Chapter 29: Armageddon
December 16, 2007
Armageddon was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and I was in the Women's Locker Room on my laptop computer writing an email to Bobby telling him I love him and that I can't wait to see him on Wednesday because the day after that, I'm performing the halftime show at the final home game of my favorite football team, the St. Louis Rams.
After Delancey was done writing her email, she turned off her laptop computer and put it in her bag as the Chain Gang Diva Squad came in the Women's Locker Room.
"Hey, girls," Delancey said.
"Hey," the Squad said.
"Have you seen Rochelle?"
"Well, the last time we saw her," Brittany said, "she was in the weight room beating on the punching bag like crazy."
"And we all know why," Kayla said.
Since Rochelle came back to Smackdown the week after Theodore Long returned, Victoria challenged Rochelle to a match at Armageddon after telling her that she's a threat to Smackdown, she'll embarrass her, and that she'll be the one to end her undefeated streak. The following week, Vickie Guerrero returned taking over as the General Manager and Rochelle confronted her as Vickie making Theodore do whatever she told him to do. Vickie told Rochelle she was planning on making Rochelle's life a living hell.
"Yep, we know why," Delancey said.
"I'm telling you," Nicole said, "this is exactly what Vickie is planning to do: get back at Rochelle. I mean, she hasn't done that yet."
"Hey, there's no telling what Vickie might do," Tina said, "or Edge."
"Let me find Rochelle and talk to her," Delancey said as she got up from the bench.
Then Delancey left the Women's Locker Room.
For a few minutes, Delancey went all over the arena until she found the weight room and Delancey saw Rochelle punching the punching bag like crazy like Brittany said as Delancey went inside.
"Rochelle," Delancey said.
"Oh, hey, Delancey," Rochelle said as she stopped.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"I know what you're going through, but you'll pull through this. You remember the song lyrics I gave you?"
"Yeah, I'm in a tough situation, but I won't let Vickie Guerrero control me. Oh, no, she ain't got the balls to make my life a living hell."
"You're right."
"It's just like those lyrics said: No podemos permitirnos ser inocentes, estar parado para arriba y hacer frente al enemigo, él somos a hacemos o morimos la situación, nosotros seremos invencibles. I will be invincible, I will stand up to Vickie no matter what she says or does."
"Exactly. Well, I'll leave you alone."
Then Delancey left the weight room.
Rochelle has been through a couple of situations like this before, but this one is crazy but Rochelle will remain victorious.
Then Armageddon was on and it was time for the first match of the event: the Divas' match between Rochelle and Victoria and Delancey and the Chain Gang Diva Squad were in the Women's Locker Room to watch the match.
Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Making her way to the ring first from Jacksonville, Florida, Rochelle Kennedy."
Rochelle was wearing a red Geisha halter mini dress with slits on the sides, black stockings, black hand warmers, and her hair curled. Rochelle walked down the aisle, went around the ring slapping hands of the fans, and got on the apron. She did a sexy pose and got into the ring and Rochelle posed in the middle of the ring as Victoria's entrance theme played next and she came out from the curtain.
"And her opponent from Los Angeles, California, Victoria," Justin announced.
Victoria walked down the aisle and she got down to the ring. Then she and Rochelle went nose-to-nose as the referee called for the bell.
Rochelle and Victoria locked up and Victoria pushes Rochelle into the corner. Victoria gets a clean break and goes to hit Rochelle but Rochelle ducks and hit a chop. Rochelle hits another one and Victoria Irishwhips Rochelle to the corner but Rochelle floats and Victoria hit her spinning sidewalk slam for a two count. Victoria punches away as Rochelle tried to cover up and Victoria tosses Rochelle across the mat by the hair. Victoria clubs Rochelle in the back several times and slams her face on the mat. Victoria applies the camel clutch and slams Rochelle on the mat.
Victoria climbs on the turnbuckle and goes for a second-rope moonsault but Rochelle moves out of the way. Rochelle kicks Victoria in the gut twice as Victoria went after Rochelle and Rochelle then hit a few jumping clotheslines. Rochelle kicked Victoria in the midsection again and landed a suplex and landed a dropkick to Victoria's face. Rochelle went to the top turnbuckle and hit a crossbody for a two count and Rochelle went after Victoria but Victoria tripped Rochelle to the bottom rope on the throat. Then Victoria got Rochelle for the Widow's Peak but Rochelle countered the Widow's Peak with a neckbreaker for the victory.
"Here is your winner, Rochelle Kennedy," Justin announced.
The referee raised Rochelle's arm in the air and Rochelle spit on Victoria as she left the ring.
"Well, how does Vickie like that?" Delancey said back in the Women's Locker Room.
"Yeah, what is she gonna do to Rochelle?" Nicole said. "Absolutely nothing."
"Rochelle is tough," Kayla said. "She'll get to Vickie."
"Not even Victoria could beat Rochelle," Brittany said. "That is so sad."
"You know what else could be so sad?" Kayla said. "If Randy Orton loses his WWE Championship match to Chris Jericho."
"For him, it would be so sad," Nicole said, "for us, it would be joy because if Chris made Randy tap last week on the RAW 15th Anniversary, he sure as will do it again."
"Yes, and there will be another dark day in the WWE again," Brittany said.
Then the girls laughed.
Later, it was time for the Women's Championship match which was Delancey versus Mickie James and Lillian Garcia was standing in the ring.
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE Women's Champion...," Lillian Garcia announced as Jillian's entrance theme played interrupting her and she came out from the curtain.
"Hold up, Lillian," Jillian said as she walked up the aisle. "Hold up just a minute. Just a minute. It's that time of year again, so I am here to spread some of my Christmas cheer. If you didn't know, my album 'A Jingle with Jillian,' available exclusively on iTunes, is blowing up!" Then Jillian got into the ring. "You know, I'm not really one to brag, but it's kinda like one of the hottest downloads in the entire world right now. So, um, the reviews, they're phenomenal, but just to show you, one guy, ShyGuy3855 said, 'Move over, Celine, Mariah, Christina. There is a new diva in town,' and he was talking about me and I must say, he was so right. So, as my holiday gift to all of you, I am going to sing one of my favorite songs off the album right now."
Then as usual, Jillian was singing a really bad rendition of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" until Mickie James' entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE Women's Championship," Lillian announced. "Introducing the challenger from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James,"
Mickie was bouncing all over and she ran down to the ring and she got on the turnbuckles and raised both of her arms in the air. Mickie got back down and continued bouncing raising her arms in the air and Delancey's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"And her opponent making her way to the ring from Chesterfield, Missouri, she is the WWE Women's Champion, Delancey Scott," Lillian announced.
Delancey was wearing a red flame print halter midriff top, red flame print chaps, black boyshorts, black hand warmers, and her hair curled. Delancey walked down the aisle slapping hands of the fans and got on the apron. She did her flip to get into the ring and Delancey got on two of the turnbuckles and raised her right arm in the air. Delancey got back and Mickie looked at Delancey who was raising the Women's Title belt in the air with a smile. Delancey gave her Women's Title belt to the referee and he raised it in the air and called for the bell.
Delancey and Mickie shook hands and they circled around the ring and locked up. Delancey threw Mickie across the ring by the hair and Delancey and Mickie locked up again. Mickie got Delancey in a headlock and Mickie went for the bulldog off the ropes but was shoved off and then Delancey charged with a forearm to the head. Delancey went after Mickie but Mickie kicked Delancey in the knee twice and nailed a forearm. Mickie tried to whip Delancey but Delancey held on and Delancey nailed her arm. Delancey shoved Mickie into the corner and charged into Mickie's back elbow. Mickie went for her headscissors out of the corner but was caught and Delancey powerbombed Mickie onto the mat for a two count. Delancey kicked in Mickie in the back and stretched Mickie by stepping on her back and holding onto her arms.
Then Delancey nailed a snapmare and locked on a Dragon Sleeper and Mickie nailed a couple knees to Delancey's head, but Delancey responded with a punch to the midsection and then nailed the Oklahoma Stampede in the corner. Delancey charged at Mickie but Mickie came back with a rollup for a two count and Mickie kicked Delancey in the midsection and nailed some forearms. Mickie tried to whip Delancey but Delancey reversed and locked Mickie in a chicken wing combination, but Mickie battled back with several elbows to the face and dropped down and kicked Delancey in the face. Delancey grabbed onto to Mickie for a reverse suplex, but Mickie countered in the corner and kicked Delancey in the head. Delancey charged at Mickie but Mickie hit a back elbow and then hit her headscissors out of the corner.
Mickie nailed the Lou Thesz Press and peppered Delancey with punches. Then Mickie hit a backkick to Delancey's midsection and a kick to the face and nailed a second Thesz Press and was bouncing Delancey's head onto the mat. Then Mickie hit a low dropkick to the face for another two count and kicked Delancey in the face and hit a couple of chops. Then Mickie hit a neckbreaker and climbed up the ropes and Mickie hit a missile dropkick for another two count. Mickie kicked Delancey in the face again and Mickie set up for the Tornado DDT but Delancey cut off Mickie throwing her across the ring. Mickie charged at Delancey missing a clothesline but Delancey grabbed Mickie and hit a kick to the gut and then nailed the Dominator for the win.
"Here is your winner and still the WWE Women's Champion, Delancey Scott," Lillian announced.
Delancey was grabbing onto her face and neck as the referee gave her the Women's Championship belt and raised her arm in the air. Delancey looked down at Mickie and helped her up and then the two shook hands. Delancey and Mickie left the ring and they walked up the aisle before turning around and raising each other's arm in the air. Then the two Divas went into the back.
"I gotta tell you, Delancey," Mickie said, "you are tough. I guess that training from Bobby Lashley really paid off."
"Exactly, I got it like that," Delancey said.
"Well, you know I could face you for the Women's Championship."
"All you gotta do is bring it."
"I will. See ya."
Then Mickie walked away with Delancey looking on.
After Armageddon was over, the girls and I decided to meet at the hotel for a drink, a real one, because of a crazy night. We thought Chris Jericho was going to win the WWE Championship match but just as Randy Orton was about to tap out, John "Bradshaw" Layfield stepped in and laid a kick to Chris' face causing a disqualification. If that was bad enough, Edge won the World Heavyweight Championship defeating Dave and the Undertaker using two Edge impostors known as the Major Brothers to help him and Rochelle was furious knowing Edge must've did this with Vickie.
After I settled in my hotel room, I went downstairs to the bar and I saw Rochelle and the CGDS sitting down. I walked towards them and I saw in a chair.
"I really don't feel like drinking right now because I've had a good night so to speak," Delancey said. "How are you, Rochelle?"
"Not so good," Rochelle said as she held up a cigarette.
"I thought you quit smoking."
"That's what I said," Nicole said.
"I thought I did," Rochelle said.
"I still can't believe the Major Brothers would aligned themselves with Edge," Tina said. "A couple of nobodies into a couple of losers."
"A couple of jerks to be exact," Kayla said. "I'm glad they weren't Jesse and Festus."
"That would've been worse," Brittany said.
"Oh, why all the sad faces?" Edge said as he and Vickie Guerrero walked towards the girls.
"Oh, great," Delancey said. "Edge and Vickie, what are you two doing here?"
"Well, I thought you girls would like to congratulate me on being the new World Heavyweight Champion."
"I wouldn't congratulate you if you broke the record for running across the United States or whatever," Rochelle said. "As you can see, we're trying to have a drink, a quiet one. So why don't you do us all a favor and get the fuck away from us."
"Ouch, Rochelle," Vickie said, "such words. Look, you got what was coming to you and that's the beginning. You may have won your match against Victoria, but I'm onto you. I'm gonna make your life a living hell like I said I would."
"I got what was coming to me? You're gonna get what's coming to you if you continue to mess with me."
"Is that what you say when you and Dave Batista are in the bed together?"
Then Rochelle got up but Kayla and Nicole stopped her from attacking Vickie.
"Whoa, whoa, calm down, Rochelle," Nicole said. "Edge, why don't you and Vickie get out of here and leave us alone."
"Okay, we'll do that," Edge said. "Have a good night."
Then Edge and Vickie left the bar and Kayla soon followed.
She saw the two walking through the lobby and out of the hotel and Kayla walked back inside the bar.
"Well, they're gone," Kayla said. "They must've followed us so they can tease Rochelle."
"Well, I won't stand for this," Rochelle said as she put out her cigarette. "I'm going back to my room."
Then Rochelle grabbed her purse and got up from the couch and left the bar.
The Squad and I were left speechless knowing what Vickie and Edge would plot next. Edge could do the same thing he did to John last year when he was with Lita. I hope and pray Rochelle doesn't breakdown.
