Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

As Voldy and J.K. Rowling were talking, a loud bell sounded. "O no! Come on, we have to get the students their food, or they're go crazier than Draco/Hermione shippers!" yelled Rowling.

"O, NO! that's crazier than even Draco/Ginny shippers. This is bad!" Voldy yelled back.

All hell broke lose. Their where women running everywhere, making all types of different food. Rowling was running everywhere; she was faster than Wormtail on bath day! J.K Rowling yelled at V to start washing the dirty dishes.

Voldy started to, he was using a long hose like thing. Everything was going fine, in till he lost control of it and it started spraying water everywhere. He got tangled in it and slipped, and got a face full of water. Voldy could hear the students coming down to the Great Hall.

"Hurry up!" yelled Rowling.

"Aw, we'll never get the food up in time." yelled V.

"Yes, we will!"

They worked and worked, V never worked so hard in his life, except maybe on his hair. So, you think everything turned out right. WRONG. See, something bad happen, one of Voldy's blond hairs was found in a student's food. Not just any student but Harry Potter's food.

So poor old Voldy was called sown into DD's office. V walked in, Harry was already there talking with DD and chuckling. I suspect they where making fun of V.

"Aw, Voldy you're here. We need to talk," said DD. "You see one of your hairs got into Harry Potter's food."

"Well, we don't know if it's mine," said V trying to get out of it.

"It's blond."

"That Rowling lady has blond hair, and so does like half the women working down there."

"Yes, but the hair found in the food smelled like lilac kiwi splash." answered DD.

"Darn," said V out loud, see V uses lilac kiwi splash shampoo.

"Yeah, and you thought you would get an invite to Harry's wedding." DD was laughing.

"But, I should of!"

"O Voldy," Harry was talking for the first time in this fanfic. "You're so stupid. No one likes you. Don't you get it, you're a joke. You hair looks like crap!"

Tyler: Ha, finally some one told him!

Voldy: What the hell I thought you liked my hair, I thought it's cool.

Al Gore: I created bad hair.

John Madden: You want some hot dogs? They always chear me up.

Tyler: Why are we doing this?

Voldy: Do you guys really think my hair is bad?

Paris Hilton: Terrible, now who wants to sleep with me.

Harry: I fear this is the worst fanfics ever.

Tyler: Yeah!

Frodo: Where's my frign' ring

Darth Vader: Voldy, I'm you father

Voldy: Really?

Darth Vader: No

Voldy: Oh

Well at least Voldy didn't get fired!