EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
LUDICOLO!
VERSUS!
ABOMASNOW!
BEGIN!
Ludicolo: I'll take this one at my Own Tempo
I'm a carefree lilypad, you look like a fat embryo.
Can't Ice me, fool, I'm half Grass, half Water.
Hope you're prepared for a funfest of slaughter.
Got a Mega Evolution, but still in RU.
Don't worry, I saved a Fire Punch for you.
I'm not scared of your Hail, I'll just use a Rain Dance.
Scare you so bad, you'll crap your abominable pants.
Abomasnow: I'm a 7 foot 300 pound flipping ice yeti.
Make like Reggie and get your body ready.
Take an Ice Shard for real, so tough you can't heal
You're a Grass-type but I bet you couldn't beat Seel.
Let's not make this get Physical.
The look on your face is quite quizzical.
You're just a stupid Mexican duck. And you suck.
I'll mow you down 'cause I'm the size of a truck.
Ludicolo: This colocynth don't like what he's hearin'.
Won't dance to that, I'll just keep a-Leerin'.
Raps are cringe-worthy, like Magikarp's defenses.
You wanna battle me? You gotta face the consequences.
Abomasnow: Calling me weak? Well, you're in NU.
I'll abominally, abdominally, take a crap on you.
All my stats are under 100, but I still got a higher Base then you.
I'll shock you with my skills, like my name was Pikachu.
Ludicolo: Think you can win? Well now your time has passed.
I got a bro named Shiftry, he's gonna kick your Grass!
(Shiftry joins the brawl.)
Shiftry: You'll be blown away with my mad skills.
You're just a snowman on steroid pills.
Blast you with a razor-sharp Razor Wind.
Shoot you with a charged-up taser, and
Flay you alive, gut you, and eat you.
Burn the bones on the street, man I'll defeat you.
A graveyard is where you'll finally get laid.
'Cause I'll finish you off with my Leaf Blade.
Abomasnow: What'd you send to fight me? A white-haired demon?
By the time I finish you all off you'll be screamin'.
I spend hours mopping your remains of the ceiling.
Better run to the Pokemon Center and start healing.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
This battle was suggested by Heretoch. Thanks, Heretoch, and please keep suggesting battles!
