Hi. :P For those of you who are intrested in that Lavender Town thingy I'm always going on about, look up "The Noble Purple Town" by yours truly!


"Ughhh... where am I..." Dimentio wondered after waking up from the whole fainting thing.

"Oh. Right. The rotted flesh burrito." Dimentio said out loud.

His stomach then let out a long, loud growel.

"I wonder what they really made for dinner..."

Dimentio walked out of the kitchen into the large dining room to find them all eating burritos.

"No! Stop! THERE TAINTED!" Dimentio screamed

"Geez, Dimentio. They taste just fine!" Belinda said and took a bite of her burrito.

"But- but- but..." Dimentio stuttered.

"Dimentio, are you sick or something?" Cidy asked

"NO!" Dimentio yelled "YOU BRATS KEEP PULLING PRANKS ON ME!"

"Were ONLY children!" Mariza said putting on a pouty face

"You all are above 12! How can you be children!?" Dimentio said then stormed off.

"Hey guys! Let's go sing the F.U.N song!" Samantha said

"YEAH!" everybody cheered.

"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere, anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!" They all sang.

Then Kortez and Link chimed in with the second verse

"F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium! BOMBS! N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS-"

"WOULDS YOU INGRATES JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE?!" Dimentio yelled from upstairs.

"No." Scales said

With Dimmy!

Dimentio flopped on his bed, he was going to take a nap. When suddenly, Merlon appeared in front of him!

"Dimentio! You must learn to have FUN! To teach you this lesson, I'm turning you into a GIRL!" Merlon said then waved his arms.

Dimentio looked down at himself.

"Sh*t" He said

**To be continued**