Chapter 29 of a gary-stu trollfic that isn't so trolly anymore titled "Tom"
"Why are the Clans full of so many scars?" Handsomehandsome asked himself, staring at his beautiful reflection in the lake's water.
A new reflection rippled up. Two actually. Squirrelstar and Bramblestar.
"Handsomekit," his foster mother mewed, her pelt sparkling with stars beneath the surface in the sunset's light. "I lied to you and your father. I am so sorry. To both of you."
Bramblestar flattened his ears. "I'm not his father," he said just as the blue-gold deputy said, "He's not my father,"
"Goldenflower was right. She told me to review you, Squirrelstar, but I was blinded by Handsomehandsome's dazzling pelt." The dark tabby sighed. His amber eyes looked up at his foster son's eyes. "Handsomehandsome there is a prophecy. A prophecy in which you must accept with your pixelated heart so you can achieve your destiny."
"Tell it to me," he said eagerly.
"I can't," Bramblestar meowed. "You must go to the Moonpool."
"But I'm realy comfy right here. Look! The cover of my story is a picture of me sitting right here lookin at my reflection."
"Fine, whatever," Bramblestar then told his son- his foster son- the prophecy that Firestar had passed down to him from Bluestar. "A tom of golden fur and bright glowing eyes will bring the Clans together and clean the forest of its scars."
Handsomehandsome looked down at his blue paws. His sharp claws dug into the soft, wet sand. For a moment he remained pensive.
He looked back at his faux parents, but they were gone. A whistling sound brimmed in his ears. He looked across the lake.
Two cats walked together atop the water leaving a trail of stars on the lake.
Handsomehandsome understood his prophecy after watching the two starry cats pad across the lake with an entwined destiny.
He understood what he needed to do. He needed to take over the Clans of the lake.
"Wrong!" Bramblestar growled in his head. "My soul purpose in life was to take over the Clans. Not yours!" Oops. That wasn't Bramblestar, it was Tigerstar.
"Whatever. Get out of my head, Grandpaw." Handsomehandsome mewed to the evil voice, scratching his blue ear with his hind leg. "Oh wait, you aren't my grandpaw. Lol."
Tigerstar sighed in frustration and padded angrily out of Handsomehandsome's conscious. Then a new dead cat spoke into his head. They sounded like the wise and beautiful, but kind of pedophilic, Spottedleaf. *cue Hyrule Warriors cutsene music* *activate female narrator voice from Hyrule Warriors*
"Your destiny leads to greatness, Handsomehandsome," the soft voice whispered. She sounded like the majestic voice from the Hyrule Warriors cut scenes. "However, this greatness does not come from controlling your fellow Clan cats. There are scars in the forest and beside the lake, Handsomehandsome, who will attempt to take over the Clans using their dark forces. In other words, the cats exiled from ThunderClan are plotting revenge. They've turned evil," Spottedleaf said regretfully. "Tell Birchstar you are leaving on a quest. You must go to each Clan, gain their trust, and set out to find the Clan traitors."
"There's more than ThunderClan traitors?" He asked.
"Every Clan has them. Lionblaze and Leafpool and the other cats exiled have many connections." Spottedleaf seemed to sigh
"Spottedleaf," He was about to ask a question about Jayfeather, his biological father, but the StarClan medicine cat had already dissipated from his conscious leaving his head more empty than usual.
