No, but seriously
How in hell did I get this far?
I found the typing font for pesterlogs... right after I had the first conversation done with
Act 6; part 1
== Years in the past, but not that many
adiosSpaceship [AS] began pestering digitalInfiltrator [DI]
AS: I've been thinking
DI: That's always a good thing
AS: Zhut up! Let me continue
DI: Fine
AS: Az I zaid, I've been thinking
AS: And I might have an idea to dezorient the trollz
AS: It haz to do with name changing and hacking zkillz
DI: Fine, let's hear your brilliant plan
AS: Hey now, I know changing our chumhandlez alone would be ztupid
AS: Zeriouzly; that would be juzt dumb
AS: But if we changed them in a way that'z completely uncomon to pezterchum
AS: Then it zhould at leazt make it harder to find uz
DI: ...
DI: That's actually good
DI: I'm surprised
DI: I think I can make it work but you'll need to change your name with something that has the initials you want
AS: Are you going to capitalize our handlez?
AS: 'Cauze I'm all for that
DI: Yez, I'll capitalize our chumhandles
AS: Zweet!
AS: Can you change yourz into zomething with B on in?
AS: I want your name to be "Bineary"
AS: 'Cauze bad writting of wordz iz where iz at
DI: Fine, whatever
DI: Here
digitalInfiltrator [DI] sent file: pcistooeasy8
AS: Ressieved!
AS: Give me a zecond
adiosSpaceship [AS] changed her chumhandle to missSardonically [MS]
MS: Ok, initialz ready on my zide
digitalInfiltrator [DI] changed his chumhandle to ballisticFatality [BF]
BF: Ready to go
BF: Really, you waiting for me makes this somewhat annoying
MS: Zhut up, you like it a lot
MS: I can zmell it from here
BF: I also find anoying that you use the word smell just to use your weird quirk
MS: I'm a complicated perzon
MS: Or in other wordz, a complicated cookie
BF: ...
BF: I'm not gonna ask
missSardonically [MS] changed her name to MoonShoes [MS]
MS: There, I finizhed the prossez, you happy?
BF: You do remember this was your idea, right?
MS: Yez, but you're fun to mezz with
BF: This better work Aresta
ballisticFatality [BF] changed his chumhandle to BinearyFReak [BF]
MS: No fair, yourz iz all upz and downz
MS: Actually, forget it, I'm pleazed with mine az it iz
MS: Moon zhoez iz an unapressiated pun no one will ever get
BF: You tend to ramble a lot when talking to me
BF: So much actually that I feel like you're talking to yourself sometimes
BF: Then I remember it's you
BF: So yeah, definitely talking to yourself here
MS: Well, it'z not like there'z much more to do
MS: Juzt wait and zee if it workz
BF: Yeah, you're right
MS: Oh, got to zprint now
MS: Pyl!
MoonShoes [MS] ceased pestering BinearyFReak [BF]
== And even more time before that
- fractalQuestioner [FQ]began pestering nonsensicalNotion [NN] -
FQ: Hel00
FQ: I7 seems as th0ugh I will have 70 be 7he link be7ween us
FQ: As my c0mpani0ns seem 70 be unwillingly
NN: Uhmm
NN: I think you got the wrong chum
NN: Although I have no idea how that could've happen
FQ: I assure y0u 7ha7 I'm n07 mis7aken
FQ: Y0u'll unders7and 7his sh0r7ly as well
NN: Ok
NN: If you're not wrong
NN: Then who are you?
FQ: I'm afraid I can'7 answer 7ha7 jus7 ye7
FQ: I can 7ell y0u wha7 I am 7h0ugh
NN: Sure
FQ: I am a 7r0ll, well a semi-7r0ll 70 be precise
FQ: I'm half human, half 7r0ll
NN: Ok, I've heard of trolls
NN: But since I've never heard of anyone call themselves a semi-troll
NN: I'll suppose you're trying to tell me you're half-alien
NN: Which is amazing really
FQ: I am glad y0u're ch00sing 70 believe me
NN: Oh, I don't believe you
NN: I just think this is fun
FQ: Well, 7ha7 w0rks f0r me
NN: One question though
FQ: Wha7 w0uld i7 be?
NN: Why are you telling me this if you can't tell me who you are?
NN: Isn't your species kind of part of that?
FQ: I7 may surprise y0u bu7 n0
NN: Now I feel bad
NN: God
FQ: If i7 makes y0u feel any be77er
FQ: Y0u'll kn0w wh0 I am 0n due 7ime
FQ: Y0u'll als0 kn0w why I c0uldn'7 7ell y0u myself
NN: That sounds like something out of a video game or something
NN: I'm sort of amazed
FQ: I have 70 leave n0w
FQ: Bu7 I'll 7alk 70 y0u again
FQ: I h0pe we ge7 al0ng well
- fractalQuestioner [FQ]ceased trolling nonsensicaNotion [NN] -
