BONUS CHAPTER (If you can call it that. I don't even know. I'm just trying to keep my goal of 400 words each day lol. Apologies in advance.)
Chat: Lunette!
LP: Yes, Chat?
Chat: I want to file a complaint.
LP: What is it this time, Chat?
Chat: This last Fanfiction didn't have enough cookies!
LP: Seriously? Your upset about cookies?
Chat: I NEED MORE COOKIES!
LP: You're worse than Tikki, you know that?
Chat: DUPAIN-CHENG COOOOOOOOOKIES!
Mari: Oh, poor kitty! Come on, let's go make you some cookies.
Chat: See? SEE? Mari loves me, unlike you!
LP: Chat, it's Marichat May...of course Marinette loves you.
Mari: Yep! But only for a few more days because, in canon, I'm more of an Adrienette kinda girl.
Chat:But...but...MARI!
LP: Oh will you two cut it out? Just go make your cookies already! Oh, and make a batch for CubbyUnicornMama and Epcot97 while you're at it.
Chat: WHAT? Why do I have to share my cookies with them?
LP: Because they worked their butts off this month to write about you guys!
Chat: Pft. You just feel bad because you read their stuff and loved it, but didn't comment! I'm not sharing my cookies because of your guilt!
LP: Hey! I commented!
Chat: Sure, ONE TIME!
Mari: Just admit it, LP. You suck at commenting.
LP: I do not!
Chat: Do too!
LP: DO NOT!
Mari and Chat: DO TOO!
awkward pause
LP: Ok, so maybe I do suck at commenting. But still, would you just make them some cookies?
Mari: Of course! But maybe you should leave a nice comment tomorrow.
LP: Deal! Should we make unicorn shaped ones?
Mari: For CubbyUnicornMama? That would be fun!
Chat: Yeah! And for Epcot97 we can make...make...uh...what does the username Epcot97 even mean?
Mari: Uh...the Epcot Center. You know, the Disney attraction? At least I think that's what he's referring to, LP?
LP: That's what I always thought. Could be wrong though, I guess.
Chat: Isn't that just a big ball?
Mari: Basically. Should be easy enough to make a cookie that kinda looks like it.
Chat: Alright, then. Unicorns and Epcots coming right up! While we do that, what are you going to write about tomorrow, LP?
LP: deer in the headlights look Uh...cookies?
Mari: Oh dear...so much for a strong finish for Marichat May.
Chat: Told you! You should have written more chapters about us eating cookies!
LP: Chat...I've already told you...
Chat: COOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
LP: whispers Someone, help me!
