Hey guys sorry but it's just all
this Algebra.
It's killing me!!! anyways. This might be a short
chapter sorry. Kind of in this writers block stage.
Chapter 29 (Iggy POV)
You know how I said I was going to give them the "talk"?
Well...I did, and it didn't go too well.
I told them as a group. Not separately like I should have. I regret that so much.
Picture this:
Me standing in the living room.
Kids(including Total and Ella) On the couch.
Nudge interrupting every time I say something.
Gauzy with his hand over his ears.
Angel singing twinkle twinkle little star.
Ella smirking.
Total interested.
It was bad...
Flashback to yesterday.
After I got Angel off of my by yelling in my head I had to force all of them to sit down.
"Okay guys. You've heard me Max and Fang speak of this thing called the "talk" well. I'm about to give it to you. So here goes nothing. I'm going to use Max and Fang as an example."
"Iggy...I don't want to hear this..."Angel said in a small voice which almost made me want to let her go but I didn't. She frowned.
"Sorry but you have to. I promised Dr. M."
She slumped down. Gazzy looking like he was confused. Nudge was excited because she thought we ere going to spy on Max and Fang again. Not gonna happen.
"Okay so here goes....When Max and Fang really truly love each other more than they do now-"
"IGGY! I know where this is going! Shut up!" Nudge yelled and started to get up.
"Sit down!" I yelled back.
"anyways, They have this thing called s-"
"Iggy! Stop please!!!"She yelled again.
I smiled.
"TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE! UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH! LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" Angel sang rather loudly.
"DUDE! Nasty!" Gazzy made a weird face after Nudge said something to him.
"Okay anyway..." I kept going on and on about how sex makes babies and all that crap when I was getting droned out by Angel and Gazzy who had decided to join her singing ans Nudge saying ew over and over again.
"AND THAT'S HOW CHEESESTICKS ARE MADE!!" I yelled.
Then it got quiet.
"Really?" Gazzy asked.
"Yes actually, NO! Babies are made that way no possible human could make cheese sticks come out of them!!"
And to make this matter worse Ella comes in choking.
"Ella!" I run over there with the little kids behind me.
I started smacking her back.
Guess what comes out.
A cheese stick.
"Iggy! Cheesesticks do come out of people! OMG!!" Nudge said.
"Cool!" Gazzy said.
I smacked my head.
"It's okay Iggy. I know how it happens even if it did come from your head."
Angel told me.
I grimaced. "Thanks..."
I know...very short but I can't think of anything with Max and Fang. Someone tell me! I need ideas and help!!
