Chapter 29.
AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111 Fok sounds like spock… She's so nerdy :)
"Oh my satan!1" I've never heard anyone use that phrase in real life… OMS. we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle Head of the wizard google. mstarted to shoot at us angrily. *throws grenade* BOOM!
"CUM NOW!1!" So wrong… there's a gas station called Kum & Go… Preacher McGongel yielded. Every time she says yielded, I think of the robots from WALL-E who just have HALT in big letters. xD We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket. Carmel? Now that's kinky.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily. Yeah! Don't take their kinkyness away!
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. So many things wrong with that sentence it's not even funny. "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. Home of the Fruit loops. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly. It's like Snoop Dogg. That's hilarious, a rappin' gangsta Snape. Just imagine the epicness…
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. So inappropriate… There were all these werid tools in it. Kinky. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez I have no idea if tom felnot does, but I know Tom Felton definitely does. 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111). I did not comprehend half of that sentence. O.O
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). I need a translator for Tarian language! Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes. HONK HONK! *Goose pops out and runs around the room*
And then….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. I love how she thinks everything requires magic. xD She probably believe the lamps are magic… Like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots ballots = votes, polls, surveys gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
"Crosio!" I shouted. I'm upset. I liked Crookshanks better. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. Ballet = form of dancing mostly performed by women I STOPPED DA CURSE. CAPS LOCK Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. Including herself? Talk about backfiring… She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry. So odd… This is odder than the ninja fights I have with my friend in the middle of class.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Who? Remember the cideo u took of Snake." Are we back to Snaketail? Love child of Wormtail and Nagini?
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111 S&M…
