"I can't believe Grandpa would burn Aunt Selina's bakery down," Regina said, pouting. "And I thought he was such a nice man!"

"Well, here's a lesson about my father," Kol told his daughter. "If he likes you, he's nice to you, but if he hates you, he's...not so nice. And your aunt is one of the people he doesn't like, which is why he burned her bakeries down."

"That's still a bad thing to do," Regina said. "Can he not watch me anymore?"

"Oh, I'm sure he'll be pleased to be fired," Kol said dryly. "That'll probably put you on his list."

"But I'm only eight!" Regina pointed out.

"It doesn't matter," Kol told her. "I was younger than that when I was on his list."

The phone rang and Margot rolled her eyes. "I bet it's Amy again. I should probably answer the phone and listen to her cry cause I'm a good sister."

"But you don't have to, you know," Kol reminded her.

"This will be the last time," Margot replied. "At least for awhile, anyway." She went to get the phone and listened to her sister sob. "I can't believe he would just cheat like that!" Amy cried. "I mean, I should have expected it, but honestly, I thought he'd turned around!"

"Look on the bright side," Margot said, trying to refocus her sister. "At least it wasn't you that he cheated on. Did you think about that? And Jonathan cheated on you with me, and you didn't get all worked up, so why are you getting all worked up now?"

"I'm not getting worked up for me!" Amy corrected her sister. "I'm getting worked up because his poor ex-wife, you know, the woman he was married to when he committed this horrible indescretion?"

"Yeah, what about her?" Margot asked.

"Well, she's married to Klaus' brother now, and I know where they live!" Amy said. Then, she stopped crying and gasped.

"What?" Margot asked. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine!" Amy replied. "I think I'm gonna go tell her!"

"Tell who what?" Margot asked.

"Tell Klaus' ex-wife that he cheated on her!" Amy cried. "I think she deserves to know! Thanks for the talk!"

"Oh, you're welcome," Margot replied. "Any time."

Then, Amy hung up and Margot looked at Kol. "That was weird."

"Did Amy hang up on you?" Kol asked.

"Yeah," Margot replied. "Cause she's about to do something really dumb: go tell Klaus' ex-wife that he cheated on her."

Kol chuckled. "I can't believe your sister is gonna be dumb enough to tell Lonely Heart that Nik cheated on her. Does she know what a stupid idea that is?"

"No, I don't think so," Margot replied. "But even if she did, it probably wouldn't stop her from opening her big fat mouth."


"Amy!" Selina said as Amy strode purposefully through her and Elijah's front door, a look of anger on her face that caused Selina concern. "Are you...are you all right?"

"No," Amy sighed, pushing Selina down into a chair and locking eyes with her, and grabbing her shoulders. "Now, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think you need to know this: Klaus cheated on you with a friend of mine while you were married, and he got her pregnant."

"He did?" Selina asked. "When did that happen?"

"He said it was around the time you got pregnant by one of your exes."

"Oh, yeah," Selina nodded. "Then."

Amy let her go, stunned by her blase attitude. "Did you not hear what I said? How can you be so calm?"

Selina sighed. "In our whole relationship, Nicky and I both did things we shouldn't be proud of. It's not really my place to be mad at him for cheating when I did the same thing to him."

"Fine," Amy replied, standing up. "If you're not mad, I guess I'll have to be mad enough for both of us!"

She strode out the door and headed home, expecting to have to face Klaus again, but he wasn't there, and instead, Robbie was sitting on the sofa, seemingly alone.

"Where is your mother?" Amy asked him. "And my husband?"

"They went out to talk," Robbie replied. "Probably about me." He grinned. "What do you say we take advantage of this time alone?"

"What, you-you mean you and me?" Amy asked. "I can't believe you actually expect me to say 'Yes' to you."

"Well, why wouldn't you?" Robbie asked. "It's either me, or the man who hurt you so very badly. You're mad at him. I can tell. And I wouldn't mind helping you have a little emotional release..." He raised an eyebrow.

"Don't be stupid!" Amy snapped, although her heart started raising. "I'm old enough to be your mother!"

"Fine," Robbie replied, looking undeterred. "But when you change your mind, you know where I'll be."

"Oh, don't count on it!" Amy scoffed, praying someone else would come in and break the tension she was feeling. Her prayers were answered by Savannah, who strode in and looked back and forth between Robbie and her mother. "Everything okay?" She asked.

"Yeah, sure," Amy nodded. "Sweetie, would you do me a favor?"

"Sure," Savannah nodded. "I'm in a generous mood today. What do you want?"

"Would you take Robbie out somewhere? Like, to Enid's or something? We wouldn't want him to be bored while this whole mess with Rebecca and your father is sorted out."

Savannah caught Robbie's eye. "Wanna go somewhere with me?"

"It depends," Robbie replied. "Where are we going? Not somewhere juvenile like the mall, I hope."

"No, Enid's is a bar," Savannah replied.

"A bar?" Robbie's eyes lit up. "That sounds promising. You got a fake I.D.?"

"No," Savannah rolled her eyes. "Why would I need a fake I.D. when I can just compel whatever I want? Of course, I can't do it there cause my sister owns the place and she would catch me in a second, but she doesn't mind if we drink anyway."

"Your sister?" Robbie asked. "How is she your sister?"

"Well, she's my half-sister," Savannah replied. "It's kind of complicated. I'll explain it to you in the car."


By the time they reached Enid's, Savannah felt like she was gonna faint. After she'd explained to Robbie about Adrian, Roxie, and Lucy (as well as her own relationship to Amy, cause she wasn't sure he knew that) he'd expressed relief that there were other people like him and he was so glad to have a family of people who could understand what he'd gone through all his life. After that, he'd dropped the bomb that Klaus was his father.

"What?" Savannah had nearly crashed the car out of shock, and he'd reached out to correct her steering just in time. "What the hell do you mean you're my brother?"

"Your dad had a one-night stand with my mom a long time ago, and here I am," Robbie replied and then frowned. "Not that he would know that, the son of a bitch."

"Hey, you're talking about my dad!" Savannah snapped. "Lay off!"

"Why should I?" Robbie shot back. "He never did anything good for me! Not all of us get to be in a nice, comfy house with two parents and a complete knowledge of how we got our supernatural powers!"

"I know you're upset, but don't take it out on me!" Savannah replied. "It's not like I was the one who told him to sleep with your mom and never see her again after."

"You're right," Robbie replied, taking a deep breath. "Sorry." They'd reached the bar, and Savannah had stumbled in after Robbie, still looking pale and surprised.

"Are you all right?" Roxie asked, coming from behind the bar to come and help pull her up. "Savannah, what's happened?"

"You see that guy?" Savannah asked, gesturing at Robbie, who was already sitting at the bar.

"Yeah," Roxie nodded. "What about him?"

"He's our brother!" Savannah whispered.

"What?" Roxie asked. "No, he's not!"

"Yes huh!" Savannah nodded. "Apparently, Daddy had an affair with his mom after your mom had your sister Lucy, and he got born from it, only Daddy never knew until now."

"Seriously?" Roxie asked. "Oh, my god! Dad must have been more pissed about Mom's thing with Damon than we realized. Now I feel terrible."

"Why?" Savannah asked.

"Cause it's sort of my fault that Mom had the affair in the first place. My pregnancy scare and all that she was too freaked out to tell Dad about, so she went to see Damon, got drunk, and slept with him the very day he'd ingested some fertility potion that he'd gotten from Enid. It wasn't like she was purposely cheating. It was just a bunch of bad luck."

"So what do you think we should do with him?" Savannah asked.

"Well, he's already here, so we might as well try and make him feel welcome," Roxie replied.

"He said he didn't want anything to do with Daddy," Savannah said quickly.

"Well, are you and I our father?" Roxie asked. "No, we're not. So we're gonna go try and be pals with him, okay?"

"All right," Savannah nodded.

"Sorry," Roxie told Robbie as she got behind the bar. "What can I getcha?"

"You're Roxanne, right?" Robbie asked, studying her.

"Only my uncle and my father ever call me Roxanne," Roxie replied. "I prefer Roxie."

"All right...Roxie," Robbie replied. "Can I have a martini on the rocks, please?"

"Sure," Roxie nodded. "I can do that."

"Thank you," Robbie said with a grin. He watched as Roxie made his drink and then handed it to him. "There you go," she said. "Nothing says 'Welcome to our family' like a big glass of alcohol."

Robbie nodded. "So Savannah told you, did she?"

"Yep," Roxie nodded. "She did. Damn my dad and his not being able to keep it in his pants. Not that I'm not happy you're here," she told Robbie quickly. "Cause I am happy."

"Well, thanks," Robbie replied. "I'm glad someone related to my dad is, cause he himself sure isn't."

"Now, do you actually know that?" Roxie asked. "Or are you just guessing?"

"Well, I haven't seen him my whole life," Robbie replied. "So what do you think?"

"Let me tell you something about my dad," Roxie said. "He and I were real close the first six years of my life. Then, we had a falling out and Mom let me move in here, and Dad and I didn't talk for ten years! Ten years, Robbie! And you know what? He still loved me. Even though the next time I saw him, he was cuddling my baby sister Lucy and giving her all my toys, he still loved me. That would have been around the time you made your appearance, by the way."

"So what you're telling me is that I should give him a chance cause he's actually a good guy," Robbie said.

"You do whatever you want," Roxie replied. "I'm not saying you have to get along with him. But I've heard things about his human life, and I think if you and Dad just talked, you'd find you have a lot in common."

Robbie shook his head. "Thanks, but no thanks," he replied. "I'm happy how I am."

"Really?" Roxie asked. "Cause you don't seem like it."

"Hey," Robbie scoffed. "Mind your own business, okay?"

"Okay," Roxie put her hands up and backed away. "Geez!" He found Savannah playing pool and said, "I'm ready to go now."

"Well, I'm not," Savannah replied. "So you can go alone. Take the car and I'll zap myself back."

"Fine," Robbie replied. "I'm gonna go back to Jonathan's. I wish he would have been my father."

"He's a good guy," Savannah replied. "In so many ways."

"How would you know?" Robbie asked.

"That's my business," Savannah replied. "Now, weren't you gonna leave?"

"Yeah," Robbie nodded. "I was." He go in the car, and instead of driving back to Jonathan's to see if his mother was home, he drove to Klaus and Amy's, and found Amy, alone, with wet eyes and a drink in her hand.

"Oh, look at you, Gorgeous," Robbie said, coming to sit next to her. "Let's wipe those pretty eyes of yours, and then you can tell me what the matter is." He went to go get her a couple of tissues, and she took them and tried to smile for him. "Thank you," she said, and handed him her empty glass. "Take that away so I don't have another one, all right?"

"Sure," Robbie nodded. "Now, what's the matter?"

"My husband hasn't come back yet!" Amy cried. "What if...what if he and your mother are...?" She couldn't finished, so she threw herself into Robbie's arms instead. "There, there," Robbie said, kissing her hair. "It's gonna be all right, Amy. I'm here. You don't need him."

Amy looked up and sniffled. "You know, you're right!" She nodded. "Thank you for pointing that out."

"No problem," Robbie replied and decided to go for the gusto, leaning in and kissing her deeply. He was met with no resistance, as Amy kissed him back, her hands sliding up his neck and then going to tousle his hair. Then, to even his surprise, she pushed him back against the sofa. He looked at her in surprise, and she smiled. "Am I making you nervous?" She asked as he felt her hands sneak under his shirt.

"No," he said, shaking his head. "No, you're not."

"Good," Amy replied and pulled his shirt up over his head, then leaned down to kiss down his chest, going downward toward his still-buttoned dark jeans. Amy giggled as she brought her hands down further, feeling hardness before she unzipped him. "It would be cruel of me to stop now, wouldn't it?" She asked.

"Yes," Robbie nodded. "Very cruel."

Amy giggled and stroked him while he moaned with pleasure. "I hope you're not worried about your mommy and daddy now," she said, pulling her hair out of its clip and feeling his penis throb under her fingers.

"No," Robbie shook his head. "Who?"

"Never mind," Amy grinned and kissed him again, then nibbled on his ear. "If no one comes home any time soon," she whispered to him, "You can have a turn with me."

Robbie chuckled. "Okay!" But just after he felt his release, they heard Savannah call from the yard. Robbie reluctantly zipped up and put on his shirt. "And remember," Amy told him. "Don't tell anyone about this."

"I won't if you won't," He said and winked. "Can't wait for my turn."

"Yeah," Amy nodded, trying to get her red face to cool. "I can't wait for you to have your turn either."

He got up and began striding toward the door just as Savannah came in, having finally gotten back from Enid's. "You okay, Mom?" She asked.

"Yeah, fine," Amy replied. "I just got out of a bath that was too warm. Have you heard from your dad at all?"

"No," Savannah replied. "But I'm sure he'll be home soon. You mind if I go to Jonathan's?'"

"Sure," Amy nodded. "You go ahead."

"You sure you won't get too lonely?" Savannah asked.

"Oh, no," Amy said, shutting her eyes, licking her lips, and thinking of Robbie, who at that moment, seemed much more appealing to her than his father.