

== Years in the past, but not that many

adiosSpaceship [AS] began pestering digitalInfiltrator [DI]

AS: I've been thinking

DI: That's always a good thing

AS: Zhut up! Let me continue

DI: Fine

AS: Az I zaid, I've been thinking

AS: And I might have an idea to dezorient the trollz

AS: It haz to do with name changing and hacking zkillz

DI: Fine, let's hear your brilliant plan

AS: Hey now, I know changing our chumhandlez alone would be ztupid

AS: Zeriouzly; that would be juzt dumb

AS: But if we changed them in a way that'z completely uncomon to pezterchum

AS: Then it zhould at leazt make it harder to find uz

DI: ...

DI: That's actually good

DI: I'm surprised

DI: I think I can make it work but you'll need to change your name with something that has the initials you want

AS: Are you going to capitalize our handlez?

AS: 'Cauze I'm all for that

DI: Yez, I'll capitalize our chumhandles

AS: Zweet!

AS: Can you change yourz into zomething with B on in?

AS: I want your name to be "Bineary"

AS: 'Cauze bad writting of wordz iz where iz at

DI: Fine, whatever

DI: Here

digitalInfiltrator [DI] sent file: pcistooeasy8

AS: Ressieved!

AS: Give me a zecond

adiosSpaceship [AS] changed her chumhandle to missSardonically [MS]

MS: Ok, initialz ready on my zide

digitalInfiltrator [DI] changed his chumhandle to ballisticFatality [BF]

BF: Ready to go

BF: Really, you waiting for me makes this somewhat annoying

MS: Zhut up, you like it a lot

MS: I can zmell it from here

BF: I also find anoying that you use the word smell just to use your weird quirk

MS: I'm a complicated perzon

MS: Or in other wordz, a complicated cookie

BF: ...

BF: I'm not gonna ask

missSardonically [MS] changed her name to MoonShoes [MS]

MS: There, I finizhed the prossez, you happy?

BF: You do remember this was your idea, right?

MS: Yez, but you're fun to mezz with

BF: This better work Aresta

ballisticFatality [BF] changed his chumhandle to BinearyFReak [BF]

MS: No fair, yourz iz all upz and downz

MS: Actually, forget it, I'm pleazed with mine az it iz

MS: Moon zhoez iz an unapressiated pun no one will ever get

BF: You tend to ramble a lot when talking to me

BF: So much actually that I feel like you're talking to yourself sometimes

BF: Then I remember it's you

BF: So yeah, definitely talking to yourself here

MS: Well, it'z not like there'z much more to do

MS: Juzt wait and zee if it workz

BF: Yeah, you're right

MS: Oh, got to zprint now

MS: Pyl!

MoonShoes [MS] ceased pestering BinearyFReak [BF]

== And even more time before that

- fractalQuestioner [FQ]began pestering nonsensicalNotion [NN] -

FQ: Hel00

FQ: I7 seems as th0ugh I will have 70 be 7he link be7ween us

FQ: As my c0mpani0ns seem 70 be unwillingly

NN: Uhmm

NN: I think you got the wrong chum

NN: Although I have no idea how that could've happen

FQ: I assure y0u 7ha7 I'm n07 mis7aken

FQ: Y0u'll unders7and 7his sh0r7ly as well

NN: Ok

NN: If you're not wrong

NN: Then who are you?

FQ: I'm afraid I can'7 answer 7ha7 jus7 ye7

FQ: I can 7ell y0u wha7 I am 7h0ugh

NN: Sure

FQ: I am a 7r0ll, well a semi-7r0ll 70 be precise

FQ: I'm half human, half 7r0ll

NN: Ok, I've heard of trolls

NN: But since I've never heard of anyone call themselves a semi-troll

NN: I'll suppose you're trying to tell me you're half-alien

NN: Which is amazing really

FQ: I am glad y0u're ch00sing 70 believe me

NN: Oh, I don't believe you

NN: I just think this is fun

FQ: Well, 7ha7 w0rks f0r me

NN: One question though

FQ: Wha7 w0uld i7 be?

NN: Why are you telling me this if you can't tell me who you are?

NN: Isn't your species kind of part of that?

FQ: I7 may surprise y0u bu7 n0

NN: Now I feel bad

NN: God

FQ: If i7 makes y0u feel any be77er

FQ: Y0u'll kn0w wh0 I am 0n due 7ime

FQ: Y0u'll als0 kn0w why I c0uldn'7 7ell y0u myself

NN: That sounds like something out of a video game or something

NN: I'm sort of amazed

FQ: I have 70 leave n0w

FQ: Bu7 I'll 7alk 70 y0u again

FQ: I h0pe we ge7 al0ng well

- fractalQuestioner [FQ]ceased trolling nonsensicaNotion [NN] -