BONUS CHAPTER (If you can call it that. I don't even know. I'm just trying to keep my goal of 400 words each day lol. Apologies in advance.)

Chat: Lunette!

LP: Yes, Chat?

Chat: I want to file a complaint.

LP: What is it this time, Chat?

Chat: This last Fanfiction didn't have enough cookies!

LP: Seriously? Your upset about cookies?

Chat: I NEED MORE COOKIES!

LP: You're worse than Tikki, you know that?

Chat: DUPAIN-CHENG COOOOOOOOOKIES!

Mari: Oh, poor kitty! Come on, let's go make you some cookies.

Chat: See? SEE? Mari loves me, unlike you!

LP: Chat, it's Marichat May...of course Marinette loves you.

Mari: Yep! But only for a few more days because, in canon, I'm more of an Adrienette kinda girl.

Chat:But...but...MARI!

LP: Oh will you two cut it out? Just go make your cookies already! Oh, and make a batch for CubbyUnicornMama and Epcot97 while you're at it.

Chat: WHAT? Why do I have to share my cookies with them?

LP: Because they worked their butts off this month to write about you guys!

Chat: Pft. You just feel bad because you read their stuff and loved it, but didn't comment! I'm not sharing my cookies because of your guilt!

LP: Hey! I commented!

Chat: Sure, ONE TIME!

Mari: Just admit it, LP. You suck at commenting.

LP: I do not!

Chat: Do too!

LP: DO NOT!

Mari and Chat: DO TOO!

awkward pause

LP: Ok, so maybe I do suck at commenting. But still, would you just make them some cookies?

Mari: Of course! But maybe you should leave a nice comment tomorrow.

LP: Deal! Should we make unicorn shaped ones?

Mari: For CubbyUnicornMama? That would be fun!

Chat: Yeah! And for Epcot97 we can make...make...uh...what does the username Epcot97 even mean?

Mari: Uh...the Epcot Center. You know, the Disney attraction? At least I think that's what he's referring to, LP?

LP: That's what I always thought. Could be wrong though, I guess.

Chat: Isn't that just a big ball?

Mari: Basically. Should be easy enough to make a cookie that kinda looks like it.

Chat: Alright, then. Unicorns and Epcots coming right up! While we do that, what are you going to write about tomorrow, LP?

LP: deer in the headlights look Uh...cookies?

Mari: Oh dear...so much for a strong finish for Marichat May.

Chat: Told you! You should have written more chapters about us eating cookies!

LP: Chat...I've already told you...

Chat: COOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!

LP: whispers Someone, help me!