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Zivon: Throughout fiction, erotic femme fatales are common place, but no two are more blessed than our combatants today.
DAM: They are Mai Shiranui, the relentless fighter of SNK, and Kasumi, the runaway shinobi of Dead or Alive.
Hazzamo: He's DAM and, because of him, our censorship team has asked for a the night off, so God help us all. That's Zivon, I'm Hazzamo, and we're here to look at their weapons, armor, and abilities to decide who would win a Death Battle.
Zivon: Mai Shiranui is...
DAM: The Watermelon Ninja of the Busty Clan from the Hidden Bush, Jesus Christ, look at her!
Hazzamo: Oh, for fuck's sake...We can't stop him, might as well ride it out now. Mai is a member of the Shiranui Clan, taking up the role of a ninja after some intense training.
Zivon: Yes, like...
DAM: Her training was intense, long periods of hard things being thrust upon her, riding her hard and putting her away wet.
Zivon: Can I get a word in, please? She was trained by her grandfather in the art of the Shiranui-ryuu fighting styles. Like the Koppo-ken, emphasizing on rapid strikes, pressure points, and snapping bones.
DAM: She was also trained by Jubei Yomato in judo, which prefectly complements her Koppo-ken with grapples, throws, and submission holds. Not to mention he got tons of grapples in on her, lucky bastard.
Hazzamo: She has a fairly simple moveset of the divebombing Flying Squirrel Furiante, launching Deadly Ninja Bees, Folding Fan Fandango, Windmill Waster, Kacho San fan throw, and Bushin Shadow Images.
Zivon: The majority of her attacks rely on either powerful hits, missing them leaves her wide open to attack, her endless supply of steel fans which can somehow catch on fire, and fake outs. The source of the fans is her, well...
DAM: She's obviously lactating them since everyone knows badass ninjas lactate either swords for guy ninjas or steel fans for girls.
Hazzamo: Actually, the correct term is Kunoichi, and she dresses that way to distract her opponents with sexual desires. It also puts on display how confident she is in her abilities and how unrestricted she is in combat.
Zivon: She also has the ability of pyrokinesis, able to blaze her fans, project fire, and control any fires she's started. And, not to mention, explosions, she causes explosions.
DAM:Wow, a firecrotch, and Michael Bay's bae, how much more can this chick pull off?!
Hazzamo: She enters the King of Fighter's tournaments constantly to win it and the love of her unofficial fiance, Andy Bogard. She has done fairly well, even being on the winning team in 1999 but she has yet to win it herself.
Zivon: She also isn't the best at what she does, she constantly has to be rescued by Andy or others, despite her training to, well, fight.
DAM: Must...resist...rape joke...Fuck it, she's got great titillation and assets!
"Mai Shiranui of the Shiranui School must teach you a lesson!"
Mai Shiranui:
Age: 23
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 106 lbs.
Bust/Waist/Hip:
87"/55"/91"
Weapons:
Steel Fans
Pyrokinesis
Explosion Conjuring
Fighting Styles:
Shiranui-ryuu fighting styles
Ninjutsu
Koppo-ken
Judo
Moveset:
Flying Squirrel Furiante
Deadly Ninja Bees
Folding Fan Fandango
Windmill Waster
Kacho San
Bushin
Feats:
Master of Ninjutsu and Stealth
Formed the Women's Team
A Member of Andy Bogard's Winning Team
Does Fairly Well in the Tournaments
Pyrokinetic, Can Withstand Being Set on Fire
Can cause Explosions
Weaknesses:
Never accomplished her goal of winning the tournament
Certain attacks leave her wide open if they miss
Constantly kidnapped or overpowered
Zivon: Born in Mugen Tenshin's head family as the second in line to take over, Kasumi was pampered and treated well throughout her childhood.
DAM: Soon after learning she and her best friend, Ayane, were half-siblings, they became bitter enemies, most likely because, for once, the Japanese character with the unnatural hair color wasn't the mascot. Still, big boobs was a tradition kept alive!
Hazzamo: While the second in line, her brother was rendered paraplegic by Raidou, putting Kasumi in-line to be the next leader. However, upon learning who did this, she learned the same Torn Sky Blast that paralyzed her brother and set out without her village's permission to find Raidou, basically making her a runaway shinobi and a burn notice for people to hunt down.
Zivon: She is also trained in the art of Tenjinmon, which gave her immense strength. It focuses evasion, defense, and grapples.
DAM: She was also trained in the art of ninpo, but only for teleportation or the Torn Sky Blast, which is a energy beam of lightning guaranteed to fuck anything up in its path. I guarantee that isn't the only thing electric power she owns that leaves her with a buzz.
Hazzamo: She also utilizes kunai at a distance, usually carrying at least three or as many as six for the Windmill Shuriken, and the wakizashi to slash her opponents to bits.
Zivon: She found him at the first ever Dead or Alive Tournament, winning the whole thing at 17 and going on to kill Raidou, who became even stronger due to genetic experimentation with the help of Ryu Hayabusa.
DAM: What's the age of consent in Japan? Regardless, she's 19 now, legal here in 'Sconsin. She's accomplished a lot for a busty Kunoichi, she's killed her more powerful clone, Alpha-152, evaded capture for two years, defeated the likes of Ayane, Hayate, and Ryu Hayabusa.
Hazzamo: However, prior to going on the run and even still, Kasumi does not prefer fighting as she is somewhat too delicate for what she is capable of. Even though she has toughened up, she still has frequent moments of softness.
Zivon: She was also captured by DOATEC after the first tournament, who made clones of her to create a super soldier army.
DAM: Her fighting style also doesn't help her near-pacifist lifestyle, since it basically has her on the run the whole fight. Even still, this chick has got the goods to really make someone go hard when she beats them.
"You will never defeat me."
Kasumi:
Age: 19
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 106 lbs.
Bust/Waist/Hip:
35"/21"/33"
Weapons:
Wakizashi
Kunai
Windmill Shuriken
Fighting Styles:
Tenjinmon
Abilities:
Ninpo, teleportation and Torn Sky Blast
Feats:
Won the first ever Dead or Alive Tournaments
Killed Raidou and Alpha-152
Defeated Ryu Haybusa, Ayane, and Hayate
Mastered the Torn Sky Blast
Evaded capture for 2 years
Weaknesses:
Pacifist
Fighting style is very passive and grapple-oriented
Zivon: Alright, these combatants are set, let's settle this debate once and for all.
Hazzamo: We have Mai Shiranui, the fighter of the Shiranui Clan, and Kasumi, the disgrace of the Mugen Tenshin.
DAM: It's time for a Death Battle with boobs!
A woman in a revealing red dress wanders through the forest, a wanted flier in her hand. She studied it for a moment, tossing it aside, letting it land at the base of a tree to reveal Kasumi's face. Her search was interrupted by an object blurring past her face, a kunai imbedding itself in the tree before her. She turned to find it's source, a girl in a blue dress a distance away, her red hair swaying in the breeze. "You should not have come here." Kasumi insists.
"We'll see about that, little girl." Mai replies.
FIGHT!
Mai opens the battle by unleashing a trio of fans, holding onto the last to ignite it before leaping into the air after hurling it. Kasumi hops the first and ducks the second fan, bracing herself for the third, only for it to harmlessly disappear as Mai dives into her with a pair of fans, slamming into her chest. Kasumi falls to her back before kicking back up to her feat, only to find Mai lunging ahead with an outstretched fan. Kasumi raises her arms to block the attack but the fan slides between her arms and again strikes her in the chest, stumbling her back. Mai again shoots ahead, wishing to land the fan into her once more, but Kasumi grabs her wrist, ducking under her arm, spinning, and slamming the point of her elbow into Mai's temple. Still under Mai's arm, Kasumi flipped the Shiranui over her shoulder, knocking the wind from her lungs before stamping her foot into Mai's chest, grip still firmly on her arm, and asked, "Give up yet?"
"Not even close." Mai defiantly jibes.
Mai is suddenly engulfed in flames, Kasumi leaping back from the intensity of the heat that nearly swallowed her. A flaming fan came flying out of the pyro, Kasumi unable to react before it struck her in the throat, burning it and dropping her to her hands and knees, desperately gasping for air. The fire around Mai dies, the Shiranui charging at Kasumi, sliding on her back halfway there and planting both boots in Kasumi's face, sending her flopping back. Mai sits on Kasumi's stomach, brandishing a pair of fans, telling her, "Such a high bounty for an easy target. I can't say it wasn't worth it, but I'm disappointed in you, runaway shinobi."
Kasumi's glazed gaze changes to anger with Mai's words, the Shiranui bringing the fans up and slamming them down onto Kasumi's neck. Kasumi vanishes in a flash, Mai's fans digging into the dirt, the Kunoichi growling in anger before rising to her feet and abandoning her weapons. Someone grasps her from behind and Mai is swung back, crashing onto the back of her head. Kasumi rolls the Kunoichi off of her and rises, reaching for her wakizashi and drawing it. She brings it up, ready to stab down onto her foe, but Mai suddenly rises up, landing an uppercut that launches Kasumi into the air. Mai points both arms at Kasumi, a flurry of fire flying up from her sleeves and striking Kasumi, rocketing her back and slamming her into a tree back-first, the runaway shinobi slowly sliding down the trunk to the ground below. Kasumi attempts to stand up, battered and charred, before Mai tosses another fan at her, slicing Kasumi's stomach, blood seeping down her abdomen. Dropping to her knee, Kasumi grits her teeth and attempts to blot out the pain, Mai approaching her and taunting, "You put up a good fight, I can see why they needed me to kill you. I guess even a disgrace is full of surprises."
Enraged, Kasumi gets to her shaky feet, barely able to stand as Mai draws a pair of fans, saying, "Goodbye, runaway shinobi, you were definitely a pretty penny."
Mai surges towards Kasumi once more, fans back ready to hit her, and swings them when she is within range, aiming to decapitate the shinobi. Kasumi ducks the blow and lunges up into Mai, digging her wakizashi into Mai's stomach. Shocked, Mai slumps over Kasumi's shoulder, the shinobi throwing the weakened Kunoichi to the ground. Two loud slices and one crack of bone sickened the air as soon as she hit the ground, Mai shreaking in agony as her shoulders were pinned by a pair of kunai to the ground and windmill shuriken had dug into the earth, bisecting her legs above the knee. Mai looked up as Kasumi unleashed a stream of energy from her hands, striking Mai in the face. Mai's head began to smoke from the stream of electricity, her head erupting in flames before exploding all together, the stump of her neck smoking from its charred crater. Kasumi wraps her arm around her stomach wound, bowing to her fallen foe before walking past it and further into the forest.
K.O.!
DAM: NO! Wait, do you think she's still warm? Oh, wait, electricity, she definitely is.
Zivon: I can't wait to get this over with. This was an even match, but Mai was just outclassed by Kasumi. Mai constantly enters the King of Fighter's Tournament and barely makes a ripple in it. Kasumi won the first Dead or Alive Tournament through sheer willpower. Mai can't even claim her imaginary fiance as her own, while Kasumi won an entire tournament to defeat and kill Raidou. Mai's use of shadow images would have limited effect on someone who knows the trade of a ninja as well as Kasumi. Her use of fakes and strong attacks would also put her at a disadvantage against someone who's entire fighting style is based on defense, not offense. Mai's experience in judo isn't at the level of her trainer, while Kasumi is trained in Tenjinmon, which already adds to her family's use of evasive attacks and made her superhumanly strong. The fakes Mai would just make her look foolish while a strong attack could easily be countered by Kasumi since Kasumi would not bite on either. While her fans and fire abilities would even the fight, Kasumi isn't going to just stand their and take it. Her teleportation would be her greatest asset in dodging Mai's most dangerous attacks, as well as keep control of the pace of the battle. Even if hit by fire, it isn't instanlty lethal, while her Torn Sky Blast is, at the very least, crippling, and Mai carrying all those steel fans right next to her heart would guarantee it being lethal. Finally, Kasumi is just the all around better ninja. She's evaded capture for two years, killed ninjas and demons alike in Ninja Gaiden, and can keep up with the likes of Ryu Hayabusa, while Mai is easily defeated by those less powerful than her.
Hazzamo: Overall, Kasumi was better trained, more successful, and proved to be more lethal in her trade than Mai.
DAM: Mai really gave some good head, but Kasumi had better hand work.
Zivon: The winner is Kasumi.
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