alright everybody akira toriyama is back. no reviews today, but i do want to announce the winners of the contest i announced in chapter 13. those results will be at the end of the chapter so stay tuned. anyway here is the fic

chapter 27uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: konkichi.

weclh's absorbed the green bean that was hesitantly handed to him by fructose. "You know, your first mistake was healing me." he said, before floating into the air. "Your second mistake was beating me up in the first place." he glared directly at Gorg... "And your third mistake was-"

"no more of that" said cilantra. "anyway. we should do what we were planning on doing probably so i can go home and not have to see welchs for another day. i fear for my life every time i work with him"

"agreed" said Gorg...

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"so what brings ya here anyway tien? never thought you to be the drinking type" said launch, before downing an entire bucket of beer.

gohan said "well actually we were looking for konkichi. is he here?"

"konkichi? nope. he said he'd be dumpster divin'. personally i'd just ransack a store for that but whatever."

belle thought for a moment. "well, that isn't ideal, but not a dealbreaker"

bulma looked at her confused. "dealbreaker for what?"

"nevermind lol"

"HEY" screamed laed beepus. "WHAT DOES LOL MEAN"

"that does not matter right now" said WHISper. "what matters now is finding konkichi. gohan, bulma, belle, beepus, tien, oleracea, new jeice we need 2 leave"

"yeah okay" said oleracea before sliding out the door.

"wait!" said launch. "tien, there's so much we gotta catch up on!"

tien stopped. "well, uh..." he said awkwardly, trailing off.

"hold on maybe she could come along and then we could explain everything along the way" said belle.

"guess i'm up for it" said launch before getting up. just then BROLY BURST IN THROUGH THE DOOR launch grabbed and gun and fired it at the ceiling scaring him away "alright let's go"

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future puar woke up on a familiar island with a broken down house. "isn't this kame house?" he said to himself. "maybe. i think" he saw a strange glowing and pulsating orb that was rapidly changing colors in the center of the wreckage. the closer to it he got the higher he got. "yeah nevermind its drugs"

he heard a nearby voice. "hey i've got some tobacco i could supply you with"

"HOLY Shout IT'S ME"

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"so you fought a god?" asked launch. goku nodded. "sick"

gohan said "well whats been going on right now is that theres someone destroying timelines and also there is a new frieza"

"oh come on! what a cop-out"

"yeah i know"

"by the way im a space alien"

"wait /what/"

"yeah apparently im the legendary super saiyan or somethin'. personally i think it's stupid. but my gun can now blow up the planet if i wanted to"

everyone recoiled in horror. "th-thats nice," said bulma. "v-very good to hear!"

"since when was launch a saiyan" whispered tien with shock and confusion. and ?FEAR

"eh, don't know if i'll ever have to use it."

awkward silence filled the air as they continued walking at a leisurely pace. "I WONDER HOW EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING" shouted lard beepus

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oolong looked over at the wreckage of kame house. "so i just realized something. wasnt master roshi in there"

"yeah he was" said puar

"well shit hes dead now"

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eventually they saw a light green fox furry digging in a dumpster. goku immediately recognized him. "konkichi! it's me!"

the furry turned around to look at him.

"hey! it's me! goku!"

"brotha'!?"

without further ado... here are the winners of the lard beepus fanfiction contest

3. scяεαмs σ' sнα∂σωs by ~jesuslovesme~

summary: The future is a grim place for even those working for the shadow of time. Future Puar x Dark future Yamcha, r&r, T just in case, MxM, Don't like dont read!

rating: k

pairings: future puar x dark future yamcha, future yajirobe x future korin

akira commentoriyama: the story is very long and very depressing and will leave you on the edge of your feat. the'res death, gore, angst, no lemons though which is good because i am two yeares (coutn em, two) old. very good but if you hope for a happy ending for future puar and dark future yamcha don't read this fic. at least future yajirobe and future korin get a happy ending. although one i thing i want to mention is that future yajirobe does not exist, actually. it's always been present yajirobe manipulating the time stream to his every whim. sad fic

author's commentary: i wanted to take a break fro my brainPOP fanfiction, forbidden desires, and i though "oh hey what a scrumptios dandy idea to write" and i did it. also the title got mess Maned up a bit but whatever. Moby is M

2. Super Saiyan... Dog? by animazingPanic2931

summary: Courage is with his elderly owners, Muriel and Eustace, when an odd danger arrives, saying he is looking for a "Super Saiyan God". The bad news is, the one who arrived is in fact a god, and will not hesitate to blow up everything if he so pleases. The good news? Courage found a way to possibly save Muriel, and possibly the entire world. But how is he going to keep the god entertained, Eustace from doing something he will regret, and find this "Super Saiyan God" in time?

rating: k+

pairings: bulma x the black death

akira commentoriyama: so. this fic is a super fuc. ing long read. took me two weaks. im Weak. Im Weak. I'm weak. I'm weak! Lard beepus isn't even in it! 10/?. Great! :) I sure love B

author's commentary: i don't know why everytime i try to write the usmmary is says that one of the pairings is bulma x the black death. bulma isn't even IN this story. for the past three Weaks figurines of various dragon ball characters have been physically manifesting inmy house. i don't remember entering this contest. i've never even READ lard beepus. send help

and number one...

1. Belle's blind dating show! by 13launchismygirlfriend666

summary: Needing to get money to fund the gang's journey to New Namek (after capsule corp was robbed dry,) Belle takes advice from Yamcha and Puar, who tell her to start a TV show. And what is that show? Belle's Blind Dates! She begins setting up all of her friends on, often bizarre, blind dates! T because Warrior Cats.

rating: t

pairings: there's a lot of them but the biggest ones are yamcha x puar and yajirobe x korin

akira commentoriyama: splendid.

author's commentary: I am gay, gay gay, I love long big Cockatoos i am Super Super DRAGON BALL SUPER

it was very hard picking from the list because there were so many (like 4) so if you were in the top three be proud! to anyone outside of the first three places you get the participation trophy of death. you get put to sleep now the prizes as follow:

for third place a clay and pipe cleaner figurine of lard beepus, signed by yours truly

for second place a lunch with mr satan an akira toriyama (me) and a clay and pipe cleaner figurine of lard beepus, signed by yours truly

and finally for first place a lifetime supply of cheetos, tangerines, and molasses, a lunch with mr satan an akira toriyama (me) and a clay and pipe cleaner figurine of lard beepus, signed by yours truly

congratulations everyone!