The Kisser is Out

Author: GleekShip

Spoilers: Up to Season 2, Episode 12 "Silly Love Songs

Summary: The Glee Girls force Sam into a bet with Finn.

Pairings: Sam/Finn, Kurt/Puck

Author's Note: Finn never slept with Santana.

The Kisser is Out


TWO WEEKS LATER


SAM

Sam fiddles with his tie.

This will never work. It's been forever.

Sam growls and pulls the tie off. He flops down on this bed, folding his hands over his chest.

Stupid . . . stupid him

Sam takes his pillow and throws it hard across the room. It hits his bookcase and falls softly to the floor.

A chuckle came from the doorway.

"What did that poor pillow ever do to you?"

Sam tried forcing a smile, but failed. "I'm imagining that it's him. Stupid . . . him." He whispers the last part.

Puck sighs and sits down next to Sam. "I know you don't believe it, but I know that he loves you."

Sam snorts.

"Seriously dude. Ever since Kurt started this whole plan, we've been watching him like a hawk. He glances at you. Like, all the time." Puck hits Sam's leg. "Now come on. Everyone's waiting for us."

"Yippee." Sam cheers with fake joy. "Going stag to the prom."

Puck grabs Sam's chin and forces the blonde to look him in the eyes. "You're going with friends. And by the end of the night, you'll have a boyfriend. Now cheer the hell up. Kurt picked out our suits and he'll be mad if we don't use them." Puck declares as he fixes Sam's tie.

"Doesn't that mean better sex?" Sam asks as he stands up.

"Not with Kurt. It means no sex and I . . . I just can't do that." Puck admits.

Sam chuckles as he throws and arm around Puck's shoulder. "Lets go rock out with our cocks out."

FINN

Finn fidgets as Quinn descends the staircase.

Stupid Quinn. I could be going with my boyfriend, but I'm stuck here with stupid . . . you.

"Don't you look handsome Finn."

Finn forces a smile for his girlfriend. "And you look . . . beautiful." Finn grinds his teeth.

"Picture time." Mrs. Fabray announces.

Finn forces himself to wrap an arm around Quinn.

I bet Sam and I would look way better. I wonder if I can get a picture with him tonight. Wait. Is he going?

"Finn."

Finn breaks from his thoughts and glances down at Quinn. "Yeah."

Quinn smirks. "I said open the door. We wouldn't want to be late."

Finn forces himself to smile until the door is shut behind them. He drops Quinn's hand.

"Stop with the attitude Finn. This is supposed to be my prom night. Mine. Now you better make it perfect. Now open my door."

Finn suppresses a groan as he opens the door and offers his hand. She smiles as she takes his hand and lowers herself into the car.

"Much better." She snaps before Finn shuts the door.

I'm not going to kill her. I'm not going to kill her.

"See Finn." She says as she takes his free hand from the steering wheel. "We're having a good time. Just you . . . and me."

Finn squeezes her hand until she yelps in pain. "Finn."

"Sorry." Finn half-apologizes. "Must be the nerves."

"Well." She scoffs. "You need to get over them by the time we get there."

"We would have already been there if we rode with our friends."

"We don't need a limo to have fun. Plus we're prom king and queen candidates. We need to show up together . . . and not with a bunch of geeks." She snaps.

Finn slams his hand on the wheel. "Those geeks are out friends."

"No. They're not. Now stop with the attitude. I don't need to be stressed out so soon before I give my winning speech."

I'm not going to kill her. I'm just going to trade her off. Yeah. Maybe I can get enough to buy Sam a nice apology dinner. Or move to another school so we don't have to worry about the bullies.

KURT

The pale boy smiles as soon as he steps into the limo. He is the last of the New Directions to be picked up, minus Finn and Quinn.

"Hey babe." Puck acknowledges him with a smile.

Kurt chuckles as he slides into the seat between Sam and Puck. "Look at my two handsome boys." Puck and Sam blush. "My best friend." He squeezes Sam's hand. "And my boyfriend." He leans up and kisses Puck.

"You look beautiful babe." Puck mutters against Kurt's lips.

Kurt chuckles. "And if your good, you'll get to see how beautiful I am out of it. Tonight." He adds as he nips at Puck's ear.

Puck growls and slumps against the seat.

Kurt smiles as he looks to Sam. "Very dapper Mr. Evans."

Sam blushes. "Thanks. Kind of had a few problems with the tie, but it all worked out."

"Good." Kurt leans up and kisses Sam on the cheek. "How are you feeling?"

Sam slowly nods. "Better now that I'm with everyone, but . . . tonight . . . it's going to be hard."

"I know." Kurt squeezes his hand. "But we're going to make sure the Fi-he knows what he's missing out on."

Sam leans up and kisses Kurt on the cheek. "Thank you."

"Your welcome."

Puck sits up and leans over Kurt. "What about my kiss Sammy? I thought we've come closer these past few weeks." He whines.

Sam chuckles before leaning close to Puck and kissing him on the cheek. Then he pinches Puck's cheeks.

"Oh isn't he a cute baby? Yes he is. Yes he is." Sam coos.

Kurt laughs as Puck rolls his eyes and relaxes into Kurt's side.

SAM

Sam takes a hesitant step in the loud room. He quickly notices dance theme. A huge disco ball is set up in the middle of the room. Lights are flashing, bodies are moving.

"So what do you think?" Kurt asks as he comes up from behind the blonde.

"It . . . looks . . . great."

"I know right. And it's perfect. You'll get to show your moves on the dance floor. Show him how to work your body." Kurt encourage.

Sam slides an arm around Kurt's shoulder. "Let's show him."


So, up next is prom. I'm splitting it into two parts. It will be from many POV's. And then a few chapters after. So this story will end before Chapter 35. I'd say . . . 32. So let me know what you think. Please review and critique everything.