Summary: Dark Pit wakes up in the pits of HELL!
Notes: So this month is pride month and its ALL ABOUT THE BEST COMMUNITY EVER, THE QUEER COMMUNITY. Viridi and I get to celebrate our gayness and tell all of the straight disgusting people like Pitstain to fuck off. School is also over and I passed all of my classes. I'm going to miss having Gaol as my English teacher but I'm glad I don't have to see Ms. Pandora ever again.
CHAP 27: ESCAPE FROM HELL PART 1 THE BEGINNING
After what felt like hours, I finally arrived in hell. It was all hot and stuff like it was described in the stupid book called the Bible IN WHICH ROS ISN'T REAL! A devil like person was waiting for me.
"Welcome to hell Pittoo," he said.
"Wait, Hell isn't supposed to exist," I said.
"What makes you think that?" he said.
"Because God isn't real,"I replied.
The devil man then took a step back and realized I was right. He blinked twice before comprehending the truth.
"As a matter of fact, you're right," he said. "I'm not supposed to exist. The only reason I am here is because of ever since Donald Trump invaded Nintendo World, God was Jason Borne again. I suggest meeting up with Satan to find out more."
It was weird that the fake devil person was working with me before I remembered that Satin hates God as much as I do. Knowing that Viridi and the others were in danger, I had to put my trust into him or else I would let the evil conservatives win and I didn't want that to happen. So I ran down the corridors of Hell and into Satan's lair to meet up with him.
Summer finally arrived knocking down the corner for everyone. While it indicated a start of a new life for new high school graduates, it was just another day for those in the work force. Palutena was getting ready for another day of work when Pit unexpectedly stepped inside. She turned around and wondered what her son was doing up so early.
"Mom?" he began.
"Yes?" She tilted her head, catching onto how hesitant his voice sounded. Was something up?
"I... I have something to tell you." Pit swallowed hard and paused for a minute. Palutena stared at him. Not once did her gaze move away. He took another deep breath before continuing. "Mom... I don't know how to say this but... I'm gay."
"What?!" Palutena couldn't believe it. She could tell he was expecting immediate rejection or for her to play it off as a phrase, just like she did with her other son. Before Pit knew, Palutena wrapped her arms around him.
"There's nothing wrong with being gay honey," she told him. "In fact, it takes tons of courage to come out, even if the process lasts basically forever."
Pit beamed wide as his mother kissed him on the cheek, told him to go back to bed before taking off for work. As he watched her depart, Pit was surprised at how open-minded his mother was-then again, she always kept her head up high and tried her best. With those words, he decided to go back to bed and catch up on some z's.
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Summary: Dark Pit wokes up in the pats of HALE!
Notes: So thes moth is pride monh and its ALL ABOT THE BESS CUMMENATIE EVAR, THE QUIRE CUMMANTOAN. Me and Viridi get to calibrate our gayness and tell all of the strait discussing peple lik Pitstain 2 fuk off. Scool is olso ovar and I pased all of my clases. Im gonna miss haven Gaol as my ingles teecher but im glad i dont haf2 cia Ms. Pandora evar agen.
CHAP 27: ESCAP FORM HALE PART 1 THE BIGONANG
Aftar what folt lick haurs, I finale arivd in hale. It was all hot and stuf liek it was deskriebed in the stoopid buk kaled the Bibal IN WISH ROD ISANT REEL! A deval like persan wuz waten 4 for me.
"Welcum 2 hale Pittoo" he said.
"Weit, Hale isnt saposed 2 exaust" I sade.
"Wat maks u thic tat" he sad.
"Becuz God isant reel" i repeled.
The doval man tig tok a stap back and reelised I wuz rite. He bliked tise b4 cumpahedding the trooth.
"as amata of fac ur rite" he sade "Im not sapasta esesst. Thee only rasen I am hare is becuz of evar sence Donal Tardhp evaded Nentando Wurld, God wuz jasin borne agen. I sogast mating up wif Satan to fed up mor."
It was werd that the fake devul persan wuz werkan with me be4 i remambard that Satin haets God as mush as ido. Knewing that Viridi and the ottars where in danjer I had 2 put my tust in2 hem or elsa i wuld let the evil conservatics win and I didant want tat2 hapen. So i runned down the cacas of Hale and on2 Setans layer 2 met up with him.
Summer finally arrived knocking down the corner for everyone. While it indicated a start of a new life for new high school graduates, it was just another day for those in the work force. Palutena was getting ready for another day of work when Pit unexpectedly stepped inside. She turned around and wondered what her son was doing up so early.
"Mom?" he began.
"Yes?" She tilted her head, catching onto how hesitant his voice sounded. Was something up?
"I... I have something to tell you." Pit swallowed hard and paused for a minute. Palutena stared at him. Not once did her gaze move away. He took another deep breath before continuing. "Mom... I don't know how to say this but... I'm gay."
"What?!" Palutena couldn't believe it. She could tell he was expecting immediate rejection or for her to play it off as a phrase, just like she did with her other son. Before Pit knew, Palutena wrapped her arms around him.
"There's nothing wrong with being gay honey," she told him. "In fact, it takes tons of courage to come out, even if the process lasts basically forever."
Pit beamed wide as his mother kissed him on the cheek, told him to go back to bed before taking off for work. As he watched her depart, Pit was surprised at how open-minded his mother was-then again, she always kept her head up high and tried her best. With those words, he decided to go back to bed and catch up on some z's.
