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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants faced the scary movie genre. There was a lot pain, and a lot love during this time. Mason joined Carman's alliance in order to take them down…devious, huh? There was an Igglybuff killer going around maiming all of the contestants during the first challenge. There was plenty of pain during the second challenge as the couples had to do it. The guys had to be whipped after making out with their girlfriends, as guys in movies are usually killed. In the end, Ray won it for his team, sending the Lucarios to elimination and giving Sally and Clash the boot. Who will win today? Will Mason strike again? Will Vile find out? Find out right now on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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"Okay Kevin, we're in another alliance", said Mason. "Do you know what that means?"
"CHOCOLATE MUFFIN RAVE!" cheered Kevin as he pulled out a muffin from his blue striped, chest compartment and started dancing.
"NO!"
"Aww…" groaned Kevin as he dropped his muffin on the ground.
"It means we have to sabotage their plans", said Mason.
"How?"
"Using my hypnosis", said Mason. "I can just hypnotize those idiots."
"Okay!"
"Ugh, you are a pain", said Mason.
"Just like a vasectomy", said Kevin dreamily.
Mason went wide-eyed. "W-why would you say that?"
"That's painful!" explained Kevin. "Can I have a cookie?"
"No, now come on, we have to go to this meeting", said Mason as he walked off with Kevin behind him.
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"Where are they?" asked Solis.
"They'll be here", said Carman. "We just need to be patient."
Mason and Kevin approached the area soon after she said that. "Sorry we're late."
"Don't worry about it", said Carman.
"Gee, thanks sexy plant lady", said Kevin goofily.
"Hey!" yelled Dew angrily.
"Oh please Dew, don't let jealousy get the best of you. Watch this", said Carman as she went up to Kevin. "What's two plus two?"
"PEANUT BUTTER BEAUTIFLY!"
"Okay, I see your point", said Dew chuckling.
"Now that you two are here, we need to discuss about our targets", said Sabrina.
"Well, yesterday, Kevin made a great list of people to get rid of…in a good order", said Mason.
"Well, what's the order?" asked Morgan.
"Freezeo…Volante…Summer…Marie…Ray…Vile…Leon…Ebony…Flame…then Farra", said Mason, not telling the real elimination order.
"Wait a minute, that's close to the elimination order we had" thought Dew.
"Wow that is really cool", said Morgan.
"Yeah, Kevin was actually useful this time", said Sabrina.
"YAY!" yelled Kevin.
Ray was once again watching them and was shocked to see Mason and Kevin with their alliance. He ran back to his alliance in order to tell them the news.
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"Wait, Mason is now part of Carman's alliance?" asked Leon.
"Yeah", said Ray.
"Ray, I thought your brother was supposed to be nice", said Freezeo.
"Remember, I was born first, Sola was second, and Mason was third. Since he was the youngest, he got corrupted by a lot of stuff, so I don't know", said Ray.
"How come you and Sola are nice and Mason is evil?" asked Leon.
"I just said I don't know!" said Ray.
"Well, we really need to tell the team about their alliance before the team is destroyed", said Volante..
"Right", said Leon.
Little did they know, Carman and her alliance saw Ray running from their hideout and followed him. They overheard everything and decided to turn the tables.
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Carman: I never knew Leon had it in him to make an alliance. Now we have a double reason to get rid of Freezeo and Volante.
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Mason: All according to plan, next stage: hypnosis.
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Striker was once again sleeping peacefully in his bed. Suddenly, he felt something on him, pinning him down. He opened his eyes and saw Farra looking down at him with tears in her eyes.
"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?" she shrieked.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Striker's scream woke up everyone in the trailer.
"Oh no, not again!" groaned Spiro.
"Farra, get out of here", said M.P.S.
"Not until Striker gives me an answer!" said Farra.
"I don't love you because you're insane! Now get off of me you psycho!"
Farra started crying and ran out of the trailer.
"Ugh, she's nuts", said Demenio.
"Yeah, we've covered that", Striker said while lying on his back.
"Well, since she's gone, let's gone some-"
"DON'T SAY IT!" yelled Klavier.
"CONTESTANTS!"
"Damn it!" yelled Klavier.
"MEET US IN THE DOJO IN 5 MINUTES!"
Everyone looked at each other confused. "Dojo?"
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"Hello and welcome to the dojo", said Mew.
"Why are we in here?" asked Ebony.
"Today's genre is the kung fu movie!"
"Awesome", said Ray.
"Great, now the first challenge is to train a fighter", said Mew.
"That's not fair! They have two fighting-types and we have none left!" said Summer.
"No, that would be too easy", said Victini. "You have to choose someone on your team who can't fight at all."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, it makes it more of a challenge instead of you just watching your fighting-types beat the crap out of people. I mean Lucarios, you two of the strongest fighting-types on your team", said Mew.
"Ugh" groaned Skore.
"Yeah, so you guys have to choose a person who can't fight that you can train, and tell us when you're ready, and you can use that punching bag to figure out who that person is", said Mew. "It has a strength meter than can tell who the strongest is and who the weakest is."
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"Alright, we need to find out which one of us can't fight", said Jesse. "Kai and I are both part fighting-type, so we're okay."
"Now, you guys will need to hit that punching bag, and whoever hits it the weakest, that's the one who can't fight", said Kai.
Everyone stared in shock.
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Laxish: At last, the chicken speaks!
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Darren: At least he said a sentence.
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M.P.S.: At least he talked.
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"Okay, Lila, you can go first", said Jesse.
Lila went up to the bag and kicked it with her hind legs and got a 6 on the strength meter. Sonan was next. The little Wynaut went up to the bag and smacked it with his arm, giving him an 8, which surprised everyone. Cano went up to the bag and whacked it, giving him a 7. Vixen was next. She whacked it with her tails, giving her a 6. Sparky went up next and got a 7. Luna went up next and got a 5. Demenio went up next and got a 7. Sola went up next and got an 8. Spike went next and got a 9. Darren smacked the bag and got a 6. Klavier went next and got a 7. Jet went after him and got a 10. Skore went up next and got a 9. M.P.S. went next, and due to his big size, he got an 11. Spiro went next and got a 5. Ded got a 12. Striker tackled the bag and got a 4. Laxish went last and got…a 2.
"Okay, let's see which one of us is the weakest", said Jesse.
Jesse went to the ranking boards and looked at the ranks.
Jesse/Kai: 15
Ded: 12
M.P.S.: 11
Jet: 10
Spike: 9
Skore: 9
Sonan: 8
Sola: 8
Cano: 7
Sparky: 7
Demenio: 7
Klavier: 7
Lila: 6
Vixen: 6
Darren: 6
Luna: 5
Spiro: 5
Striker: 4
Laxish: 2
"Well Laxish, it looks like you're in for some intense training", said Jesse.
"Ugh", groaned Laxish as he fell on his back.
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"Alright, we need to find out who we need to train", said Flame.
"Well it's pretty obvious. We need to train Kevin", said Leon.
"YAY!" cheered Kevin as he smacked Leon, sending him crashing into a wall.
Everyone stared in shock.
"Okay, we can't use him", said Leon through the wall.
"What about Freezeo?" asked Dew.
"What?"
"Yeah, he's the weakest one here", said Solis.
"That's Ray!"
"Oh trust me, Ray may be an idiot, but he's strong", said Mason.
"That leaves you Freezeo", said Ebony.
"Oh crap"
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"Okay, now that you guys have chosen your weaklings, get training", said Mew.
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"Okay Laxish, we need to train you long and hard", said Jesse.
"Why?" asked Laxish.
"It's part of the challenge", said Lila.
"How is me being in pain a challenge?" asked Laxish.
"Don't complain", said Klavier. "Now, lift those dumbbells."
Laxish looked over and saw a couple of dumbbells and sighed. He picked up one of them with both arms. He raised it over his head and smiled.
"I did it!" cheered Laxish before he felt on his side.
"This is gonna be a long challenge", said Spike.
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Freezeo was jumping rope.
"Why am I doing this? I can float!" said Freezeo.
"You need to learn to do this without floating", said Ebony.
"Ugh, I'm a freaking snowflake! I'm flat! The only reason I'm standing upright and jumping is because Leon and Ray are holding me up", said Freezeo.
Ray and Leon were both behind Freezeo, holding him up straight so he wouldn't fall.
"Just keep jumping", said Morgan.
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"Well, this is gonna take too long so…cue the training montage!" said Victini.
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*"Eye of the Tiger" starts playing*
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Laxish is running on a treadmill with a hat that has a hot dog on it.
Went the distance
Now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
Freezeo is trying to do a push-up with his ice chain, but fails.
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
Laxish is doing sit-ups while Skore baits him with a Twinkie.
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Freezeo is flying around in circles.
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
Laxish is running up a small staircase and falls down soon after.
And he's watching us all with the
Eye of the tiger
"MONTAGE OVER!"
"Okay, you guys have had enough time to train, now it's time for the challenges."
"I thought training those two was the challenge", said Dew, who was exhausted.
"Nope, they have to do three challenges and whoever wins them, wins it for their team", said Mew.
"Ugh" everyone groaned.
"Now, it's time for the first challenge…a battle!"
"Wait what?" asked Darren. "They have to battle?"
"Yeah, what did you expect?" asked Victini.
"Oh boy", said Laxish depressed.
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"Now this will be a real fight, so Freezeo and Laxish must wear these", said Mew holding up a robotic skeleton machine.
"What the hell are those?" asked Ded.
"Motion Machines", said Mew. "When they put them on, we will give you a remote, and you will control how they fight."
"Cool", said Sonan.
"The one who wins the battle wins the first challenge", said Mew. "Any questions?"
"No"
"Good, then get fighting, I wanna see some pain."
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Laxish and Freezeo put the machines on. Victini gave Laxish's remote to Sonan, and gave Freezeo's remote to Ray.
"This is just like Street Fighter IV", said Sonan as he pressed a button, causing Laxish to walk forward.
"Whoa…this is…actually cool, I don't have to do a thing", said Laxish, until something hit him. "I should've just used Mega Punch on the bag, than I wouldn't have had to do this."
"Yeah, I like robot boxing!" said Ray as he pressed his button as well, making Freezeo float forward.
"Okay, LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!" said Victini.
Sonan pressed a button that was on the left side of the remote. That button made Laxish jump up and hit Freezeo in the face.
"OW!" yelled Freezeo.
Ray pressed the bottom button the remote, which unleashed an Ice Beam attack. Sonan moved Laxish out of the way and the attack made a wall of ice. Sonan pressed his bottom button, unleashing a Hyper Beam that hit Freezeo in the face.
"What the heck Ray?!" yelled Freezeo.
Little did any of them know that Mason was the one doing it. He hypnotized Ray and was making him hurt Freezeo by making him get closer to Laxish.
Sonan continued pressing the buttons quickly, making Laxish too fast to dodge. Laxish kept punching, kicking, and shooting at Freezeo, all of the attacks hitting their target.
"YAY! WE'RE DOOMED!" cheered Kevin.
"We need to make Freezeo dodge the attack, but how?" asked Volante until he got an idea.
As he approached Ray, Mason saw him and hypnotized him as well. He made Volante hit the joystick on the remote, causing Freezeo to spin at a high rate of speed.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" yelled Freezeo.
When Sonan made Laxish launch another Hyper Beam, because Freezeo was spinning so fast, it bounced off of his ice body. Sonan saw what was happening and made Laxish duck. The Hyper Beam hit the ice that Freezeo made after he used Ice Beam, sending it right back at him again…right after he stopped spinning.
BOOOOMMMM!
When the smoke cleared, Freezeo had fainted.
"The winner is Laxish! Meaning that the Lucarios win the first challenge!" announced Mew.
The Lucarios cheered as the Charizards glared at Freezeo, Volante, and Ray.
Volante and Ray both snapped out of it at that time and weren't that confused as to why the team was glaring at them. They looked at Mason, who were smiling wickedly at them.
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Ray: Yep, that's my brother…a big meanie!
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Volante: We really need to tell the team about him…and I still can't believe he hypnotized me so easily, I'm still smart.
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Mew and Victini took the contestants to the back of the dojo. Some of the contestants were in awe at the back of the dojo. It had a topiary garden with many different Pokemon statues and fountains, mainly fighting types.
As they approached a high hill, many of the contestants were nervous. We don't have to jump from up there do we?" asked Leon.
"No", said Victini. "Do you see that bonsai tree up there?"
Many of the contestants squinted and saw two columns with trees on them.
"Your task is to have Laxish and Freezeo make it up to the top of that hill, grab the bonsai and bring it back down", said Mew.
"That's sounds easy", said Freezeo.
"Not really, there is a Mienshao up there who is an expert in kung fu and all other forms of combat. If you try to take the bonsai and he sees you, you might end up falling back down here", said Victini. "And both you and Laxish are weak against fighting-types, so you may have to be careful."
"Wait, do they still have to control us?" asked Laxish.
"Nope, you have to do it on your own", said Mew.
"What? That gives the Charizards an advantage!" said Luna.
"Nice observation Luna", said Mew. "But we don't care!"
"Yeah, we're gonna win!" said Freezeo.
"On your marks, get set, GO!"
Laxish jumped on the hill and started to slowly make his way up to the top. Freezeo, on the other hand, glided to the top with ease. When he made it to the top he looked around for the Mienshao and didn't see it. He glided to the top of the column and grabbed the bonsai with his chain. As he turned around, he was hit with an Aura Sphere and fell to the ground. He looked up and saw the Mienshao glaring at him. He picked up the bonsai and put it back on the column, before throwing Freezeo off of the hill.
"AAAHHHH!" yelled Freezeo as he slid down the hill.
Freezeo got back up a floated to the top again, leaving Laxish, who was halfway there. Soon enough, Freezeo was seen sliding down the hill again, with Laxish looking confused as he continued climbing. Laxish saw Freezeo go back up there, and soon saw him sliding back down.
Pretty soon, Laxish made it to the top, as Freezeo came back up as well, looking angry…as usual. The Mienshao charged at the two of them and ended up missing and falling down the hill. Laxish and Freezeo was watching him fall, but then Freezeo decided to do something tricky.
He pushed Laxish down the hill, but Laxish grabbed onto the hill and climbed back up as Freezeo descended back down with the bonsai in his chain.
Laxish quickly climbed up the column, but because of his weight, the column fell down and started rolling down the hill…with Laxish on top of it, with the bonsai in his hand.
The column was going so fast that it quickly passed Freezeo and rolled to the side of the dojo, smacking Laxish into a wall.
"The Lucarios win the second challenge!"
"Yay!" said Laxish before he fell to the ground unconscious.
"Now, it is time for the final challenge…battling a Shaolin master", said Mew.
"You mean the Mienshao?" asked Klavier.
"Yeah, and only Laxish and Freezeo can do it", said Victini.
"NNOOOO!" yelled Freezeo.
"Yeah, so get back in the dojo", said Mew.
All of the contestants went back in the dojo, where the Mienshao was breaking boards, cinder blocks, and even sliced the head off of the dummy.
"I'm gonna die", said Laxish.
"So am I", said Freezeo.
"Now, Laxish and Freezeo stay with us, the rest of you, find a good seat to watch the beatdown", said Victini.
The other contestants sat down and kept watching the Mienshao train itself.
"Okay, you guys will have to battle the Mienshao without any help", said Victini.
"What? We'll probably die!" said Freezeo.
"Don't worry about that, you'll be fine", said Mew.
"I bet we won't", said Laxish folding his arms.
"You will, now get ready", said Victini pushing them.
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"Alright, these battles will determine who wins and goes to elimination!" announced Mew. "The first battle is Freezeo vs. Mienshao!"
Freezeo floated up to the battlefield, with the Mienshao glaring at him. "Mommy"
"Now, whoever stays conscious the longest wins…BEGIN!"
The Mienshao jumped up and kicked Freezeo in the face, knocking him on the ground. Mason took this opportunity to hypnotize him and he did. Freezeo stayed on the ground as the Mienshao kept attacking him. It continued going on for a while until Freezeo finally fainted from the blows.
"Freezeo got 5 minutes 47 seconds!"
The Charizards were angry for two reasons: 1. Freezeo just laid there, and 2. He could float and dodge his attacks."
Leon's alliance looked at Mason, but were shocked to see that he was asleep at the time. Were they wrong about Mason doing something this time? When they looked away, mason opened one of his eyes and grinned.
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Mason: Idiots! The sleep gag works every time!
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"Alright, the next battle is Laxish vs. Mienshao!" announced Mew as Laxish came to the battlefield with a scared look on his face. "Same rules apply…BEGIN!"
The Mienshao jumped up and was using Hi-Jump Kick. Laxish moved to the left, causing the Mienshao to hurt its knee. It got up and angrily shot an Aura Sphere at Laxish, which hit him in the gut. Laxish fell on his back, just as the Mienshao was using Hi-Jump Kick, nailing him right in the crotch.
"AAAHHHH!" yelled Laxish.
Many of the guys flinched after seeing that.
Laxish got up, clutching his crotch in pain. The Mienshao used Acrobatics again, kicking Laxish in the air. It used aura Sphere again, but instead of it hitting Laxish, he swallowed it accidentally. Laxish tried to spit out, but he couldn't. He used Hyper Beam to get it out of his mouth. The Aura Sphere, combined with the Hyper Beam, resulted in a powerful blue beam shooting from Laxish's mouth. The beam hit the Mienshao, knocking it out in one hit!"
"Now that's Kung Fu!" said Victini.
"The Lucarios win! Charizards, I'll see you at elimination", said Victini.
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"Okay guys, we need to tell the team about Carman's alliance before the ceremony", said Leon as he and his alliance were walking towards their trailer.
Before they could make it there, they fell into a hole.
"What the hell? Where did this come from?" asked Freezeo.
"Us", said Mason as he and the others from Carman's alliance looked down at them.
"Why did you do this?" asked Ray.
"We can't have you exposing our alliance can we?" asked Carman.
"You do realize me and Freezeo can just fly out of here right?" asked Volante.
"Oh no you can't, we are putting an indestructible steel covering over this hole so you can't leave until the elimination is over", said Solis.
"What?" they all asked confused as a steel cover was placed over the hole.
"That worked better than expected", said Dew.
"Yeah", said Morgan.
"ALL CHARIZARDS REPORT TO THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY IMMEDIATELY!"
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Mason: With those idiots out of the way, it'll be easy to get rid of Volante and Freezeo.
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Flame: Freezeo
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Marie: Freezeo
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Solis: Volante
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Sabrina: Volante
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Dew: It didn't feel right to do that, but I choose Volante
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Carman: Volante
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At the Ceremony
"Okay, it's time for you guys' next elimination", said Mew. "You know the drill, wait where are Leon, Ray, Summer, Volante, and Freezeo."
"Ugh, we don't know", said Mason.
"Oh boy", said Mew as he teleported the 5 of them to the ceremony.
"How are we back here?" asked Leon.
"I had to teleport you guys here", said Mew.
"Wait, did you already vote?" asked Summer.
"Yeah they already voted", said Mew. "Now no more questions, when I call your name, you're safe."
Leon's alliance looked at each other nervously.
"Flame, Marie, Solis, Sabrina, Dew, Carman, Morgan, Kevin, Mason, Vile , Ebony, Summer, Ray, and Farra."
"Leon, Volante, Freezeo, you guys are the bottom three", said Mew.
"Oh joy", said Volante sarcastically.
"And that's why the last person safe is…
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"It figures", said Freezeo. "I failed the challenges."
"Well, since I'm eliminated now, I just have to say this", said Volante. "Mason is deceiving all of you! He is the reason we keep losing, and he's the reason the people were confused at the eliminations."
"Oh please", said Mason rolling his eyes.
"You know it's true you bastard!" said Summer.
"Seriously? I'm Ray and Sola's brother…do you really think I'm capable of doing stuff like that, especially when Ray is my brother?" asked Mason.
"Well Ray? Tell them. Is Mason evil?" said Leon.
"Um…" Ray didn't know what to say. He didn't want to betray his alliance, but he still didn't want to betray his brother.
Ray closed his eyes and ran to the trailers.
"Awkward", said Mew. "Now, back to important matters."
Mew used Psychic to push Volante and Freezeo into the Lame-O-Sine.
"Now the rest of you, get some sleep, and think about some stuff."
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Carman: Is Mason really evil? No, he can't be, they're probably just trying to make us betray one another. But one thing is for sure, we need to keep an eye on Mason
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Oooooohhhh! Mason's being found out. Does anything think he'll make it farther? Poor Volante and Freezeo, especially Freezeo after having all of that pain done to him. Speaking of that…Mew and Victini do not know anything about Kung Fu movies. Will the next chapter be as good as this? Will Mason stay in much longer? Will Vile stay in until the merge? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!
