Chocolate Frog Card: (Bonus) Lorcan Scamander: Challenge: Write about Lorcan Scamander.

Myths & Legends: Task: Write about an argument that is mainly about cheese (for whatever reason) and reference to the sport of cheese rolling, too.

Ultimate Hermione Pairing Challenge: Hermione/Lorcan Scamander

Gringotts: Hermione/Lorcan [Hermione - Pairings]

Word Count: 323


"You can't be serious," Hermione puffed, glaring at the man sat on her settee. "You've had cheese all day, you can't want more of it now!"

"Of course I can," Lorcan replied, smirking at her. "I love cheese almost as much as I love you. However, cheese does taste delicious so it is gaining on you," he winked.

"Great," she muttered. "I'm competing with food for your love." She rolled her eyes. "It tastes good, yes," she agreed. "But it isn't so good that you would want to eat it all day."

"Yes it is," he argued. "Plus, I'm not the only one who loves it so much," he pointed out, huffing when she gave him a blank look. "Cheese rolling!" he exclaimed.

"Excuse me?" she gasped.

"Cheese rolling," he repeated. "It's a sport. Maybe I should play," he mused.

"You're really considering to play cheese rolling?" she asked in disbelief. "You're just as odd as your mother."

Lorcan grinned teasingly. "I wasn't," he admitted. "I was just going to be teasing you but since you seem to love the idea of it so much, I'll skip the sandwich and find a way to play."

"Fine," she puffed, glaring. "I'll make you another cheese sandwich, if, you get me all the food I want, tomorrow."

"Deal," he agreed happily. "Do you think cheese rollers have a uniform? Would I be hot in it?"

"Good. Chocolate here I come," she grinned, choosing to ignore his questions.

"Chocolate? Too much chocolate can be extremely sickly!" he told her, not believing she'd want a confection all day.

"So can cheese," she added. "Now, you love me more than cheese and I love you more than chocolate, so zip it."

"Have I mentioned that you still taste better than cheese?" he asked, trying to change the direction of the conversation to something much more pleasurable. The way her eyes seemed to darken, he supposed he was successful.