The next day, the gang got a phone call from Michael. He and Jane were in Tennessee for a week and they organized a surprise for the gang.

'Hey guys! Tennessee is great! Jane adores it here! We'll be back in a few days! Oh, and by the way, you're gonna be getting a visit from a few Jackasses that Jane and I know. Have fun!'

Connor frowned.

'The fuck is he talkin' about?' he muttered.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the front door. Everyone turned.

'Can somebody get the door?' called Rebecca from upstairs.

Murphy got up and opened the door. He nearly fell over in surprise.

'Hey! Michael called us and said we should film a few skits for Jackass 4 with you guys.'

'Johnny Knoxville?' said Murphy, astonished.

Suddenly, Bam came up from behind Johnny. He slapped Murphy in the face with baby powder.

'BOOM!'

Murphy stumbled backwards.

'What the fuck?' he growled.

Just as Murphy went to take a swing at Bam, Emily came downstairs. She rushed to stop Murphy.

'Baby, relax,' she said, 'it's for a movie…'

She looked up at Johnny. She smiled.

'Well, hello there,' she said with a flirtatious smile.

'Well, hello there,' smiled Johnny.

'I'm a…really huge fan,' stuttered Emily, 'c-can I get your autograph?'

'Of course, beautiful,' smiled Johnny.

Emily giggled as Johnny signed her right breast. Murphy growled.

Emily swooned slightly. Johnny laughed.

'I'm getting this tattooed,' said Emily, 'I got my tit signed by Johnny fucking Knoxville!'

'WHAT?' growled Murphy, 'YER WHAT?'

'EVERYBODY RUN!' yelled Rocco, 'HE'S GONNA BLOW!'

Murphy growled and stomped away, fuming. Everyone stared, dumbfounded.

'Was it something I said?' said Emily innocently.

Isabelle blinked furiously. She didn't know what to say.

'I don't know, Mamacita,' said Romeo, 'but he's pissed.'

Just then, Rebecca came downstairs. She was putting in her earrings.

'What's all the yelling…?'

Rebecca looked directly at Johnny. She smirked.

'Well, hello, gorgeous,' she said with a flirtatious smile.

'Looks like you got two die-hard fans,' laughed Bam.

'Two hot die-hard fans,' chuckled Johnny, winking at Rebecca.

Rebecca swooned. Connor glared.

'What's your issue, bro?' asked Johnny.

'I suggest we get down to business before you get punched in the face,' said Preston.

'Good idea,' said Johnny.

Everyone walked into the backyard. Murphy was sitting by the pool, still fuming.

'Let's go over the skits,' said Johnny, 'Jane helped construct them.'

'Sounds like a plan,' smiled Isabelle.

Connor wrapped his arms around Rebecca's waist, glaring at Johnny.

Bam looked at the heart tattoo on Rebecca's left breast. He smiled.

'Nice tit,' he said, 'I mean…nice tat.'

Connor growled at Bam, baring his teeth.

'Connor, behave,' said Rebecca, 'no Werewolf Connor.'

'It's kinda hard not to look,' laughed Preston, 'holy Weapons Of Mass Distraction, Batman.'

Isabelle giggled. Connor hissed.

'Connor,' scolded Rebecca, 'no.'

'So, what are the skits?' asked Romeo.

'Jane cooked them up,' said Bam, 'who knew a goth chick could come up with all this hilarity?'

'Because Jane's that awesome,' said Rocco, 'she's like us in more ways than one.'

'The twins will be involved in this one,' said Bam, 'all three of us.'

'Whack-A-Bro?' said Emily.

'It's like Whack-A-Mole only it's your husbands and we get to smack them,' said Bam.

'Yes!' said Emily, high-fiving her sister, 'this is gonna be fun!'

'Here's one for entertainment,' said Johnny, 'Blind Sex Date.'

Rebeca read the skit. She sniggered.

'Oh, fuck…' she laughed, 'he's gonna flip shit…'

'Oh, hell yes!' laughed Isabelle, 'fuck!'

'Well, let's get started!' said Rocco.

'I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!'

Everyone cheered. Johnny smiled at the camera.

'Today we got some skits from the famous Saints Society!' he said, 'say hello to the camera, everyone!'

'I'm Rebecca!'

'I'm Emily!'

'I'm Isabelle!'

'I'm Rocco!'

'I'm Connor!'

'I'm Murphy!'

'And I'm Romeo!'

'WE'RE THE SAINTS SOCIETY!'

'Alright!' said Bam, 'we got three really hot chicks joining us and ganging up on the boys. First, it's Whack-A-Bro!'

Emily and Rebecca were both holding mallets in their hands, laughing. Bam walked over and joined them.

'Hot damn…' he said, looking at their breasts, 'you could whack me with those any day of the week.'

Connor and Murphy growled, baring their teeth. The twins laughed.

'Sorry, Bam,' said Emily, 'we're taken.'

Bam looked at Emily's tattoo. He scoffed.

'Bam gets whatever girl he wants whenever he wants,' he smirked, 'includes hot French chicks.'

'SHUT YER FUCKIN' MOUTH BEFORE I CUT YER DICK OFF!' growled Murphy.

'Enough fighting!' said Johnny, 'get whacking!'

Emily, Rebecca and Bam raised their mallets and commenced whacking. Emily and Rebecca were having fun.

'That's gonna leave a mark!' laughed Rocco, 'though Murphy likes getting whacked around by his wife!'

'Shut it, Rocco!' growled Murphy.

Bam, Emily, and Rebecca laughed, continuing their beat down until Johnny stopped them.

'And cut!'

Emily and Rebecca fell backwards, laughing hysterically. Connor and Murphy were both panting and groaning in pain.

Suddenly, Wee-Man snuck up behind Murphy. He bit him right on the ass.

'OUCH!'

Emily and Rebecca laughed even harder now, followed by Isabelle, Rocco, and Romeo. Murphy's face went red.

'WHAT IS IT WITH FUCKIN' MIDGETS AND MY ASS?' he growled.

'You an' yer fuckin' midgets!' said Connor.

Wee-Man laughed and ran away. The twins were still laughing.

'Are you okay, girls?' asked Preston.

Neither of the girls could answer. They were laughing too much.

'Alright!' said Johnny, 'next!'

Connor was ready for the next one: Rope-A-Dope. If Connor failed to lasso Wee-Man, Bam and Murphy were gonna hit him in the face with a fish.

'You got this, baby!' cheered Rebecca, 'come on!'

Connor smiled at Rebecca. Rebecca smiled back.

Connor got the rope ready. He twirled it, channelling his inner cowboy. Unfortunately, he failed.

SMACK!

Everyone laughed as Bam and Murphy each slapped Connor in the face with a fish. Connor stumbled back, disgusted.

'OH, YOU LIKE-A DA FISH?' said Murphy in a Chinese accent, 'YOU LIKE-A DA FISH, CONNOR?'

Everyone laughed harder now. Connor punched Murphy in the shoulder.

Emily and Rebecca were huddled together laughing. Isabelle was being held up by both Romeo and Rocco.

'Well, that was better than expected!' laughed Preston.

'In-fucking-deed!' said Johnny, 'in-fucking-deed!'

The final stunt was the Blind Sex Date. Connor was stripped to his boxers and tied to his bed with rope. He was gonna be blindfolded. He was expecting to be having sex with Rebecca, but he was horribly wrong.

'Tie him up good, Becca,' said Preston, 'make sure he can't escape.'

Rebecca double-knotted each rope. She was in her red bra and panties with the black lace. Connor purred as Rebecca crawled all over him as she tied him up.

'God dammit, Rebecca…' he purred, 'fuck…'

Rebecca giggled. She finished her tie job then put on the blindfold on Connor. She put her lips to his ear.

'I'm gonna do nasty things to you,' she said, 'nasty, nasty things.'

Connor laughed. Rebecca smiled and got off the bed, walking beside Bam.

'Bring her out,' whispered Johnny.

'Oh, God!' whispered Rebecca, 'you got her?'

'That angry lesbian from the plant?' whispered Bam, 'Mike told us about her.'

Rebecca giggled as Rose climbed on the bed and began tickling Connor with Rebecca's feather boa.

'Mmm…Becca-Bear…' giggled Connor, 'that tickles…'

Rebecca clapped her hand over her mouth, trying her hardest not to laugh and ruin it.

Rose then began to run her nails up Connor's legs. Connor squirmed.

'Dammit, Rebecca…' he purred, 'mmm…'

Bam and Johnny sniggered silently. Rebecca's eyes were full of tears of laughter.

Then, cringing slightly, Rose pressed her lips to Connor's. That did it.

Rebecca burst into hysterical laughter. She couldn't keep it in.

'What's so funny?' asked Connor, 'why is everyone laughing?'

Johnny took off Connor's blondfold. Connor shrieked.

'WHAT THE FUCK?'

'Surprise!' said Preston, 'it's Rosengurtle from the plant!'

Connor's cheeks went bright red. Everyone laughed hysterically.

Rose looked at Rebecca.

'You're a beautiful girl,' she said, 'believe me when I say this: You can do so much better.'

Rose walked out. Everyone laughed even harder now.

Rebecca was laughing so hard, she accidentally fell into Bam's arms.

'Oh!' said Bam, grabbing Rebecca's breasts, 'I'm sorry, honey!'

'GET YER FUCKIN' HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!' roared Connor.

'Aww,' said Bam, 'but she's so hot.'

'Don' you fuckin' dare…' growled Connor.

Bam didn't listen. He pressed his lips to Rebecca, giving her a big, sloppy kiss.

Rebecca struggled, but she didn't push. Bam slid his tongue into Rebecca's before pulling away, laughing.

'I FUCKIN' MEAN IT, MARGERA!' growled Connor, 'THAT'S MY FUCKIN' WOMAN YER TOUCHIN'!'

Bam pulled Rebecca close to him. He lifted her leg up with one hand and used the other to squeeze her ass.

'You're so feisty!' he laughed, 'damn, girl!'

Bam was distracted. Johnny un-tied Connor. That's when it all went down.

'RAAAAAAAAAA!'

Rebecca moved as Connor speared Bam to the floor, punching him in the face.

'YE FUCKIN' PERVERT!' he growled with each punch, 'YE DON' FUCKIN' TOUCH MY FUCKIN' WOMAN, YE SICK FUCK!'

Rebecca tried pulling Connor off Bam. It failed.

'DON' YE FUCKIN' TOUCH ME!' growled Connor, 'NOT NOW!'

Rebecca cowered in the corner. Finally, Connor got off Bam. He was fuming.

'We're fuckin' done here!' he said, 'everyone out!'

Later after everyone left, Rebecca ran Connor a cold bath to soothe his joints. She wondered why he was quiet.

'Connor, are you okay?' she asked.

Connor didn't say anything. He kept his lips tight together, glaring at the wall.

'Connor?' said Rebecca.

'Rebecca, I'm hurt,' said Connor quietly.

'I know you are,' said Rebecca, 'I got you good.'

'Not physically,' said Connor, 'emotionally.'

'Why?' asked Rebecca.

'Ye let Bam kiss ye,' said Connor, 'ye didn't stop him or nothin'. Ye let it happen.'

'Connor, I'm sorry,' whispered Rebecca, 'I was so caught in the moment, I didn't think.'

'That's bullshit, Rebecca,' said Connor, 'I don't believe you.'

Rebecca gasped. That hurt her.

Connor looked at Rebecca. Rebecca turned her head. She clapped her hand over her mouth and sobbed.

'Baby?' said Connor, 'are ye cryin'?'

Rebecca didn't answer. She just shook, sobbing silently.

Connor turned to place a hand on Rebecca's shoulder. Rebecca pushed Connor's hand away, sobbing harder.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. It was Emily.

'Hey,' she said, peeking her head through the door, 'are you okay?'

Rebecca shook her head.

Emily walked in and sat next to her sister, hugging her.

'What's wrong?' she asked.

'Bam kissed me,' whispered Rebecca.

'Oh,' said Emily, 'how's Connor taking it?'

'Ask the asshole,' sneered Rebecca.

'Not too well, I'm assuming,' said Emily.

Connor cleared his throat.

'I didn't believe 'er when she said she got caught in the moment,' he said, 'I kinda, sorta, really made 'er cry.'

Emily didn't answer. She grabbed a shampoo bottle and hit Connor over the head with it, hard.

'OW!' said Connor, 'what the fuck?'

'You fucking asshole!' hissed Emily, hitting Connor over the head with her hand.

'What the fuck is goin' on in here?' said Murphy, storming into the bathroom.

'Your asshole brother made my sister cry,' said Emily.

'Ye fuckin' dick!' growled Murphy, hitting Connor over the head, 'was this because of the Bam thing?'

'Ow! Yes!' said Connor, 'fuck!'

'Ye know that Bam's married ta some Melissa chick, right?' said Murphy.

'Then why did he kiss Rebecca?' asked Connor, 'enlighten me!'

'He's a celebrity, ass-jack!' said Murphy, 'he was doin' it ta get ye goin'!'

Connor sighed. He looked at his sobbing wife, his eyes full of sorrow.

'Come here.'

Emily moved over so Connor could sit next to Rebecca. He wrapped his arms around her, cradling her head to his.

'I'm sorry, Becca-Bear,' he said, stroking Rebecca's hair, 'I guess I let my jealousy get the best of me.'

'Ya think?' said Murphy.

'Murphy,' scolded Emily.

Connor looked into Rebecca's eyes. He sighed.

'Can ye forgive a stupid Irishman?' he asked, 'please?'

Rebecca sighed. She pressed her lips to Connor's, kissing him deeply.

Emily smiled as Rebecca pulled away from the kiss. Rebecca smiled at Connor.

'The stupid Irishman is forgiven,' she said.

Connor smiled. He embraced Rebecca, hugging her close.

'Aww…' said Emily, 'aren't they adorable?'

'They're adorable,' said Murphy, 'but they're not as adorable as we are.'

Emily laughed.