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Day Twenty Nine.

I met Meredith today.

Turns out Castle is actually the more mature and responsible parent. Who knew? And where the hell did Alexis come from?

I did a full background check on Meredith, of course. I never realized it was her unfaithfulness that ended their marriage. I would have guessed it would have been his. I'm kind of surprised, actually – which doesn't sound nice, but the truth is, I'm not often wrong like that.

Except when it comes to Castle, apparently.

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