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Me: llama……..
Twin: …….flavored Jellybeans.
Me and Twin: LLAMA FLAVORED JELLYBEANS!!
Me: I wonder if they make Edward Cullen flavored Jellybeans?
Twin: ooohhh I want a Jasper Hale flavored Jellybean!
Me: ME TOO!! Mmmmmm
Twin: Sadly, they don't sell those…..
Me: So there is no way to own Twilight……
Twin: ……..or its' Edward-Cullen-Jasper-Hale-flavored-goodness.

Chapter 29: Jellybeans and Tampons

Bella's POV:

"Everyone Line up along the line! We're picking teams for Basketball!" Coach Clapp yelled as he walked into the gym of blabbering students. Oh no. Basketball. We lined up along the line as Emmett told Coach Clapp why he was here today…..whatever his excuse was.

"We need 4 captains! There will be two games….." he went on over the rules. When he finished he yelled, "Cullen! Newton! Stanley! Franchez! Team captains." Emmett, Mike, Jessica, and some kid named Greg walked forward and Emmett yelled, "I PICK BELLA!!" loudly. Disappointment clouded Mike's features.

"HEY! How come he gets to pick first?!" Mike whined. Emmett whirled around with a grin on his face, "Because I can whoop your ass, Newton." He laughed.
"Oh yea?" Mike said, walking towards Emmett.
"I'LL THUMB-WRESTLE YOU FOR IT!!" Emmett yelled. I laughed, even in THUMB-WRESTLING Mike was going to get his ass whooped.
"YOU'RE ON!" Mike said. They went in closer and grabbed hands. "1-2-3-4-I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!" They yelled together, and then their thumbs took up protective stances. I let out a loud laugh. Mike looked over at me, distracted, and Emmett took his thumb down on Mike's. "I WIN!!" Emmett yelled. I tried to hide my laughter as coughs as Mike looked sadly at me.

After the teams were all organized, we started the games. It was our team versus Mike's. Emmett was working the court, he barely needed to pass the ball. But he still did, not that he needed to. It would seem rather not-human to not need to.

"BELLA! GRAB THE BALL BEFORE NEWTON!!!" Emmett yelled as the ball bounced past me. Mike was running after it, so I ran after the ball, right behind Mike. And tripped. I tripped and fell on Mike, who was knocked to the ground. I was on top of Mike, and the ball was slowly rolling right next to me. So I grabbed the ball and tossed it to Emmett. He shot it in the basket. "WHOOP!!" he yelled.

"NO FAIR!!" Mike whined. Emmet's booming laughter was heard all throughout the gym as we walked into the locker rooms. Maaan, I was thirsty. Before I got dressed, I grabbed my large bottle of Gatorade and downed it.

Only to find afterward, that it wasn't Gatorade.

Emmett's POV:

My pants started vibrating. What the hell?! OHMAIGAWD!!

"MY PANTS ARE VIBRATING!! AHHH!" I yelled. All the guys in the locker room turned to stare at me.
"Dude, it's your phone."
"Oh," I said feeling like an idiot. So maybe that's where they get it from….

I grabbed my phone out of my pocket and looked at the text message I received;

We're going hunting, and to help Edward pick up on Victoria's trail. Take care of Bella today…..NO TROUBLE. We'll be back later tonight.

Jasper

AHAHAHAH this was great! Now I can put my newest plan into acti—

My phone buzzed again.

Emmett, don't even think about taking her sky diving without a parachute. Or sky diving at all for that matter.

Alice

Damn, stupid I-can-see-everything-you-do-so-don't-do-anything-future-seeing-vampire. I walked out of the locker room and my jaw dropped.

Bella was laying on the ground, in the middle of the parking lot, with nothing but a towel on. Oh, Eddie-boy's going to kill me. I smiled at the thought.

Angela was bending over Bella, trying to reason with her to get up and put her clothes on.

"Bellsy-boo! What'cha doin'?" I asked, trying not to laugh as I approached them. Angela sighed with relief.
"Oh! Emmett! She drank something out of her water bottle and she's gone hay-wire again! She won't get up!!" Uh oh. I forgot I had put the rest of the Monster in the bottle I threw in Bella's bag when she ran off. There was alcohol in it that time, too. I wasn't going to give it to her. I was going to try it and see if it worked on me. Oops. I did it againnnn.

"Emmett, why do you have a crazy look on your face, and why are you singing 'Oops, I did it again' by Brittney Spears?" Angela asked. Oh, was I singing that out loud?

I picked Bella up off the ground while she held onto the towel around her. Once again she was mumbling about llama-flavored Jellybeans.

"What's that about llama-flavored Jellybeans, Bella?" I laughed as Angela led her into the locker room to get dressed. When they walked back out—or, in Bella's case, jumped out—of the locker room, I grabbed Bella and put her in my jeep.

"My, what a BIG jeep you have….." Bella mumbled, and then burst out laughing. I rolled my eyes as I got in the driver's seat and took off towards our house.

"EMMY!!! I WANT A ALIGATOR!!!" she screamed.
"Bella, It will eat you alive..…"
"I don't care I WANNT ONEE!!!" she screamed, high-pitched, like one of those bratty little kids. I laughed.
"You're my favorite colooorrr!" she laughed. I don't think that made any sense even in her OWN mind. But, being the amazingly awesome Emmett, I decided to have fun with this.
"You're my favorite water-fountain," I said.
"You're my favorite SHOE!"
"You're my favorite hair color!"
"You're my favorite DOOR!!"
"You're my favorite LOCKER!" I yelled. We reached the house by now, and we walked through the door to the living room.

Bella was about to walk in after me but missed the doorway and walked into the wall. I laughed.
"EMMETT! THE WALL HIT ME! WHO PUT THAT THEREE!!"
"God. It's God's sign to you."
"OHMAIGAWSHNESS!! I GOT 2 SIGN'S FROM GOD IN ONE DAY!!......I wonder what it means…." She mumbled the last part. She got up and started knocking on the wall, "GOD? HELLLOOO! ARE YOU IN THERE?!" I roared with laughter. Then, suddenly, being the amazingly-smart-beautiful-incredibly-strong-kick-ass-vampire I am, I thought of the bestest idea ever.

"I have an idea!" I exclaimed. "We can prank call Edward! He will never know it's us!"
"OKIE!!" She jumped up and down. She started running for the phone, but didn't see the couch in the way, so she ran into the couch, and flipped over the back of it, landing on the ground.

" COUCH HIT MEE." She moaned. I roared with laughter as I picked up the phone. I quieted and dialed Edward's number—blocking our number of course. The phone rang once before he answered.

"Hello?" he answered.

"Yes…." I said in a squeaky voice that no one could recognize, "We have received your complaint about your tampons…..we have the manager on the line, please hold."

"Wait—I didn't complain about any tampons!! Who is this?" Edward asked. I blocked the phone speaker and whispered to Bella, telling her to disguise her voice. I handed Bella the phone.

"Hello??" Edward asked.

"Hiya! We are so sorry your tampons dint stop you problemzes. We are gunna help. Firstest you gotta push it—"

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!" Edward yelled, cutting off Bella's slurred words.

"Hey, that my name!!" she yelled. I roared with laughter.

"Bella, could you please hand the phone to Emmett?" Edward asked calmly.
"whyyyy? I thoughted you wants to talk to meh!" she whined.
"I do, but I need to speak to Emmett first…."
"OKIIEE! EMMY-BEAR!!" she yelled, and ran into the wall again. "OHMAIGAWSHNESS! IT'S ANOTHER SIGN FROM GOD!!" she yelled. I burst into more laughter.
"Bella! I'm over here!" I said, waving to her. I picked up the phone, "h-hello?" I asked, laughing.

"EMMETT! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?!?!"

"Wellll……today I gave her something called a 'Monster' when we were at school……she went crazy. Acting like she was drunk. Well, it wore off later. I had a bottle of more of it mixed with alcohol for ME, but when I grabbed Bella's stuff it slipped in there, and she drank it. It was a complete accident."
"Yea, just like EVEERYYYY thing else you do! "
"Look, Eddie, is everyone with you?"
"DO NOT CALL ME EDDIE! Yea, and I can see today's events going through their heads. I mean, wh—A FIRE?!!? YOU CAUGHT BELLA'S CLASS ON FIRE?!?!! SHE COULD HAVE BEEN HURT! EMM—" I pushed End on the cell phone and snapped it shut.

"OKAY Bellsy-boo, what do you want to do now?"

Edward's POV:

Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper were finished hunting a couple minutes before my phone went off. I looked at the number, but it was private. I answered.

"Hello?" I asked.

"Yes…." There was a squeaky sounding voice,"We have received your complaint about your tampons…..we have the manager on the line, please hold."

"Wait—I didn't complain about any tampons!! Who is this?" I asked. Alice, Jasper and Rosalie roared with laughter. "Wow, Edward, I didn't think you needed those…." Rosalie laughed.

"Hello??" I asked again.

"Hiya! We are so sorry your tampons dint stop you problemzes. We are gunna help. Firstest you gotta push it—" hey, I knew that voice anywhere…..everyone behind me was roaring with laughter.

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!" I yelled, cutting off Bella's slurred words.

"Hey, that my name!!" she yelled. I heard Emmett roar with laughter. Behind me, Alice and Jasper were in hysterics and Rosalie not far behind.

"Bella, could you please hand the phone to Emmett?" I asked calmly.
"whyyyy? I thoughted you wants to talk to meh!" she whined.
"I do, but I need to speak to Emmett first…."
"OKIIEE! EMMY-BEAR!!" she yelled, and ran into what sounded like the wall. "OHMAIGAWSHNESS! IT'S ANOTHER SIGN FROM GOD!!" she yelled. Alice, Rosalie and Jasper burst into more laughter.
"Bella! I'm over here!" I heard Emmett say. He picked up the phone, "h-hello?" he asked, laughing.

"EMMETT! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?!?!" I yelled, furious.

"Wellll……today I gave her something called a 'Monster' when we were at school……she went crazy. Acting like she was drunk. Well, it wore off later. I had a bottle of more of it mixed with alcohol for ME, but when I grabbed Bella's stuff it slipped in there, and she drank it. It was a complete accident."
"Yea, just like EVEERYYYY thing else you do! "
"Look, Eddie, is everyone with you?"
"DO NOT CALL ME EDDIE! Yea, and I can see today's events going through their heads. I mean, wh—A FIRE?!!? YOU CAUGHT BELLA'S CLASS ON FIRE?!?!! SHE COULD HAVE BEEN HURT! EMM—" the line went dead.

I sighed and turned around to face my family. They were silent for 2 seconds, and then burst into roars of laughter.

Emmett's POV:

"Bella? Are you sure you want to go through with this….?" I asked. She was better, but not completely. She was still hyper.

"YUPP!!" she exclaimed, popping the P.
"Good, because I wouldn't let you back out even if you wanted to," I laughed as I handed her the ringing phone. Then someone answered.

"Hello?"

"Hi Mike, this is Bella……"

A/N: ooohhh! Cliff hanger! LOLOLOL. What will happen? Why the hell is Bella calling Newton?! Next chapter!! :) Courtesy of Tampon prank to spriknledwithtwilight from "What Happens when Emmett is left alone with Bella". THANKEES!! Once again, most 'colorful' and unique review gets posted! That means if you use crazy words and stuff lawlz. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN THE NEXT CHAPTER, the more reviews I get, the faster the next chapter gets posted! LURVE YOO GUYZZ!